Be Excellent To Each Other

Did you make that? I love it.

I don't think that string will work for light bulbs unless you wet it first.

I did, there's 2 mirroring the pattern. Don't worry it's electrostring

There's the back of it

Wood.

Wid.

Is that your tiny black furred hoof in the lower right of the shot?

Yes

Vintage mode: on

Lovely

Procrastinating because next step is scrubbing the floor.

Looks great. You can come and decorate my new house when you're done.

Well I'm never decorating anything ever again after this.

Looking good! Your Golf will look sweet in there.

We had them in our old office. They got super-hot. Are yours super-hot?

Nah they're led, freezing.

I hope you rotate that wood pile, otherwise you'll always be burning green logs.

Every morning

Looks good Wookie!

Bank holiday fun! Minging, leaking sink finally out!

In fairness, it was only the tap that leaked. Now the sink leaks.

Those (older) sinks are a pain to keep clean, that new shiny one looks muck nicer, and I love a good rinsing sink! I don’t actually know how you wash up properly without one.

I think this counts. I painted some photo frames and got a few new snaps up on the wall.

The big grill is rubbish for smoking on, because it has more air gaps than a slatted fence.

So I made a smoker. It's pretty big.

It has a PID controller (which basically turns a fan on when it gets too cold) and, after some fucking around, is remarkably stable.

That is awesome...

That's amazing! You have made skills Grim...

Smoking!

Top work!

My DIY this week involved applying for an inert waste permit and 6 car loads of assorted crap to the tip.

Still a dead palm tree and another section of rotten decking to rip up.

You could cook Gaywood in that.

Just saying.

Does it make a choo-choo noise when you open the chimney?

And there was me feeling proud because I put four shelves up.

If you post a picture of you standing on them I'll be very proud of you.

He'd probably hit his head.

I'm not sure you understand what a chimney is

Answer the question that was asked.

It does not.

That's a shame.

Take it down and try again, we want one that makes the choo choo noise.

Unsurprisingly, this has been considered. To do that (without faking it completely) you'll need a boiler of some kind, which isn't the end of the world as you already have a heat source. Then you could add something like a steam-powered Archimedes screw to feed fuel (as you need mechanical drive of some kind anyway to work the water pump) but you'd have to have safety valves and water injectors and if you fuck up your garden explodes.

So, in the end, no

Craster, can you make 'choo choo' noises?

Do you like hot confined spaces?

Everything to me is a hot confined space

Is there an app I can download from the app store, so I can see the temperature of your smoker whenever I like. You can put the choo-choo noise in that and we can just play it and imagine.

Some thermometers connect to a cloud service so you can get the temperatures remotely, yes. The one I have is only bluetooth, but feel free to buy me a fancier one: https://www.bbqland.co.uk/bbq-accessori ... aptor.html

Your freezer must be shite.

You just want one?

Yeah, it can monitor multiple things.

New project!

Not much of a project, you should easily be able to squeeze that chest of drawers thing in that door?

Unfortunately we can't get the door open. So, no.