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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:09 
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steely, cold 'fuck off and die' stare.


MrsA has a really quite good one of those.

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Oh, I see Cavey's back to get the p100!


Nah, I've had my BnB spectacular mate. :)

Even if I did get it, I'd offer that privilege to a fellow member who's not yet had a go. :)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:11 
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Craster wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
steely, cold 'fuck off and die' stare.


MrsA has a really quite good one of those.

She developed it in response to the verbal abuse she suffers.
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Cavey
 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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Craster wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
steely, cold 'fuck off and die' stare.


MrsA has a really quite good one of those.


Meh.

Mrs C always said to me '... I can't understand why few men tried chatting me up. Fucking softarses'. :D

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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:13 
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Captain Caveman wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Oh, I see Cavey's back to get the p100!


Nah, I've had my BnB spectacular mate. :)

Even if I did get it, I'd offer that privilege to a fellow member who's not yet had a go. :)

That's not how it works. You'd break the forum!

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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:14 
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Fucking softarses'. :D

Ah, you meet through pegging. Typical Tory.

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Zardoz wrote:
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Fucking softarses'. :D

Ah, you meet through pegging. Typical Tory.


Do I want to know what 'pegging' is...? :p

(You're right though. Mrs Caveman is as True Blue a Tory as you'll ever meet, as are the Teen Angels for that matter. She refers to me as a wussy Liberal...)

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:18 
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Buy a red shirt.


Oh, yeah, turn up to a US civil war battle as a redcoat. That'd go down well.

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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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Zardoz wrote:
Buy a red shirt.


Oh, yeah, turn up to a US civil war battle as a redcoat. That'd go down well.


I was thinking more Butlins uniform... :D

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Captain Caveman wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Buy a red shirt.


Oh, yeah, turn up to a US civil war battle as a redcoat. That'd go down well.


I was thinking more Butlins uniform... :D


Not a Star Trek one ?

(I think this goes back to Malia's instructions on how to pick up people which involves wearing a red shirt cause they 'look kewl' , i think a Fez and a Bow-tie are also part of the pulling costume)
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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:21 
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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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zaphod79 wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
sinister agent wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Buy a red shirt.


Oh, yeah, turn up to a US civil war battle as a redcoat. That'd go down well.


I was thinking more Butlins uniform... :D


Not a Star Trek one ?

(I think this goes back to Malia's instructions on how to pick up people which involves wearing a red shirt cause they 'look kewl' , i think a Fez and a Bow-tie are also part of the pulling costume)


Isn't the red Star Trek uniform Engineering, like Scotty?
Can't think that'd be a big hit with the birds. :D

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How close is it?


98 away (8 7 now)
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I'm desperately racking my brains for US civil war battlefield based puns involving picking up girls, but the only one I've thought of so far is too filthy for my genteel, Southern gentleman sensibilities. :)

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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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Isn't the red Star Trek uniform Engineering, like Scotty?
Can't think that'd be a big hit with the birds. :D


I'm sure the accent would help :-)
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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 17:23 
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It just doesn't feel right to be circling them in space machines from the gods. The best thing to do would be to not film them or contact them at all, if that was the ideal we were working towards, rather than making a good telly programme...
I agree to an extent, but the point of the the exercise was to prove to the relevant governments that these people exist because they've never believed or chose not to believe they existed.

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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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Pray, do tell Pete - we're all a bit smutty here mate. :p

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See i was right - the Accent does help - Wullie Wins !
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Bugger. You weren't even trying!
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 Post subject: Re: BITS AND BOBS 26
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Gutted, missed by one. :p
Well done Wullie, my inglorious reign is at an end. :)

/sulks :D

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There are 30 posts to a page , however I would suggest that Grim... has a go at hacking it so page 99 of a thread trips over to 100 at a more random number - just dont ask Sony about how to create such a number
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:D that's what you get for trying too hard (bringing this back onto the chatting up girls topic)
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SURPRISE WULLIE!

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Yeah, I tried counting but I'm on my phone and thought that others may have spammed it while I was typing.

Never mind..
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Should we even be talking on this page? Won't this bring round the end of days, you know the kinda thing, massive cyclones, huge snowfalls, anarchy in the streets in the middle east...
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