Hello!

Floummils · **Joined:** 10th Sep, 2011 **Posts:** 2

GHkyudFFFg!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34274

Ha! What the fuck?

LewieP · **Joined:** 29th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 7343

I'm at a place called Vertigo

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:15

Who let that in?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Member since 2011!

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3307

I am curious about the unexpected boob that appears to have been removed.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 14:49

Hello.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Sir Taxalot wrote:

I am curious about the unexpected boob that appears to have been removed.

It wasn't particularly good boob

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30099

Aren't all boooooooobs, ultimately, slightly unexpected?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30099

Cras wrote:

No?

Wow, cocky.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 15:52

I mean, he has his own.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30099

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Bonjour.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Actually, I should have said, 'Ahoy, me hearties,' as I'm currently on the Isle of Wight ferry.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 15:58

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

At the bottom of a water slide.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 15:59

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

Once on the bus to work, as I was looking out of the window, I noticed a topless women opening her curtains. She noticed the bus, shrugged and walked out of view.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30099

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

What about your naked wife/gf turning over rapidly in her sleep and belting you with one of hers?

And high board divers.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11883

Zardoz wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

At the bottom of a water slide.

Magaluf pub riding bull.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Janet Jackson

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30099

Warhead wrote:

Janet Jackson

Michael Jackson. They were all unexpected to him.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 16:04

Anne Boleyn

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

The fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

MrChris wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.

I mean, I'm not walking around generally expecting boob. Just there's usually a point somewhere before boob that I'm expecting it.

Lonewolves · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 17:36

Cras wrote:

MrChris wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.

I mean, I'm not walking around generally expecting boob. Just there's usually a point somewhere before boob that I'm expecting it.

Around three or four grand I guess.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 3479

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

Lonewolves · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 18:37

Cras wrote:

POW.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

That must have a pretty good hit rate. Unless it was me and i've forgotten since.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2018 20:08

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

Did it work?

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 3479

Grim... wrote:

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Cras wrote:

Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

Did it work?

It probably would have done if I hadn’t already had a girlfriend at the time.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3307

So can that Craster scale also be applied to forum threads? If so, where does this one stand?

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Oct 25, 2018 22:43

I believe it's one star, redacted.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Spot on.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47154

Bloody censors

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Oct 25, 2018 23:58

AE will be complaining.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:36

Giphy "moobs":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/443jHBGoXaT7yjzzYO/giphy-loop.mp4

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2018 7:37

And now?

(genuine question, can't see that gif)

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:34

It's... It's a dog.

Lonewolves · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:48

Grim... wrote:

It's... It's a dog.

His name is Moobs. Probably.

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2018 8:53

It's body art, and is animated when he flexes his pecs.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Giphy "boobs":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3og0IPGAMIG0hJjva0/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5380

Warhead wrote:

Giphy "boobs":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3jFBg9CFrDeqA/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.

I think the Giphy filters out adult stuff?

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2018 15:07

This one does, yes.

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 3307

Warhead wrote:

Giphy "boobs":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l378p60yRSCeVoyAM/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.

That's slightly horrifying. I hope I forget that image.

Edit - the one in warhead's post. I forgot that quoting a giphy introduces the random factor, like a tractor, etc

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2018 22:56

Giphy "random factor tractor":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohze3eMqHXnPIDxkY/giphy-loop.mp4

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Nov 20, 2018 22:57

Amazing

Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello!
Hello!

Who is online

Be Excellent To Each Other

Hello! Hello!

Who is online

Hello!
Hello!