Klatrymadon wrote:
That's only cool if you actually bellowed "INGERLUND!" as you climaxed.
Something like that
Squirt wrote:
"They think it's all over.... It is now!"
Oh, it's only just begun...
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| Author: | Zio [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 13:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
GazChap wrote: Oh, for a woman who is as much of a fan as myself. Zio Trufax: Zioette was conceived shortly after watching Aliens with the ex. Oh, the romance! |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 13:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Trufax: The Grimlet was conceived on the sofa. If he was a girl, we were going to call him/her Sophie. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 13:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Grim... wrote: Trufax: The Grimlet was conceived on the sofa. If he was a girl, we were going to call him/her Sophie. Fuck. I've slept on that sofa. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 13:56 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Did you push your hand on to her face and wrap your fingers around her head at any point during coitus? If so, you are my new hero. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 13:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
MaliA wrote: Grim... wrote: Trufax: The Grimlet was conceived on the sofa. If he was a girl, we were going to call him/her Sophie. Fuck. I've slept on that sofa. No you haven't. Although I doubt any sofa in our house is entirely innocent. Or work surface, for that matter. |
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| Author: | Zio [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
GazChap wrote: Did you push your hand on to her face and wrap your fingers around her head at any point during coitus? If so, you are my new hero. Alas, I cannot be your hero today. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Grim... wrote: Trufax: The Grimlet was conceived on the sofa. If he was a girl, we were going to call him/her Sophie. Was it the inflatable sofa? Points if it was. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:10 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Ha! No, it was one in our old flat, before me moved up a floor in the Tower. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:12 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Ah. I think I've probably sat on all your sofas of the last 5 years, disappointingly. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Sofa conception? Done that. During an England game, no less. |
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| Author: | YOG [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
That's only cool if you actually bellowed "INGERLUND!" as you climaxed. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
"They think it's all over.... It is now!" |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Klatrymadon wrote: That's only cool if you actually bellowed "INGERLUND!" as you climaxed. Something like that Squirt wrote: "They think it's all over.... It is now!" Oh, it's only just begun... |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Sliding tackle then back of the net. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Must try harder Zardberg. ALIENS thread people! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 14:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
kalmar wrote: ALIENS thread people! Well, my missus has a life form growing inside her waiting to burst out... *flashbacks to antenatal class DVD* |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 19:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: How could the queen have laid eggs on Sulaco? Where was she keeping them? Her spindly body would barely contain one egg if you scooped out all the yellow glop that she would otherwise have in there pretending to be organs. Without the big egg-maturing egg sac she's laying nothing, surely? THEORY: While "piloting" the drop ship, Bishop was in fact raiding the nest (or even the crashed ship), having pressed the "land" button and let the 200-or-whatever-years-in-the-future autopilot do the rest. Dun dun dun. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 19:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
THEORY DISPROVED: You see Bishop piloting the ship 
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 20:06 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
GazChap wrote: THEORY DISPROVED: You see Bishop piloting the ship For about 5 seconds! He could be super-fast for all we know - his hands are certainly quick enough; why wouldn't his legs be? |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 20:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
It's a good point. I'd pay money to see a scene of Bishop speed-running from the colony to the derelict and back, just so that I could overlay Yakety Sax on top of it. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 21:43 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Of course, a facehugger or two could have gotten on board after Bishop had landed the dropshop on remote while he wasn't looking. |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 21:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Grim... wrote: Of course, a facehugger or two could have gotten on board after Bishop had landed the dropshop on remote while he wasn't looking. But from where? Why would they be running around outside? |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Jan 11, 2011 22:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Why not? |
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| Author: | Pundabaya [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 0:31 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Hows about this: Bishop lands at the refinery, lets Ripley off, then as soon as she's out of sight, pilots the dropship to the derelict, and grabs a couple of eggs, then flies back just in time to save her. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 0:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Pundabaya wrote: Hows about this: Bishop lands at the refinery, lets Ripley off, Androids can't trump. |
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| Author: | Blucey [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:53 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Pundabaya wrote: Hows about this: Bishop lands at the refinery, lets Ripley off, then as soon as she's out of sight, pilots the dropship to the derelict, and grabs a couple of eggs, then flies back just in time to save her. The eggs would open up due to all that movement I think. Unless they are only triggered by organic things. I don't want to think of Bishop as evil. Although Bish2 was (presumably) although he was human in Alien3 but then AvP came along and shat all over that. With big stompy poos. |
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| Author: | Alarm [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: Pundabaya wrote: Hows about this: Bishop lands at the refinery, lets Ripley off, Androids can't trump. I read that as "Androids can't jump" and thought of Bishop playing basketball in a spin-off film. 
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 17:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Last night, my brother gave me the idea of having a tattoo of a chestburster bursting out of my chest. I have no tattoos at the moment. I'm sorely tempted. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 18:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Why not just attach two pink plastic chippy forks to your cock, then lie down with your zip undone. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Wed Jan 12, 2011 18:27 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: Why not just attach two pink plastic chippy forks to your cock, then lie down with your zip undone. 
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| Author: | Blucey [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 11:58 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
According to IMDB the one plot point so far of Alienminusone is "In the year 2085, the Yutani Corporation meets with Weyland Corporation to discuss terraforming." I don't think I want this. I mean don't get me wrong, if it's good I'll spawn deadly eggs everywhere but I think Alien was a perfect beginning, in terms of any human interaction, to the series. Prior to the first movie, the only human story would be the company picking up the signal, decoding it and sending Ash and the crew out for retrieve-o-larks. If they are going to start writing a new history, this could end up being a Terminator style mess. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:09 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
The prequel is supposed to be primarily about the Space Jockeys, I think - which will be interesting, as it could mean we get an Alien prequel with no Aliens in it (Aliens with a capital A - obviously the Space Jockeys are aliens too, but not the Aliens.) |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Space Jockeys is a silly name. |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
The Space Jockeys being the species of the dead chap in the ship the Nostromo finds? Perhaps the film will be about how the Space Jockeys met the Aliens? Because an Aliens film without Aliens would be stupid. End of. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
I'm surprised by you Alien Nerds not calling them Mala'kaks. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: I'm surprised by you Alien Nerds not calling them Mala'kaks. TEN POINTS TO ZARDOZZOR! |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: Space Jockeys is a silly name. Just as long as they don't decide to make an "Aliens vs Space Jockeys" film. |
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| Author: | GazChap [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: I'm surprised by you Alien Nerds not calling them Mala'kaks. I learn something new every day. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Isn't that greek for "bastard"? |
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| Author: | Blucey [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:22 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
According to the Dark Horse special edition the Space Jockeys are ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! If the prequel was mostly about the SJs and their dealings with the aliens (leading up to the events on LV426) then that could be okay. If they crowbar in some shit human element (and let's face it, they'll have to) then it could be awful. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
I thought they were called 'Navigators'. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Pilots? |
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| Author: | MrChris [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:24 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Craster wrote: I thought they were called 'Navigators'. Only when they're navigating ships. |
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| Author: | LaceSensor [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
GazChap wrote: Last night, my brother gave me the idea of having a tattoo of a chestburster bursting out of my chest. I have no tattoos at the moment. I'm sorely tempted. That would be awesome |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Mr Kissyfur wrote: Craster wrote: I thought they were called 'Navigators'. Only when they're navigating ships. Or when they're digging up roads dressed as carnivorous freshwater reptiles. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Zardoz wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Craster wrote: I thought they were called 'Navigators'. Only when they're navigating ships. Or when they're digging up roads dressed as carnivorous freshwater reptiles. I hereby nominate Zardoz for the "Most Contrived Pun 2011" award. And grant you 834.1 bananas. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Alien Porn! NSFW, natch http://i.imgur.com/LjWUN.jpg |
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| Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:40 ] |
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Grim... wrote: TEN POINTS TO ZARDOZZOR! Isn't the Mala'kak name non-canon though? The Aliens Wikia thinks so, as it's only used in one novel:Quote: the only canon appearance of the Space Jockey is in Alien and its novelization and directly related works Apparently the comics gave them elephant like trunks because some fucking idiot didn't look at Geiger's model closely enough.
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| Author: | GazChap [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:18 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
DavPaz wrote: Hmm, I wonder if I can find my facehugger plushie in time for my next date?
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| Author: | Grim... [ Fri Jan 14, 2011 10:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Alien and Aliens |
Use the AvP game one
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