Baby Birthday Sweepstakes!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Our Baby's due in the next few weeks. Actual due date is the 22nd, but we've been told that first babies rarely arrive on the dot.

SO! Pick a day. As the sire of the child, I will take The 22nd of Feb as my guess.

Correct guess gets to name the child**

*No Prizes.
**Subject to approval (ie, do you fuck get to name the child, fool)

Guesses so far.

Code:

Devilman       1st Feb - Clamydia Jordan
Cavey          17th Feb - Margaret (of course)
Trooper        18th Feb - Christian-Name Middle-Name
Kern           19th Feb - Ignatius
Romanista      20th Feb - Phinius
GazChap        21st Feb - Garth Maul
DavPaz         22nd Feb - Grunka
Squirt         23rd Feb - Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus
Grim...        24th Feb - Britney
Bobbyarro      25th Feb - Marybeth Nannie Bell Dorethea Aileen Waneta Delphine Juana Amelia Myra
Zardoz         26th Feb - Donald Vortex
MrRussell      27th Feb - Richard Gaywood
Craster        28th Feb - Agamemnon
Decca          29th Feb - TBA
Wullie         1st Mar - The Bairn
DBSnappa       2nd Mar - Max/Olivia
KovC           3rd Mar - Kovacs
Gilly          4th Mar - Carrie-Mhari-Varrie
Zio            7th Mar - Maybelline Vosene Pantene Fanny-Bandersnatch/Richard John Bingham
Curiosity      8th Mar - Doctor Wilberforce Cumberbatch Richard Gaywood the Third
Nickachu       4th June - Steve/Lady
Mimi           18th Nov - Sit Giantmonk Fiddlay-Pons/Madge Bishop

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

28th. And you're calling it Agamemnon.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:18

26th - First ones are more often than not late.

Name: Donald Vortex

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:18

Lazy bastard.

Also, 24th. And call it Britney.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Grim... wrote:

Lazy bastard.

Got it in one, fearless leader

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

27th.

Richard Gaywood.

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:22

19th February

Name: Ignatius

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

23rd

Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:24

Can I have 2nd March

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:26

21st February - Garth Maul

Decca · **Joined:** 23rd Jun, 2010 **Posts:** 2282

29th feb

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22270

18th Feb - Christian-Name Middle-Name

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12243

There's an irony in that when your baby arrives you won't have *time* for these kinds of games.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:35

Call him Kovacs

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

(I should, in all fairness mention that we're pretty sure it's a girl)

ALL GUESSES ARE FINAL

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:38

DavPaz wrote:

(I should, in all fairness mention that we're pretty sure it's a girl)

ALL GUESSES ARE FINAL

Kovacs

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Mr Russell wrote:

There's an irony in that when your baby arrives you won't have *time* for these kinds of games.

Nah, 8 hours of work a day, innit?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:43

March 8th

Doctor Wilberforce Cumberbatch Richard Gaywood the Third

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:46

Curiosity wrote:

March 8th

Doctor Wilberforce Cumberbatch Richard Gaywood the Third

Esquire!

"£$%^&*(*^%$£$%^**^%$

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

DavPaz wrote:

(I should, in all fairness mention that we're pretty sure it's a girl)

ALL GUESSES ARE FINAL

I have no problem with you calling your daughter Agamemnon.

Cavey · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:48

17 Feb I reckon; 'Margaret' of course!

But seriously though, best wishes and good luck to both of you.

Cavey

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

To be honest, all of these would make fine names for your daughter. Although I'd have preferred "The Internet's Famous Richard Gaywood", but that's just me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:54

I knew Donald Vortex will be a girl.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:55

Squirt wrote:

Although I'd have preferred "The Internet's Famous Richard Gaywood", but that's just me.

You're the Internet's Famous Richard Gaywood?

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 13:13

2nd March. Max for a boy (just for the "headroom" gags). Olivia for a girl

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

25th Feb:

Marybeth Nannie Bell Dorethea Aileen Waneta Delphine Juana Amelia Myra

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Can I go for 7th March, please?

If it's a girl, can I suggest she's called Maybelline Vosene Pantene Fanny-Bandersnatch?

If it's a boy, I'd like him to be called Richard John Bingham.

Ta!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Zio wrote:

Richard John Bingham.

Like Lord Lucan

I honestly can't wait to show MrsP this thread :DD

romanista · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 13:39

i go for 20th of feb, and Phinius, well not really, but ehy

nickachu · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 13:39

4 June.

Steve.
And lady.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

nickachu wrote:

4 June.

Odds are stacked against you there, chap

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

18th November, weighing three stone.

name: if it's a girl, Sir Giantmonk Fiddlay-Pons

If it's a boy: Madge Bishop.

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 13:44

2pm today.

Chlamydia Jordan.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

devilman wrote:

2pm today.

Chlamydia Jordan.

Christ, I hope not...

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

What, Jordan or today?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

sorry, that should say Sir Giantmonk Fiddlay-Pons

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

1st of March. The Bairn.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 15:30

4th March - Pugh Pugh Barney McGrew Cuthbert Dibble Grubb

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

I've just realised that Decca has gone for the 29th of Feb.
:facepalm:

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Haha!

devilman · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 15:37

DavPaz wrote:

devilman wrote:

2pm today.

Chlamydia Jordan.

Christ, I hope not...

Damn.. I guess I was wrong. About the time, obviously. The name is fine.

EDIT - 6000 posts.. woo!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38464

Hang on, I'll check...

... nope. Not yet

sdg · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 16:02

Wullie wrote:

1st of March. The Bairn.

You don't have to show how Scottish you are with everything you do you know.

I choose the next available date after the due date and choose 'Carrie-Mhari-Varrie' as her name.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 16:12

Hopefully for MrsP sake... The baby does not it's dads head...

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Gilly wrote:

You don't have to show how Scottish you are with everything you do you know.

I choose the next available date after the due date and choose 'Carrie-Mhari-Varrie' as her name.

Dangerous Peter would be a terrible name for a girl though & yours should be Carrie-Marie-Mhairi anyway, otherwise you're saying [varry] twice

sdg · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 16:50

Wullie wrote:

Gilly wrote:

You don't have to show how Scottish you are with everything you do you know.

I choose the next available date after the due date and choose 'Carrie-Mhari-Varrie' as her name.

Dangerous Peter would be a terrible name for a girl though & yours should be Carrie-Marie-Mhairi anyway, otherwise you're saying [varry] twice

I went to school with a girl called Marie who spelt it Mhari. I lived next door to a girl called Mhairi who spelt it Varrie. I know there are variations in spelling but the joke doesn't work if I use one which can also be Mar-ee. Obviously.

Wullie · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 6183

Gilly wrote:

Marie who spelt it Mhari

That would confuse the hell out of me, I can't see mh without thinking v*

*Which is weird since I barely know gaelic anymore. Most of the speakers in my family are long dead.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 18:15

KovacsC wrote:

Hopefully for MrsP sake... The baby does not it's dads head...

Malabelm · **Posted:** Tue Feb 01, 2011 18:18

Grim... wrote:

KovacsC wrote:

Hopefully for MrsP sake... The baby does not it's dads head...

Let's do amazing!

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