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Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 0:45 ]
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How would she know you do that, is equally weird!

Author:  sinister agent [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 0:53 ]
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What about absent-mindedly pissing while reaching for a cotton bud?

Author:  Wullie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:46 ]
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Yon eclipse yesterday morning turned out to be a double eclipse :)
http://legault.perso.sfr.fr/eclipse1101 ... ansit.html

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:48 ]
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kalmar wrote:
How would she know you do that, is equally weird!

She was having a shit.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:50 ]
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Wullie wrote:
Yon eclipse yesterday morning turned out to be a double eclipse :)
http://legault.perso.sfr.fr/eclipse1101 ... ansit.html

That's amazing!

Imagine the shot he'd have got with a Nikon though.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:33 ]
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There really is nothing worse in this world than a shitty toothache :(

Author:  gospvg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:25 ]
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JohnCoffey wrote:
There really is nothing worse in this world than a shitty toothache :(


Agree I had a couple of them last year, my sympathies. Painkillers & cheque book for visit to dentist

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:31 ]
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I've ordered the Zombies! game. Need an Unplugged soon!

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:50 ]
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Man gets lost for 3 days on way home from airport

Author:  ApplePieOfDestiny [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:51 ]
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MaliA wrote:
I've ordered the Zombies! game. Need an Unplugged soon!

If you organise it, they will come.

(Seriously though, someone should organise one, I think Curiosity is likely to be a bit too busy in the next few months to set one up).

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:10 ]
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gospvg wrote:
JohnCoffey wrote:
There really is nothing worse in this world than a shitty toothache :(


Agree I had a couple of them last year, my sympathies. Painkillers & cheque book for visit to dentist


Yeah I got an emergency appointment (thank fuck) but even the 30mg x2 codeine are not even touching it now. Nothing like that throbby kicked in the jaw feeling to wake you up at 5am :(

Wouldn't mind, but now I have a sore throat on that side too.. I had an appoinment on the 21st December but obs couldn't make it because of the flu. Not sure what he can do as it's just collapsed into a gaping hole into my jaw, but I guess he could fill it for now or something.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:42 ]
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My plan for the day:

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Author:  markg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:48 ]
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MaliA wrote:
My plan for the day:

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Even more fun.

I did this one year, it went up like it was covered in petrol and the flames were about two stories high. It was most impressive.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:52 ]
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I'm going to compost the chippings.

Author:  markg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:53 ]
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Some ash is great for compost.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:07 ]
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ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:
MaliA wrote:
I've ordered the Zombies! game. Need an Unplugged soon!

If you organise it, they will come.

(Seriously though, someone should organise one, I think Curiosity is likely to be a bit too busy in the next few months to set one up).

I totally agree, but doesn't friend Curio get a discount from the only man with a limper handshake than Kovaks?

Author:  gospvg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:14 ]
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JohnCoffey wrote:
gospvg wrote:
JohnCoffey wrote:
There really is nothing worse in this world than a shitty toothache :(


Agree I had a couple of them last year, my sympathies. Painkillers & cheque book for visit to dentist


Yeah I got an emergency appointment (thank fuck) but even the 30mg x2 codeine are not even touching it now. Nothing like that throbby kicked in the jaw feeling to wake you up at 5am :(

Wouldn't mind, but now I have a sore throat on that side too.. I had an appoinment on the 21st December but obs couldn't make it because of the flu. Not sure what he can do as it's just collapsed into a gaping hole into my jaw, but I guess he could fill it for now or something.


Either fill it in or take it out either way OUCH !! I hate dentist's they scare me.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:14 ]
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Found my Ipod. It was in my glovebox all along (which I searched twice).

'Band of Brothers' is utterly awesome. When on holiday in the autumn we found the line of trees they were camped in during the 'Bastonge' episode - it made my hairs stick on end*



* I also tried to crawl under an electric fence, rose to early, and got a shock into my shoulder blade plunging me forward, narrowly avoiding a cowpat

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:30 ]
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Remember this?
Grim... wrote:
I never forget the details of a nights drinking, except for the rather infamous trip to Wales that you may have read about.


Remember this?
Grim... wrote:
OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE
Attachment:
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Well I don't remember filming and uploading this:



or this:



Hurrah for modern technology!

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:38 ]
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V2.0 > v1.0

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:44 ]
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MaliA wrote:
V2.0 > v1.0

Quite literally, sir.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 10:46 ]
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I do remember that we drank 36 of those not-very-nice shots of vodka, and stacked them up in an attractive pyramid. A serving wench came and started taking it down, and we booed at her.
She told us that we'd only knock it over, and I scoffed at her and told her I was good at balancing (I am).
She told me she didn't want me to take the risk.
Then she knocked them over.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:12 ]
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Author:  Trooper [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:15 ]
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New TV in the bedroom - check
Homeplugs for DLNA streaming - check
Ethernet cables - check
Working aerial socket in the bedroom - bugger

Bloody thing, and being as I live in a flat on a middle floor, the chances of me being able to fix it are zero.

Looks like i'll be running some coax around the flat at the weekend!

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:18 ]
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Cash in bank accounts guaranteed by the government has risen to £85,000 now.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:20 ]
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Whew, that's a weight off my mind then.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:21 ]
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Tramp with amazing voice

Author:  markg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:27 ]
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Aww, that's quite a touching story really. Hope he gets the job.

Author:  Wullie [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:39 ]
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Worst hit-man ever.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12111496

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:59 ]
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Wow, that is an amazing voice.

Author:  Cavey [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:40 ]
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NervousPete wrote:
Me too, a bit. I'm not fat or anything, at 5'8 weigh 12 stone tops, but I do feel like I could shed a stone and look better. Aim to exercise more too for general happiness feel, as I don't have too much stamina and feel sleepy half the time.

Love me sausages though! And me wine and cheese. What can I do? :shrug: I'll have to stop having those snack bars at break and go for an apple instead. But an apple and coffee? Yech. Hmm. Tricky. Also must eat smaller portions, as I accidentily cook far too much all the time.


That's pretty much my dilemma Pete; although I do a fair amount of exercise/weight training, I do love my food and have a slow metabolism. Fuck knows what I'd look like if I didn't do any exercise at all; I'd be the size of a house.

I do find that exercise helps with concentration and fighting fatigue though, which is a bit of a paradox I always think - but it's something to do with the brain releasing dopamines and all of that, as well as raising metabolism generally.

A guy in the office does zero exercise and never stops eating (although to be fair, he doesn't eat crap), yet is famine-spec thin. Lucky sod! >:|

Author:  Cavey [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:45 ]
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JBR wrote:
I am sort of going on a diet. Slightly less booze than New Year week won't be hard to hit, for a start, though still drinking, and still going for chocolate and coke of an afternoon. I'm back on the running which will, I hope, allied to the cycling to work stop me from varying between 12 stone and 11 and a half, and get me around and below the latter. But I had a good read of "Born to Run", which is an interesting book (about ultra running, and a tribe especially good with it) and while I think much of it's flawed, the author switched to salad, pulses and the like for breakfast. Good way to get in the greeneries, pulses and the like, plus I'm hoping to go for fairly big portions, which might cut down on my grazing.

And ideally, it'll make me a lean, mean, healthy machine.


Yup, I reckon there's no better fat burning exercise than running mate, at least in my experience.

(Personally I hate running and have anything but a runners' build - I'm heavy (15 st+) and pretty stocky - but I force myself to do it nonetheless).

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:47 ]
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Dropped another pound or so.

Eep.

Author:  Cavey [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:48 ]
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flis wrote:
NervousPete wrote:

Me too, a bit. I'm not fat or anything, at 5'8 weigh 12 stone tops, but I do feel like I could shed a stone and look better. Aim to exercise more too for general happiness feel, as I don't have too much stamina and feel sleepy half the time.


:this: Except taller and a bag of sugar over 12st. I need to exercise but suffer from the most terrible condition, known as Chronic Laziness. I actually can't be arsed to start. It is much easier to starve. That's how lazy I am, too lazy to go to the fridge. Once I've got the old exercise routine ball rolling though, I feel much better and find it quite easy to carry on. I'll have to take up yoga again I think.


I sympathise entirely, but there again, I just love the way exercise makes you feel after you've done it. Were it not for my constantly reminding myself of this fact, with varying degrees of success, I wouldn't bother (plus vanity is a big factor too, if I'm being totally honest).

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:49 ]
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I'm not really going on a diet, although I'm trying to cut out booze, both for health and wallet-boosting reasons. I am going to try to get more exercise, so I'd actually probably need to start eating more, but better.

We should make a Beex Running Challenge. Every one add how far they've run to the total and we'll see how long it takes for us to cover the distance to New York.

Author:  markg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:49 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
JBR wrote:
I am sort of going on a diet. Slightly less booze than New Year week won't be hard to hit, for a start, though still drinking, and still going for chocolate and coke of an afternoon. I'm back on the running which will, I hope, allied to the cycling to work stop me from varying between 12 stone and 11 and a half, and get me around and below the latter. But I had a good read of "Born to Run", which is an interesting book (about ultra running, and a tribe especially good with it) and while I think much of it's flawed, the author switched to salad, pulses and the like for breakfast. Good way to get in the greeneries, pulses and the like, plus I'm hoping to go for fairly big portions, which might cut down on my grazing.

And ideally, it'll make me a lean, mean, healthy machine.


Yup, I reckon there's no better fat burning exercise than running mate, at least in my experience.

(Personally I hate running and have anything but a runners' build - I'm heavy (15 st+) and pretty stocky - but I force myself to do it nonetheless).

I used to loathe the idea of running and then I started running set distances and measuring my times and seeing the improvement. I found it became a lot more enjoyable when I knew that each run was making me measurably faster. It's also been a help with quitting smoking, if I have a relapse when I'm drunk and try to run the next day or even two days later it's hopeless.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:52 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Yup, I reckon there's no better fat burning exercise than running mate, at least in my experience.
It's quite low, actually. You'd burn about 140 calories per mile at your weight, so you'd use up the energy in a Mars bar in just under two miles, and a Big Mac would power you for 3.5 miles. A marathon would burn 3,640 calories -- about one-and-a-half large deep-pan pizzas with meat topping.

People tend to over-estimate the important of exercise in weight loss. Unless you're, say, an actor losing weight for a role and can devote six hours a day to it, it rarely makes much of a difference. Eat less to lose weight; exercise to feel better.

Squirt wrote:
We should make a Beex Running Challenge. Every one add how far they've run to the total and we'll see how long it takes for us to cover the distance to New York.
There are excellent iPhone apps for this; they automatically tally your runs using the GPS and construct leaderboards amongst all your friends.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:53 ]
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The quickest way to lose weight is to stop drinking, and men also lose weight faster than women. Also, if you are attending a 'fat club', purchase two pairs of trousers in the same style and color, one a size larger than the other. Wear the ones that fit the first week, then, then next, wear the outsized ones and keep pulling them up in front of the other fatties.

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:57 ]
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Gaywood - true, but three 5 mile runs a week will save you, what, 2100 calories in a week, which is 2/3s or so of the way to losing a pound per week.

Mali is correct re: booze, provided that your weapon of choice is beer or wine, and not, ahem, gin and slimline.

Author:  Trooper [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:58 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Squirt wrote:
We should make a Beex Running Challenge. Every one add how far they've run to the total and we'll see how long it takes for us to cover the distance to New York.
There are excellent iPhone apps for this; they automatically tally your runs using the GPS and construct leaderboards amongst all your friends.


I have the Nike+ GPS app thingy, and I think that does all that on a website somewhere. (Can you tell how often I have been running? :D)

On a sidenote, the xmas advent calendar of awesome (which netted £42 in scratchcard winnings, yet cost £38 in scratchcards. Not too bad though, 10% return in a month ;)) Has been replaced with The Biggest Loser 6ft high, 6 week weight loss challenge chart for Mrs T. :D

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:59 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Mali is correct re: booze, provided that your weapon of choice is beer or wine, and not, ahem, gin and slimline.


What about if it is all three?

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:00 ]
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MaliA wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Mali is correct re: booze, provided that your weapon of choice is beer or wine, and not, ahem, gin and slimline.


What about if it is all three?

Then you're onto a winner. And keep drinking the gin.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:02 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Gaywood - true, but three 5 mile runs a week will save you, what, 2100 calories in a week, which is 2/3s or so of the way to losing a pound per week.
I think you've only gone to further prove my point there; that's over a half-marathon a week -- a fair time commitment I'd argue -- to burn off about 10% of your overall calorific intake. Far more efficient to just eat 10% less.

Author:  JBR [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:03 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
People tend to over-estimate the important of exercise in weight loss. Unless you're, say, an actor losing weight for a role and can devote six hours a day to it, it rarely makes much of a difference. Eat less to lose weight; exercise to feel better.

Certainly true, and Time did a long series of articles on it last year. However, delving into them it isn't that exercise itself doesn't cause weight loss. It does, in a big way. However (to generalise) most people take on exercise as a new thing, find it a chore, and so 'treat' themselves, sometimes massively. As you pointed out, it takes a fair amount of exercise just to work off a mars bar, so if every gym session is accompanied by a muffin, you may not lose much weight. Add exercise without changing anything else, though, and you'd lose weight just as surely as if you changed your diet.

For me, the sweet spot came when I started cycling to work. I already ran, but now was doing an extra 5-8 hours of exercise a week, and not eating massively more (though definitely more). Lost nearly a stone over a few months (or, it took me a few months for me to notice - suddenly got excited when my 5k time came down by a minute).

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:04 ]
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I reckon going easy on the beer has easily knocked 10% off my calories total - 200 odd calories in a pint, and I was easily getting through 10 of them a week ( or the equivalent in wine ).

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:05 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Gaywood - true, but three 5 mile runs a week will save you, what, 2100 calories in a week, which is 2/3s or so of the way to losing a pound per week.
I think you've only gone to further prove my point there; that's over a half-marathon a week -- a fair time commitment I'd argue -- to burn off about 10% of your overall calorific intake. Far more efficient to just eat 10% less.

That's 3 lots of 50 minutes per week, which is hardly a big time commitment. It also keeps you fit.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:11 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
[...]three 5 mile runs a week[...]That's 3 lots of 50 minutes per week

hahaha not if I'm running!

Author:  markg [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:14 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Gaywood - true, but three 5 mile runs a week will save you, what, 2100 calories in a week, which is 2/3s or so of the way to losing a pound per week.
I think you've only gone to further prove my point there; that's over a half-marathon a week -- a fair time commitment I'd argue -- to burn off about 10% of your overall calorific intake. Far more efficient to just eat 10% less.

That's 3 lots of 50 minutes per week, which is hardly a big time commitment. It also keeps you fit.

To be fair it's more than that really. Personally if I do a 10k run it might take me about 50 minutes but by the time I've got ready, done the run, cooled down enough to be ready for the shower, actually had a shower and got changed again you can pretty much double that.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:15 ]
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Don't shower then.

Author:  MaliA [ Wed Jan 05, 2011 13:16 ]
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Weight loss tips for cynical bastards

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