Bits & Bobs 27

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 21:47

Kern wrote:

On my way to meet friends in London, and bumped into our very own Gaz! Small world.

Was very odd, just heard someone say "Gaz?" while I was taking a photo

Thought to myself "Can't be me they're calling after!" - how wrong I was!

Good to see you dude, hope you had a good day with your pals

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 22:04

GazChap wrote:

Kern wrote:

On my way to meet friends in London, and bumped into our very own Gaz! Small world.

Was very odd, just heard someone say "Gaz?" while I was taking a photo

Thought to myself "Can't be me they're calling after!" - how wrong I was!

Good to see you dude, hope you had a good day with your pals

Look at him, trying to appear all innocent.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Is Brian May running out of money? Confused.com and British Gas are both now running adverts with horrible butchered versions of Queen songs.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

Wullie wrote:

Talking of horses... I might have been a bit hasty when I said that they were stupid because they need their shoes nailed to their feet, because it turns out that they make excellent conductors :DD

(sorry)

Oh, that's terrible

I did hear about it on the news earlier in the day, and heard that one of the trainers said 'it was like they'd been electrocuted' but didn't think for one minute that they perhaps had been electrocuted.

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Craster wrote:

Is Brian May running out of money? Confused.com and British Gas are both now running adverts with horrible butchered versions of Queen songs.

They've even bought Freddy back to life to flog Noodles in Japan.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:33

markg wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Ok then. There's no way we can mess up.

Urrggghhh. Finally made it home at 4 having drunk various lager, cider, bitter, stout and two kinds of whisky.

4?! That was a long walk back, or did you stop at Baz's for a nightcap?

I felt mildly shitty for most of the day but got everything I needed to do done.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Mimi wrote:

Wullie wrote:

Talking of horses... I might have been a bit hasty when I said that they were stupid because they need their shoes nailed to their feet, because it turns out that they make excellent conductors :DD

(sorry)

Oh, that's terrible

I did hear about it on the news earlier in the day, and heard that one of the trainers said 'it was like they'd been electrocuted' but didn't think for one minute that they perhaps had been electrocuted.

I heard it was manes electricity. The other horses are in a stable condition.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

Bobbyaro wrote:

I heard it was manes electricity. The other horses are in a stable condition.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:57

That sounds like a right mare for the stable owners. I hope they don't get saddled with a large electric bill, though I imagine it's probably gone up a bit.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16561

Zardoz wrote:

markg wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

Ok then. There's no way we can mess up.

Urrggghhh. Finally made it home at 4 having drunk various lager, cider, bitter, stout and two kinds of whisky.

4?! That was a long walk back, or did you stop at Baz's for a nightcap?

Yeah, more whisky at Baz's. I feel fine again now.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 14:12

Wikipedia in Cornish!

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

Parents are now and hour and a quater late >:|

bringing back my child >:(

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Now, I am not a parent, but from what I can gather, that is generally regarded as a good thing.

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 18:59

Went out for lunch today... only one menu so I was trying to read it upside-down while Mrs Meaty read it.

In the end, she ordered a bacon-cheese burger while I, seeing the onion rings, ordered the 'ultimate' burger. I'd failed to notice that the ultimate didn't just have onion rings, it was also 12oz while the other burgers were all 6oz.

So, no need for dinner tonight, then.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 19:13

Going go karting on Saturday. Will try not to do my back in. Then booze. Am I allowed to drink before go karting?

metalangel · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 19:19

I wouldn't.

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

MaliA wrote:

Going go karting on Saturday. Will try not to do my back in. Then booze. Am I allowed to drink before go karting?

Nope.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 21:20

sinister agent wrote:

What the hell has she done to her pubes? Christ. I thought shaving them off was ridiculous enough, but making them into a hitler 'tache has to take that crown.

Do you live in the 1920s?

sinister agent wrote:

Anyway, should I know who she is? She in a band or something? I've definitely heard the name, but she doesn't look familiar.

Do you live in the 1920s?

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 23:20

Seems I got the CAB gig, pending references.

Which is nice.

Will atone for teaching my friends' nine month old daughter that bashing an empty biscuit tin with a marracca is behaviour that is heavily rewarded. I'm the best babysitter.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 23:21

Shut up, fuckhead!

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!

That's the new "congratulations" :kiss:

Jon.J · **Joined:** 23rd Apr, 2009 **Posts:** 146

Visited the gf over the weekend, was good, except for one excruciating moment.

Went to Stratford-upon-Avon on Saturday with her parents and visited many tearooms and much cake was eaten. But I did discover that my potential future father-in-law does not understand urinal etiquette. I go to the loo, there's two urinals and a toilet, I take one of the urinals and unzip. In comes in GF's dad before I have started my stream and takes up the urinal next to me.

WTF?

It took me a couple of moments before I could start the stream.

Congrats MaliA

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Feb 13, 2011 23:30

MaliA wrote:

Seems I got the CAB gig, pending references.

Great stuff.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

Good tuffs, Malia1

I kep seeing adverst for Mrs browns Boys and it make sme want to smash u the televee
>:(

Rargh anger

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

Wow. Wrst typing ever ever ever and I not been drinking.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25596

WTH? My keyboard is posesse!

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

MaliA wrote:

Seems I got the CAB gig, pending references.

It's really important you get the correct haircut.

sdg · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 0:18

Well done MaliA!

Juliette Lewis is on tv right now. Oh how I fancy her.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:50

just made sausage rolls with chilli pork sausages. Be ready in 25 mins or so.
Om.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

Jon.J wrote:

But I did discover that my potential future father-in-law does not understand urinal etiquette. I go to the loo, there's two urinals and a toilet, I take one of the urinals and unzip. In comes in GF's dad before I have started my stream and takes up the urinal next to me.

WTF?

It took me a couple of moments before I could start the stream.

Grats Malia on the level up.

Perfectly acceptable urinal behaviour there as far as I can see. If there had been three urinals and he took the one next to you, then you would have had to break up with your gf, obviously.

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

'Grats, MaliA.

I don't think I feel very well today. Sadly, this revelation only occurred to me after getting to work. Just feel incredibly dizzy again - I've been like this in the mornings a few times recently.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:09

Nice one MaliA!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:44

'grats MaliA. Does this officially make you some kind of agony uncle now? Can we change your name to MarjiA Proops?

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:47

Well done Mali. You'll be sharing with us various tales of outrage or belmitude, won't you?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:51

kalmar wrote:

You'll be sharing with us various tales of outrage or belmitude, won't you?

No change there then.

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Congrats Mali!

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 13:15

Thank you.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 13:39

Trooper wrote:

Perfectly acceptable urinal behaviour there as far as I can see. If there had been three urinals and he took the one next to you, then you would have had to break up with your gf, obviously.

People who use a cubicle for a wee if there's a urinal available have something to hide. Unless they're women.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 13:42

Twice now Miss Malabar has walked into the toilets at her workplace to find one particular woman standing up in one of the cubicles, door wide open, wiping her arse. What. The. Fuck?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 13:43

Nothing wrong with wiping your arse.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Trooper wrote:

Perfectly acceptable urinal behaviour there as far as I can see. If there had been three urinals and he took the one next to you, then you would have had to break up with your gf, obviously.

What's unacceptable is building a toilet that has two urinals in. WTF? You clearly need three, so the middle one can be the buffer. There should never be an even number of urinals in a toilet.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 13:57

Troughs* can be tough to judge the virtual spacing, no one shares urinals do they?** Don't want to get squeezing in if they're already quite full. Not that arsed when you have a belly full of real ale/cider though and you have to go.

*The long type urinal found in some pubs/festival facilities.

**That's aimed at you Southerners. I suppose you all phone in advance and book them though.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 14:00

Zardoz wrote:

Not that arsed when you have a belly full of real ale/cider though and you have to go.

All urinal etiquette bets are off when you're all drunk.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Zardoz wrote:

I suppose you all phone in advance and book them though.

I love you, man.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 14:06

Thanks for the card and the lingerie.

devilman · **Posted:** Mon Feb 14, 2011 14:12

Craster wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Perfectly acceptable urinal behaviour there as far as I can see. If there had been three urinals and he took the one next to you, then you would have had to break up with your gf, obviously.

What's unacceptable is building a toilet that has two urinals in. WTF? You clearly need three, so the middle one can be the buffer. There should never be an even number of urinals in a toilet.

Our work toilets just have the two and they're uncomfortably close to each other.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3219

I'll quite deliberately stand at the next urinal to people. No social convention that can't be removed with a bit of practice, and there's always a chance that I'll be next to a weirdo who'll be made really uncomfortable by it, so I'll have done him a favour in challenging his strangeness.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

Sausage rolls in the fridge, use by date of the 13th.

If I don't post again, you'll know the reason.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

Uzzy The Dancing Boxer - Bless him

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22277

Ian Fairies wrote:

Uzzy The Dancing Boxer - Bless him

Did he borrow those shorts from his dad?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14362

Dunno, but he stole my dance moves :'(

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