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Author:  GazChap [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 18:41 ]
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You can also begin to understand why I've started having my hair shaved :P

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:31 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Now there's a man who's learned to smile


Really. The first one scares me. Looks like someone who wants to kill me. And everyone I know.

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 19:33 ]
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I still smile like I did in the first photo, I have to put a lot of "smile effort" in to get a smile that actually shows up on my face.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 20:02 ]
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You also appear to have turned into a leather ironing board.

In a good way.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 20:04 ]
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KovacsC wrote:
Far left when I was 21 about 16 years ago...

You were The Shaman before they made it AICMFP.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 20:05 ]
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Moar Craster plz

Author:  throughsilver [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 20:15 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
Far left when I was 21 about 16 years ago...

You were The Shaman before they made it AICMFP.

I was thinking EMF, but yeah. ;)

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Feb 28, 2011 23:55 ]
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I see you had a portrait of Craster 2.0 at your University, GazChap.

Author:  flis [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:37 ]
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This is probably the best thread on the internet.

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:04 ]
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Oh man, I'm so going to my parents this weekend and grabbing a photo of me when I was a 17 year old oik on my Superdream, for scanning - I look a right berk, but thought I was an Essex James Dean. :D

Shit, it's even in colour. ;)

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:18 ]
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Author:  GazChap [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:35 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
I see you had a portrait of Craster 2.0 at your University, GazChap.

That's not my university, that's Mansion House in London. The guy on the right is from The Worshipful Company of Information Technologists, which is surely the best name for a group of people ever.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:03 ]
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What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?

Author:  flis [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:11 ]
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Hypothetically, pub level banter is fine.........

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:12 ]
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You clearly haven't been in a hypothetical pub with me.

Author:  flis [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:18 ]
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Nor you with me :p


This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:

Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.

Author:  Trooper [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:33 ]
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Grim... wrote:
What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?


You don't need to hypothetically say anything as hypothetically we all hypothetically know what you are hypothetically thinking.

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 11:34 ]
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Would!

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:18 ]
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Bobbyaro wrote:
Would!


No you wouldn't, believe me. ;)

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:22 ]
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8)


Oh, right. :D

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:28 ]
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Grim... wrote:
What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?


Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:30 ]
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flis wrote:
This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:

Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.


Have I missed the joke here? I'm not saying I have a 'big one' by the way. :)

Author:  GazChap [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 13:51 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 13:57 ]
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GazChap wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?


Aw, come on now guys. Can't a hapless old fart love his daughter around here? :)

I love Teen Angel #1 equally, of course, but little #2 is a delicate, sensitive little creature, whereas #1 has her mother's fire in her belly. :)

I only posted that pic for your mutual laffs by the way; this isn't quite panning out as I'd hoped. :o

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:02 ]
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Apologies Cavey, I only posted that as comedy given the previous post.

Back on topic, I have very few photos of me when I was a teenager, but I have a feeling Curio might...

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:06 ]
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Oh, please don't apologise mate, no need at all. :)

(I think I'll leave posting that teen Cavey photo now, though. ;) )

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:08 ]
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Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:10 ]
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Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:36 ]
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DavPaz wrote:
Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!


Meh!

'Craiiiiiiiiiiiiig David! Can I have a reeeeewind?' Etc.
I did have a plastic 'Kes' strapped to my arm at some point there. :)

I love fancy dress, me. :)

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 14:37 ]
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Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.


Think 'pocket size Grim...' (with no hair) and you won't be far off. My Fiesta ST to his Focus RS500. :)

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 17:39 ]
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Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:01 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:


LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my present day "finery", I can assure you.

<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine! :)
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right? :o
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey> :roll:

Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:03 ]
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No, silly - the conversation about the no dicks was to do with a TV programme, and the comment was that the photo should have been from years ago, that's the point of the thread.

The other two comments....er, yeah. Hands up to that.

Author:  markg [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:04 ]
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I'm pretty sure nobody was out to cause offence, though.

Author:  Zio [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:05 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:


LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my "finery", I can assure you.

<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine! :)
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right? :o
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey> :roll:

Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.


I think you might be getting Flis's post mixed up a little - she was talking about something shown on Celebrity Juice. I don't watch the show myself and only know about it because one of my work colleagues was talking about it, so I don't know exactly what the 'old man with his willy out' refers to, but I don't think it was anything about you and your photo!

Author:  myp [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:06 ]
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Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

I love Craig David.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:14 ]
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<pithy reply deleted>
Actually, you're quite right.
Sorry, Cavey.

Still want to see one of you as a teenager, though.

Author:  GazChap [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:19 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
<Beex> You don't love your other daughter!

I meant that as a joke, dude, although I did miss off a smiley which probably made it sound serious! Sorry!

Author:  Cavey [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:20 ]
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S'right guys.
I wasn't really expecting the response I got to be honest, but hey, no worries.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:22 ]
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Now hurry up and post the teenage Cavey picture.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 19:40 ]
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Irony overload

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 20:01 ]
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Here's me in my very first car. My moms Rover Metro!

Lord knows why I thought the hat was a good idea... I *think* I'm about 20 in this picture.

Author:  sinister agent [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 20:33 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Russ got new glasses and a better camera.


I hate you.


:DD

Zardoz wrote:
Can anyone beat Craster then? That question goies out to the whole Internet, not just this forum.


Y'know... I really could. But I honestly can't find the pictures I was looking for, of a series of bus card photos I put together several years ago. I'm quite sure that the lenses in my glasses were originally used to seal portholes.

Me aged 19:

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 21:07 ]
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Davpaz has just done it for you in B&B.

Author:  sinister agent [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 21:14 ]
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I was actually a deceptively cute child. Apparently I would have been a child model, but I cried the whole time and the photographer ended up booting me out. And I didn't wear glasses when i was a kid.

Obviously in an alternative dimension I am a cracked out porn dropout.

But anyway. 16/7:


Attachment:
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I'm the one on the right, obv.


18/19:

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Note the pre-empting of current twattish teenaged hairstyles by several years (except that this lot do it wrong by very obviously spending hourse carefully arranging each hair to make it look like they don't care about it, rather than flapping a hand vaguely over their head for a second and then leaving, but anyway).

20:

Attachment:
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Aaand 24:

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Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 21:59 ]
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With that second picture, SA has taken control of my mind. I am his slave.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 22:08 ]
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sinister agent wrote:
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Image

Author:  Cras [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 22:13 ]
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Just for you, Z-man:

Attachment:
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Beard, nascent

Author:  Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 22:15 ]
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I think Craster is googling "People who look like idiots, but not Craster"

It's the only way I can explain all these pictures he's posting of people who don't look like him.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Mar 01, 2011 22:30 ]
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What?

That's....

That's not even you!

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