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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 12:28 
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What's forum etiquette on hypothetically making comments about another forum members hypothetical daughter?


Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

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This morning, my colleagues and I were talking about Celebrity Juice and the old man with his willy out. I suggested that the conversation between his wife and daughters went thus:

Girl1; age 14: I've seen bigger.
Girl2; age 17: You've seen bigger? I've had bigger.
Wife: I wish I had.


Have I missed the joke here? I'm not saying I have a 'big one' by the way. :)

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Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?

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Pretty iffy mate, Teen Angel #2 is my most prized and protected possession. :)

What does Teen Angel #1 think of that?


Aw, come on now guys. Can't a hapless old fart love his daughter around here? :)

I love Teen Angel #1 equally, of course, but little #2 is a delicate, sensitive little creature, whereas #1 has her mother's fire in her belly. :)

I only posted that pic for your mutual laffs by the way; this isn't quite panning out as I'd hoped. :o

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Apologies Cavey, I only posted that as comedy given the previous post.

Back on topic, I have very few photos of me when I was a teenager, but I have a feeling Curio might...


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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Oh, please don't apologise mate, no need at all. :)

(I think I'll leave posting that teen Cavey photo now, though. ;) )

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

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Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!


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Yeah Cavey, Sh'mon Muthafucka!


Meh!

'Craiiiiiiiiiiiiig David! Can I have a reeeeewind?' Etc.
I did have a plastic 'Kes' strapped to my arm at some point there. :)

I love fancy dress, me. :)

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.


Think 'pocket size Grim...' (with no hair) and you won't be far off. My Fiesta ST to his Focus RS500. :)

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:

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Zardoz wrote:
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Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:


LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my present day "finery", I can assure you.

<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine! :)
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right? :o
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey> :roll:

Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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No, silly - the conversation about the no dicks was to do with a TV programme, and the comment was that the photo should have been from years ago, that's the point of the thread.

The other two comments....er, yeah. Hands up to that.

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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I'm pretty sure nobody was out to cause offence, though.


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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 18:05 

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Captain Caveman wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Craster wrote:
Problem is, that photo doesn't reveal enough of your good self for suitable amounts of mockery.

Or is from his distant past. :belm:


LOL, I think not. That really is me, in all my "finery", I can assure you.

<Cavey> Hey guys, check out this daft photo of me at last year's fancy dress party round mine! :)
<Beex> I want to shag your daughter! Old men have no dicks! You don't love your other daughter!
<Cavey> Er, come on guys, it's just a laugh, right? :o
<Beex> That photo was so you many years ago, you fucking belmer!
<Cavey> :roll:

Yeah I know, man the fuck up etc., but y'know, fuxake? Sort it out.


I think you might be getting Flis's post mixed up a little - she was talking about something shown on Celebrity Juice. I don't watch the show myself and only know about it because one of my work colleagues was talking about it, so I don't know exactly what the 'old man with his willy out' refers to, but I don't think it was anything about you and your photo!


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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

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Actually, you're quite right.
Sorry, Cavey.

Still want to see one of you as a teenager, though.

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<Beex> You don't love your other daughter!

I meant that as a joke, dude, although I did miss off a smiley which probably made it sound serious! Sorry!

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S'right guys.
I wasn't really expecting the response I got to be honest, but hey, no worries.

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Now hurry up and post the teenage Cavey picture.

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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Here's me in my very first car. My moms Rover Metro!

Lord knows why I thought the hat was a good idea... I *think* I'm about 20 in this picture.


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 Post subject: Re: It's the wayback machine
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Mr Russell wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
Russ got new glasses and a better camera.


I hate you.


:DD

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Can anyone beat Craster then? That question goies out to the whole Internet, not just this forum.


Y'know... I really could. But I honestly can't find the pictures I was looking for, of a series of bus card photos I put together several years ago. I'm quite sure that the lenses in my glasses were originally used to seal portholes.

Me aged 19:


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Davpaz has just done it for you in B&B.

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I was actually a deceptively cute child. Apparently I would have been a child model, but I cried the whole time and the photographer ended up booting me out. And I didn't wear glasses when i was a kid.

Obviously in an alternative dimension I am a cracked out porn dropout.

But anyway. 16/7:


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I'm the one on the right, obv.


18/19:

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Note the pre-empting of current twattish teenaged hairstyles by several years (except that this lot do it wrong by very obviously spending hourse carefully arranging each hair to make it look like they don't care about it, rather than flapping a hand vaguely over their head for a second and then leaving, but anyway).

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Just for you, Z-man:

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I think Craster is googling "People who look like idiots, but not Craster"

It's the only way I can explain all these pictures he's posting of people who don't look like him.


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What?

That's....

That's not even you!

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Just for you, Z-man:

Beard, nascent


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Beard, nascent

That's clearly not you but how is the person who it is doing that with their hand and why are his fingernails painted? We need answers.


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The hand belongs to a pretty lady that you animals don't get to see.

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The hand belongs to a pretty lady that you animals don't get to see.

It's your mum isn't it?


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What the fucking fuck is going on? Are the Crasters a family of Gene splicers or warp gate jumpers?

I can't comprehend these images.

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Wow.

Craster, the hair....the beard....wow. What a man.

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The hand belongs to a pretty lady that you animals don't get to see.

Is it Dimrill?

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Craster, are you a Time Lord?

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Wow.

Craster, the hair....the beard....wow. What a man.

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Man, if I'd known the thread would provide this much entertainment I'd not have started it have posted it years ago.

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I'm currently being horrified by the thought that Craster hasn't finished his metamorphosis.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Craster R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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Craster wrote:
Now hurry up and post the teenage Cavey picture.


Heh, not in this life mate.

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Mr Dave wrote:
I'm currently being horrified by the thought that Craster hasn't finished his metamorphosis.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Craster R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.


The horror.. the horror..

He's turned into...

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Ha! I've been told that before actually. Once by one of Mentaletta's friends, who had a massive clitoral love for him. Which was nice.

Also John Lennon, and Justin Timberlake, by several people. That I really don't get.

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