Be Excellent To Each Other

Gravity.

Man's sin.

Deffo worth 12 quid. You should also buy How I Met Your Mother Series 1 and 2 for the same price.

Maybe it was gravity, but that's just a theory. You should also consider the "Intelligent Falling" position. Teach the controversy!

Sky+d HIMYM.

Will pick it up after easter, maybe.

I reckon it was just stolen, which makes me think it was Heather Mills wot dun it.

One things for certain, if the killer was keeping it as a trophy, he's certainly got rid of it by now. Good work police bods!

Careful. They might stop inviting you to their news conferences.
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Heather Mills is a man?

I was thinking that while the BBC were broadcasting SOCK all over the place, and showing a sweep of the countryside looking for SOCK. Perhaps they are hoping to catch the perp when they dispose of the SOCK. Oh, they burn? Oh well.

Ah but... It's a sock, you could hide a sock anywhere in your house and it might never be found (looks at dog) but if the police have surveillance on several people they think might be the ones wot done it and the murderer panics and attempt to get rid of it they may get caught out doing something really stupid - like putting it in with the normal rubbish.

At what stage in the investigation does Plod call Paul Gascoigne ?

Surely the quickest way to lose a sock is to machine wash it at 40 degrees?

I wouldn't rule that out.

I now have the words "Paul Gascoigne, bounty hunter" in my head

In that case the lone sock is probably saturated in DNA evidence by now

Nope, it's to give it to Craig. That man can lose a sock before it ever sees foot or washing machine.

My PS3 suddenly stopped outputting sound via HDMI over Christmas, which isn't that big a problem as I only use it to watch DVDs and the occasional BluRay. I figured it was the crap HDMI cable which I bought in a rush when I knew I was getting it for Christmas a few years ago — this HDMI cable had metal housings at either end of the stupid braided cable, which had come off exposing all the cabling and I naturally though it might be a dodgy connection (it wasn't that expensive but it was £15 and I was in a rush). Anyway, I was out and about this morning running a few errands so decided to pop into a Currys, optimistically thinking that surely nowadays they would have some cheap HDMI cables. Oh, how wrong I was. The cheapest they had was £30, of which they had one. The next one along the shelf of which they had many, was £70. SEVENTY FUCKING QUID. I turned on my heel resisting the urge to berate one of their sales staff and figured I'd try the huge Asda across the road. £4! That's more like it.

SEVENTY FUCKING QUID. Are people really so so stupid?

Thank you, everyone. We'll be alright. Her sons want to be on their own for a good while, understandably, but the whole extended family and their friends are all rallying around to give them as much support as possible in the coming months, which is actually rather unexpected and massively heartening.

It would appear so. Fucking disgraceful, isn't it?

On the subject though, a high-speed HDMI cable is HDMI 1.3 compliant, but is it also 1.4 compliant? Do you need whole new cables for 3D gubbins or will the existing ones work just fine?

It's a moot point for me anyway, as I reckon I'm at least 18 months away from even considering a telly upgrade of any description, I was just wondering is all.

Other chocolate covered confectionery is available.

Didn't Grim... pay several hundred quid for some magic gold-plated moon-cables?

Nasty, but you've just wasted four quid: Sony removed sound output in the last firmware update.

NOW you tell him.

No, Mrs Grim... did.

I really hope no one hacks it to add the functionality again as that would be a travesty

Operation: Ask Out Polish Girl Again And Try Not To Wee Self is GO.

Operation: Establish For Certain That She Is In Fact Polish is on standby.

Wipe her across the table, then inspect.

Is she 'good for the wood?'

She er... frequently ... comes in an aerosol format?

No, I've got nothing here.

.. is potentially lethal under a rug?

Well, is she good for your wood?

She's a squirter. On the downside, though, she's quite gassy.

Somehow that's just reminded me how I chuckled to myself mid piss as I brain sang "Hold me closer tiny Craster" during the Christmas break.

Does she contain silicone?

I know.

I think the Elton John version must have been on downtairs.

So, you pissed yourself while pissing. Economical.

Tell me about it.

<music from grease starts up>
<Craster slinks down the stairs in a skin-tight catsuit>

FTFY

Inevitabled-TFY

Even-more-inevitabled-TFY

That "would be really nice".

WOULD BE REALLY NICE. That is not woman-speak for "pay attention to these words while I reach for my mace", is it?

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/amplif ... -internet/

Yay!

Er, and boo. Did you watch the video?

[edit]Oh, okay, second video is full of yay. He's been offered a job announcing for the Cleveland Cavaliers!

She likes you. Quick have her stuffed and mounted on a plinth...