2012 is even better on the second view.

Are you also in a Chaplin film?

I genuniely have no idea what you mean.

2012 is even better on the second view.

"Cellphone"? And you call yourself a Cornishman.

Christ - I thought it was dire (save Harrelson, of course).

I've always said cellphone. Most of my americanised spelling comes from doing science and I'm trying hard to stop it, but I like the increased use of the letter Z and the fact that sulfur is more visually appealing to me than sulphur.

Your englishness is curled up in the fetal position.

The obvious conclusion was that it was a tome traveller.

Is that the bloke who delivers Encyclopaedia Britannica?

Top tip for sick children:

Get an old bowl or cooking pot that you don't use any more, and leave it by their bed. Tell them if they're going to be sick, be sick into it.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

Hope your birthday blossoms into lots of dreams come true!

I hope that for every candle on your cake you get a wonderful surprise.

May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

:spew:

Happy birthday poster who's name I don't recognise but I will if I see your avatar.*
* Seriously there's probably only about 15 members I could recognise from their name alone, the rest I do from avatars. No idea why.

That, but not cakey.

I'm the same - it confuses the Hell out of me when people change their avatars.

Though it's amazing how often yuo don't even have to read the name to get who posted it.

I have all avatars and sigs turned off

I can fit half a bag of Walker's Salt and vinegar crisps in my mouth at once. I fear today won't get much more productive than this.

Crushed up, or not?

well, the investigation is set to continue. There are 3 factors we can vary: size of crisp; flavour of crisp; crisp manufacturer. I always find I can fit more Worcester Sauce flavour crisps in my mouth than S&V.