Are you Donkey Headed Adversary?

Well it's got your actual name and I couldn't be sure that was you.

Oh and do be advised: I WILL SMASH YOU. Eventually. You've got me on Tier 1 at present.

No, I can't do it. Myp has me beat here. I can't get above 30,000 now even on tier 1.

Awesome little game though.

No, I can't do it. Myp has me beat here. I can't get above 30,000 now even on tier 1.

Awesome little game though.

Those sound like the words of a yellow-bellied quitter.

Quetzalcoatl is a fun puzzle game. I recommend it.

I don't think my new Tier 3 score will be easy either.

In other news, everyone should be playing Alto's Adventure. It's a surprisingly deep 2D side-scrolling snowboarding game, with graphics and music akin to Monument Valley.

Why So Many Games Are Disappearing From The App Store
Patrick Klepek

Ever year, Apple updates the operating system for iPhones and iPads. Every year, it breaks compatibility with a bunch of games. Every year, a few companies let their games die. It’s far worse with iOS 9, however, with Apple straight up removing your ability to download some of those games ever again.

Right now, the list of games you can’t play on iOS 9 has some heavy hitters:

BioShock
Ghost Trick
Sam & Max
Poker Night
Back to the Future
Jurassic Park
Puzzle Agent
Strong Bad
Hector
Tales of Monkey Island

Fortunately, all of those games are returning in the near future, with the companies involved—Capcom, 2K Games, Telltale—promising fixes and full compatibility with iOS 9. For some, like BioShock and Telltale’s games, players can, theoretically, stay on the previous version of iOS (8.4) and they’ll work just fine, but that’s not the world we live in. Thanks to new features, security updates, and a general propulsion towards “new,” the idea of purposely lagging behind to continue playing a handful of games seems absolutely ridiculous.

Not every game is so lucky, though. Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, which costs a hefty $14.99 on the App Store, is not making the transition to iOS9—period.

“This application is not compatible with iOS 9 (including the Beta),” reads the game’s App Store page. “There are currently no plans to update this application in the future. Please keep this in mind when updating your OS.”

By “please keep this in mind,” Capcom is saying “sorry, you’re fucked.”

It’s not as though Monster Hunter Freedom Unite was a failed experiment, either. There are hundreds and hundreds of glowing reviews game prior to the iOS 9 update, which prompted users to flood the App Store with loud complaints.

Can you blame them?

It’s complicated, though. Given the way iOS games break, year over year, this presents publishers with a problem not present on other platforms. I don’t know how much money Monster Hunter Freedom Unite is (or isn’t) making for Capcom. It’s possible the game isn’t doing well, so they’re cutting their losses and moving on. A cynic might say they have a sequel planned and iOS 9 breaking compatibility is a convenient way to shuffle people to the next game.

The only thing we know is that players get screwed over. The only thing we know is that, if you update to iOS 9 like a reasonable person, the game breaks.

That, undeniably, sucks.

Another wrinkle is how Apple handles games broken by iOS 9. If a publisher (reasonably) chooses to pull a game from the App Store while it’s being fixed or if they’re unable to continue providing support for the game, that software is permanently removed from your purchase history.

This is having some unfortunate consequences. When Electronic Arts decided to pull more 10 games from the App Store, including Mass Effect: Infiltrator, it told players they’d be able to continue playing the games. If they’ve deleted those games from their devices, however, that’s no longer the case. They’re gone.

Apple has not yet responded to my request for comment, but one hopes this is an oversight or something the company can tweak, in response to complaints.

In the meantime, one developer has a creative solution. You Must Build A Boat developer Luca Redwood has publicly released an encrypted copy of his game and entrusted Touch Arcade with the decryption key, should the game be removed from the App Store and players require a guaranteed way to play it.

“Recently a number of big-name-games were removed from sale from the iOS App Store,” said Redwood over email. “It’s not great, but not uncommon, [that] developers don’t want the support headache, which is OK. The twist now though is that Apple have said you will no longer be able to download games that have been removed that you previously purchased. It sucks because premium games have a hard time, and will have an even harder time if the player hasn’t got any guarantee they’ll be able to play the game they just dropped 10 bucks [on] in the future.”

This isn’t just impacting games, either. Touch Arcade noted how when Twitter client Tweetbot removed Tweetbot 3 from the App Store while launching Tweetbot 4, the previous version was removed from people’s purchasing history. This wasn’t intended by Tweetbot, and they “solved” the problem by having Tweetbot 3 available for sale in a single region, Burkina Faso. What?!

We’ve gotten used to old games not working on new hardware, but it’s a twist for old games to stop working on old hardware and have the company who made the hardware come over and snap the disc in half. What an age we live in now!

Two fantastic freebies:

Frutorious

Bug Princess, AKA Mushihimesama.

They just dropped Bug Princess 2 to 79p, too.

Those who enjoyed Badland's beautiful flappiness will be pleased to note the sequel is oot noo in the App Store

Android version is here, Google fans: https://play.google.com/store/apps/deta ... a&hl=en_GB