To be fair man, I was there when you met Kalmar for the first time and you had no idea who he was either
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:43 ] |
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I made that joke in the pub on Wednesday, to a guy who had never met me before and as so didn't know who Kalmar was. I dedicate this B&B to John, who laughed anyway. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: B&B28 - Your mum's about as bright as |
To be fair man, I was there when you met Kalmar for the first time and you had no idea who he was either
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:45 ] |
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You had no idea who you were! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:51 ] |
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Grim... wrote: You had no idea who you were! Happens all the time. It's a symptom of the witness reloca... I've said too much |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:53 ] |
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Fearne Cotton just offered to do her Radio Show in a swimming costume. IN! |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:55 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Grim... wrote: You had no idea who you were! Happens all the time. It's a symptom of the witness reloca... I've said too much “Now, when I stamp on your foot and say ‘Good day, Mr. Thompson’…” |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:58 ] |
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I think he's talking to you |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:01 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Fearne Cotton just offered to do her Radio Show in a swimming costume. IN! I'm well impressed with Chris and Dave. Some of the best live TV I've seen in ages came from watching most of the R1 feed yesterday. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:09 ] |
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I've just lost the Radio One Website. NOOOOO!!! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:09 ] |
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Yup, it's being overloaded. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:11 ] |
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Damn you Fearn! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:12 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Damn you Fearn! Fearne. Related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzBkhI8m1mA |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:14 ] |
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Grim... wrote: Have them washed and sent to my quarters. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:16 ] |
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You can have one of them. You can't choose which one. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:23 ] |
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They've raised 2.4 million, the website is still crashed and she is in her swimsuit. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:24 ] |
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Our telecom provider, not content with cutting off our broadband connection a week and a half early, have now cut off our landline phone lines a week early. Fuck fuck. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:24 ] |
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Grim... wrote: They've raised 2.4 million, the website is still crashed and she is in her swimsuit. Frick. I hope they recorded it /perv |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:26 ] |
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GazChap wrote: Our telecom provider, not content with cutting off our broadband connection a week and a half early, have now cut off our landline phone lines a week early. Fuck fuck. Sounds like grounds for legal action to me, chap. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:47 ] |
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| Author: | Malabelm [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:01 ] |
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nickachu wrote: I think he's talking to you o/ |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:05 ] |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:09 ] |
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote: HAHAHAHA! You're gonna get pwned. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:18 ] |
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/books tickets. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:24 ] |
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Didn't know you were from Boro, APOD
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:25 ] |
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WIN (mildly NSFW) ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Spot the Hoverhand
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:29 ] |
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That bikini is mesmerising.
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| Author: | devilman [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:30 ] |
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Grim... wrote: They've raised 2.4 million, the website is still crashed and she is in her swimsuit. On the subject of Comic Relief, I'd wondered why we hadn't had a dress-down day at work yet this year (We used to have them for most charity days and contributing a quid or so). Turns out that the MD doesn't approve of them as he thinks that the staff doss around more when dressing down. Bit rich considering he doesn't even work Fridays himself. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:40 ] |
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It's days like this (#DavPazDay) that I remember that some fucker took @DavPaz on twitter, tweeted 3 times in one day in 2008 and never came back. The git. |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 13:56 ] |
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Isnt your twitter DavPaz davpaz? |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 14:39 ] |
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MrDavPaz, like my Live! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 15:51 ] |
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I'm off home to drink beer and open my present. Have a good one! |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 16:01 ] |
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Evil Day motivation posters  Usability is for hippies by Harrisimo, on Flickr  Pull your weight by Harrisimo, on Flickr |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 16:07 ] |
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The fucking Facebook one nearly made me turn inside out. COME ON, REPLACEMENT PRINTER! |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 16:19 ] |
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So little of my work gets done while I am away that they even take my headed paper out of the spare copier tray. On thge plus side, with all the time off I've booked this month, I won't see idiot boss for at least two more weeks, by which point with any luck I'll have another job and can turn up in my pants and spend an afternoon signing emails as "Dr. Heinrich Stupidname PhD BSc HIV". |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 16:23 ] |
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Some of these are pretty good: http://forums.selectbutton.net/viewtopi ... 402#908402 Computergame figures made from bag ties |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 16:28 ] |
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Demotivators were brilliant. It's a shame that absolutely everyone in the world went on to copy them, and missed the point entirely. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 17:16 ] |
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"Hi X, Y has asked me to ask you if you've seen this. Thanks. -Me" I fucking hate it when people use delegation as a way to harass people by proxy. Bloody ask yourself! It'll be quicker, and one reason people respond well to me is precisely because I don't badger them without good cause. Sigh. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 17:26 ] |
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Friday afternoon, in a pub with a reasonable beer I'd not tried before (Nelson Brewery's 'Venegeance') and thinking about my holiday. Bliss. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 19:00 ] |
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Case of wine has apparently been delivered to my office as a thank you from a client. DAMMIT I'M NOT IN UNTIL TUESDAY! |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 19:56 ] |
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The latest in a long line of idiotic things done by a dude who has the same name as me... He has booked passage on a ferry for Sunday and I have received the emailed confirmation code. Surely he would realise by now that he isn't getting any of the emails when he keeps using my email to book stuff or sign up for stuff, or gives it out to his friends and family. I've tried emailing back people who email him(me), but they must think it is slightly weird getting an email back from the person they have emailed, saying its not the person they have emailed, signed by the person they emailed...  The worst thing is, he seems to have a much more interesting life than I do! |
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| Author: | DBSnappa [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 20:15 ] |
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Have you been diagnosed with bi-polar disorder? |
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| Author: | Trooper [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 20:52 ] |
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I haven't, but the other person in my head has. |
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| Author: | flis [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 21:17 ] |
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The boy has just cried his heart out at that video of Ester on comic relief  She's the same age as his little brother and now he's gone to get all my cards so I can donate some money to her. That was the first video he watched, I think I'm going to be skint at the end of tonight.
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 21:42 ] |
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I cried at that one too |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 21:58 ] |
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flis wrote: The boy has just cried his heart out at that video of Ester on comic relief |
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| Author: | flis [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 22:01 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: I cried at that one too More now than last year, I'll bet  Are you beginning to understand, young padawan...?The boy said after the video "I'm glad I wore a dress today to raise money for that little girl" And he also asked why the camera people didn't give her any food or take her and the baby home with them. Gah! Wait until she talks and asks questions like that DavPaz...Or worse...."Dad, can my boyfriend stay the night tonight?" lolol |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 22:10 ] |
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'Comic' relief is hilarious. A scally jumped out a window. Lolololol |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 22:11 ] |
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Flis... no boyfriends until I'm too old and demented to care
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| Author: | Malc [ Fri Mar 18, 2011 22:29 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: Flis... no boyfriends until I'm too old and demented to care Oh man, I really don't understand that attitude (although I assume you're mostly joking) I want my daughter (fully educated) to be having as much sex as she wants, I just want her to be happy and safe and informed. Malc |
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