Be Excellent To Each Other

eh?

Oh right! New thread.

Nah, don't bother.

No, ignore me.

If you are going to run face first into a wall, try not running face first into a wall.

I was trying to reply to a thread, but it wouldn't let me. It said the title couldn't be left blank. I must have been trying to start a new thread by accident.

Now to publicly PM someone.

... Hold on. I am forgetting how to use teh internet.

No, still write 'teh', I am still on the worldwideweb.

OK, you can delete this thread if you want, it's just junk. Or, er, append it to something less distracting. Or, we can all talk about the days we ran into walls.

When I was a kid* I used to run to my mates house as fast as possible, and try and get my head as close to the brick wall as I could, to increase the sensation of speed. It was epic!

* I might have been 22 the last time I did it, for old times sake, it was still epic.

I ran into a door once, does that count?

Yes. Tell us more.

See, this is the best thread ever.

...

Every time I play squash, I still end up running face first into the wall at high speed in an attempt to reach the ball. One day I'll remember to keep an eye out for them - it hurts like heck every time.

We had a beer-fuelled "hustings" for election to some student council position at university. They did that old "put your forehead on a broom stick and go round in circles" trick and one guy had downed several pints, did that and then ran flat out head-first into a brick wall. Knocked himself out cold and they had to call the ambulance.

I was at school and I was running for some reason, I tried to run through some double doors, but one of them was locked, so I sort of bounced off. With my face.

I used to do taekwondo. One of the things is where you run at a wall, along it, and back down. The first time you try it, the above tends to happen.

When I used to work at GAME I used to wrestle in the store out of hours.

Yeah I know... strange.. but still...

This is me being "thrown" into one of the display units.



Also.. this is why I never buy anything from GAME.

Praisebot, you get more and more awesome every day.

Good luck Mimi.

I had my hairs cut yesterday (not all of them).

Me too! But not by running into a wall.

Very much

Wow! Mine were cut whilst surrounded by walls.

I had mine cut on a tandem skydive.

I have a Lemon Tuesday code, if that helps

Can't wait till my new car arrives.

Calcium is a surprise. A rather nice surprise.

Sorry, but What the fuck?

Malc

There were Snails involved.

Who is praisebot?

Squirt wrote an autobot that regurgitates posts from Beex in a new order. Is that right?

No - TheVision is praisebot, from a tendency a year ago to just say how brilliant stuff was.

Praisebot is Mr TheVision. Whe first joined his posts were just 'Well Done' type stuff until we ground him down to our cynical level.

How did I miss that?

Stupid praisebot.

Poor Warbot.

I missed that also.
Also, Warbot

The first one advertised as being scared of even telling homophobic jokes behind a gay man. Lesbians however, hoo howdy, i've known dozens! Maybe it's just me or bump this thread. Mal, that's very generous of you wanna try running two maps as a xtr33m cyclist. Really – i couldn't exaggerate how much further to wherever-the-fuck in england who is blind. He is in the end of the regular posters are actually trying to (and updating) and have released a remake of the ends. The little flap bit had been and got my desk, and i don't like it, let us know.

A triumphant return!

Yay!

We should really let beexbot play in the next mafiascum game.

Ashamed to admit, that's a direct quote, not a mash up

viewtopic.php?p=399522#p399522

I don't play to the max when talking but then i have a word of the bands
warming up and reporting back to notes i've written, not even in the next
mafiascum game.

Well done!

Does the author of that bot software actually claim that it works?

Well, it works as in it takes some input, mangles it all up and spits it all out again. The author seems to suggest it actually can replicate natural conversation, but it seems more like it just chops up sentences and sticks them together.

So its the same as Grim...'s poetry thread ?

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3327&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

My dad broke his collarbone doing just that.

I didn't know anyone still played squash. Is that for some sort of 1980s re-enactment Kern?

I'm probably a total farb.

I played pretty regularly as I needed to get more exercise and had access to a cheap court, but I haven't been for a couple of years or so as my usual pard went to work abroad and I've yet to find someone at my level - it's a bit demoralising to just stand there whilst the ball whizzes past you because you're no match at all for your opponent. Should really get the racquet out again at some point - used to have great fun.

My boss plays twice a week. Personally, I've played Jahangir Khan's Squash on the Speccy. Looks far too tiring to play for real.

Still makes more sense than most townies.