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| Author: | Joans [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 14:48 ] |
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Grim... wrote:
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 14:49 ] |
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Joans wrote: Grim... wrote: Yeah, pretend you don't remember and treasure that moment. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 14:49 ] |
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*Makes booking for 2012* |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 14:51 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: *Makes booking for 2012* I thought you would be interested in the man love |
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| Author: | Joans [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 14:55 ] |
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I don't know what's going on in the video still, but the actual video came as quite a relief. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:01 ] |
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Here are the skittles: |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:20 ] |
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so many black t-shirts.... |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:24 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: so many black t-shirts.... We were balancing out the lurid orange ones. |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:25 ] |
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I still have the video on my phone of Perkies eating a  Sandwich from Beex Cottage I.
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:31 ] |
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What's in a sandwich?
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:36 ] |
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Grim... wrote: What's in a sandwich?Cheap white bread, mars bar, cheap salt and vinegar crisps, cheddar cheese. |
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| Author: | Alberto [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 15:49 ] |
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With a side of hot vimto. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:01 ] |
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It's... not very nice |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:08 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: It's... not very nice It's really not. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:35 ] |
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Deep fried? |
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| Author: | myp [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:38 ] |
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Zardoz wrote: Deep fried? No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:46 ] |
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Yeah, you look like you could never pass a Mars bar. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:48 ] |
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The problem is the mars bar/bread combination refuses to pass the throat |
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| Author: | Mr Russell [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:50 ] |
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Mr Dave wrote: The problem is the mars bar/bread combination refuses to pass the throat Hence the Vimto to wash it down. I would call him a genius if he wasn't an insufferable cunt. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 16:54 ] |
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myp it wrote: Zardoz wrote: Deep fried? No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar. Wait - that's seriously what's in the sandwich? Bugger me. |
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| Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 17:05 ] |
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Grim... wrote: myp it wrote: Zardoz wrote: Deep fried? No, cold. It would be passable without the Mars bar. Wait - that's seriously what's in the sandwich? Bugger me. I believe stu claimed it was scientifically proven to be the nicest sandwich in existence. |
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| Author: | Malc74 [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 17:15 ] |
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I remember him mentioning it as far back as his Your Sinclair years. It certainly doesn't sound very nice but hey, my favourite sandwich is a sausage roll on a buttered roll, so what the hell do I know. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 17:16 ] |
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Mmmm, pie butties. |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:11 ] |
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Grim... wrote:  I never knew! |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:13 ] |
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Alberto wrote: With a side of hot vimto. Perkies made me some of this with Vodka in it, it was actually quite nice. 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:16 ] |
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Mars Bar? They're hard enough to eat on their own. I can't imagine one being wrapped in stodgy cheap bread. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:20 ] |
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Goddess Jasmine wrote: Alberto wrote: With a side of hot vimto. Perkies made me some of this with Vodka in it, it was actually quite nice. Yes, I had some also. It was nice because of the alcohol. Also, it was too hot for a special.
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Beex Cottage II |
Goddess Jasmine wrote: Grim... wrote: I never knew! I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:26 ] |
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Grim... wrote: I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera.
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| Author: | Joans [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:26 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Goddess Jasmine wrote: Grim... wrote: I never knew! I'm fairly sure you're holding the camera. I think she'd long gone to bed. It was MrsA who appeared to have an obsession with sticking the camera in my face. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 18:42 ] |
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Aha! |
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| Author: | Malc [ Thu Oct 27, 2011 19:18 ] |
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im such a tosser  Malc |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 17:10 ] |
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Grim... wrote: ! Soz, joans. |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Sun Nov 06, 2011 22:32 ] |
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Just found this on my phone. Look at the shame in the way Wendy's head hangs. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 0:54 ] |
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That's how I attracted her in the first place. It's my goto attract mode. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Mon Nov 07, 2011 0:59 ] |
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That's not even my hair. |
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| Author: | Goddess Jasmine [ Thu Jul 16, 2015 19:51 ] |
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Grim... wrote: -1 sleeps to go! Bonus points to Ange for resisting the thirty seconds of "morning loving" this year. She loses them again by turning up outside our (Craster and me) bedroom window (the only one on the ground floor) at 6am after having been locked out, wanting to be let back in. The exchange went: Ange: Hello? It's Ange. Will you let me in, please? Grim... [assuming, as you would, that Ange was knocking on the bedroom door]: Yeah, come in, what's up? [Ange thinks we mean the front door, and wanders off] [Pause] Grim...: Did I dream that? Craster: I don't think so, because I heard her too. Grim...: Ange? Craster: Ange? Grim...: Ange? Craster: What was she doing outside? Grim...: Outside‽ I thought she was at the door? Craster: No, I don't think so. It was too loud. Grim...: What the fuck would she be doing outside? Craster: Right? Grim...: Ange? [Pause] Craster: Maybe it was a dream. Weird. Ange [sounding like she was in the room]: Hello? It's Ange. Will you let me in, please? Grim...: What the fuck? Craster [somewhat more sensible]: Where are you? Ange: Outside. The door's locked. [Craster then goes and presents himself in his bedwear to Ange and Malabelm] I am absolutely shite at using the search function on this site, but have just found this post which has made me cry.
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