Bits and Bobs 23

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:48

Where were we?

Ah, yes:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

MaliA wrote:

I had goats head curry in Oman. Henry, the house boy (he was 65ish) made it, as he cooked for us every friday. We tried to eat out as much as possible on Fridays. It was a whole head. In curry sauce. With rice. But not Hal al. he was a catholic. From India.

What were you doing in Oman?

Spending school holidays there (Christmas, Easter, summer). Mostly watching cricket with the houseboy, or snorkelling off the reefs, hanging out at the Intercon bar with some yank chicks, driving across the desert in jeeps, attending a NYE party at the Yacht club. usual teenage stuff, whilst my mates partied it up in Cornwall. Without me.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

MaliA wrote:

Spending school holidays there (Christmas, Easter, summer). Mostly watching cricket with the houseboy, or snorkelling off the reefs, hanging out at the Intercon bar with some yank chicks, driving across the desert in jeeps, attending a NYE party at the Yacht club. usual teenage stuff, whilst my mates partied it up in Cornwall. Without me.

That sounds excellent, you complainer.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:49

Well that's ripe for the Zarding.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Mali, are you Prince Harry?

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

I would like to find the head honcho responsible for some of the design decisions in Word 2007 and rip his balls off.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:55

DavPaz wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Spending school holidays there (Christmas, Easter, summer). Mostly watching cricket with the houseboy, or snorkelling off the reefs, hanging out at the Intercon bar with some yank chicks, driving across the desert in jeeps, attending a NYE party at the Yacht club. usual teenage stuff, whilst my mates partied it up in Cornwall. Without me.

That sounds excellent, you complainer.

Looking back, yes, at the time, no.

You had to be 21 to drink, or bribe the security staff, actually, bribe pretty much fucking everyone.

And never, ever, hit one of the Berber's goats with a 4x4. They get really, really fucking shitty and it costs "fuck how much?" in USD to placate them. And the kids nick stuff from the cars whilst you hand out bananas to their friends who are begging.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:56

Zio wrote:

I would like to find the head honcho responsible for some of the design decisions in Word 2007 and rip his balls off.

Design?

Zio · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6093

Why, you cunt, must I have a section break after creating a small two-column bit in my otherwise one column document? Why, for the love of fuck, does this enforced section break cause all my page numbers to be reset and why can I only fix this by manually removing the section break? Which then returns the two-column bit I created to a single column again.

WHY FOR FUCK'S SAKE WILL YOU NOT JUST DO WHAT I ASK?

Edit: Not calling Malabar a cunt BTW! Just the Microsoft software ruining department head behind Word 2007.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

I think 'watching cricket with the house boy' may be favourite phrase of the day.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:58

Welcome to the Michael Jordan of B'n'B!

Anyway, can we now have zaphod post his big list of stuff and chinny post picture of Micky Quinn?

kthxbye

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:01

DavPaz wrote:

I think 'watching cricket with the house boy' may be favourite phrase of the day.

At times, it was irritating, like when I wanted to watch "Fit or Fat", the Bangladeshi gameshow where contestants had to answer questions correctly or run a mile on a running machine.

But i guess his watching cricket and doing housework for $400 a month isn't so bad.

EDIT: It might have been $250, i can't recall.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:02

MaliA wrote:

Spending school holidays there (Christmas, Easter, summer). Mostly watching Jimmy Cricket with the houseboy, or snorkeling under the sheets, hanging out at the Blue Oyster bar to wank dicks, mincing across the desert in hotpants, attending a mars bar party at the Scat club. usual teenage stuff, whilst my mates partied it up the Cornhole. Thinking about me.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:08

It's gone 11 o'clock. Time for my monster munch.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Racist.

Actually, you probably already do eat halal meat.

Perhaps, but I didn't plan to.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Zardoz wrote:

It's gone 11 o'clock. Time for my monster munch.

Too much information, you filthy beast.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:11

MaliA wrote:

goats

Jesus! Enough with the goats already!

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Warhead wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Racist.

Actually, you probably already do eat halal meat.

Perhaps, but I didn't plan to.

Racist!

No, I can't say as I would either, but there we are. Any time you buy meat from now on, you're aware you may be eating halal...

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

http://i.imgur.com/JtgTv.jpg

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:12

kalmar wrote:

MaliA wrote:

goats

Jesus! Enough with the goats already!

It's seriously tricky to drive across the desert with one working headlamp when you're pissed you know.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:13

kalmar wrote:

MaliA wrote:

goats

Jesus! Enough with the goats already!

When does Fall Autumn start?

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/JtgTv.jpg

Whaaaaat? That has got to be a piss take.

TheVision · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:14

Zardoz wrote:

It's gone 11 o'clock. Time for my monster munch.

Flamin' hot or beef?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

TheVision wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

It's gone 11 o'clock. Time for my monster munch.

Flamin' hot or beef?

Ahem. Pickled Onion is the Flavour of Champions

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

TheVision wrote:

Zardoz wrote:

It's gone 11 o'clock. Time for my monster munch.

Flamin' hot or beef?

Pickled onion, surely?

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:15

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Pickled Onion

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Malabelm · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:16

All three.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

\o

O/

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:17

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:

http://i.imgur.com/JtgTv.jpg

Whaaaaat? That has got to be a piss take.

I love the footnote.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

MaliA wrote:

It's seriously tricky to drive across the desert with one working headlamp when you're pissed you know.

Rubbish, it's laughably easy.

You prolly won't get very far, mind.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:19

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Zardoz wrote:

kalmar wrote:

MaliA wrote:

goats

Jesus! Enough with the goats already!

When does Fall Autumn start?

When the Spanish begin to throw goats out of church towers.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:20

Warhead wrote:

MaliA wrote:

It's seriously tricky to drive across the desert with one working headlamp when you're pissed you know.

Rubbish, it's laughably easy.

You prolly won't get very far, mind.

It was until the goat, yes.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

MaliA wrote:

Spending school holidays there (Christmas, Easter, summer). Mostly watching cricket with the houseboy, or snorkelling off the reefs, hanging out at the Intercon bar with some yank chicks, driving across the desert in jeeps, attending a NYE party at the Yacht club. usual teenage stuff, whilst my mates partied it up in Cornwall. Without me.

Shazbat! You edited out the bit about him watching the cricket while doing the ironing, which has ruined my plan to post something about getting in the way of the fielders.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25585

This flat is covered with these huge round stickers

(They're for the Rolling Stones album, Goats Head Soup, for those queasy/sensitive. Having seen them every day, every single time I shut the bedroom door or opened the pantry, or the wardrobe, etc, for 9 years when growing up, I am kind of hardened to them, but I spoiler them for those who didn't have such macabre images pasted all over their childhood bedrooms.)

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zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14487

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:39

And another wedding on the cards for next year.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:46

SCIENCE!

Attachment:

bandbdays.png

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

That's quite fascinating. B&B 14 was clearly a busy time.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

What was significant about 14? Was there another visit by t'Pope?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

Craster wrote:

That's quite fascinating. B&B 14 was clearly a busy time.

The lack of a witty subtitle gave people more time to post.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:54

19 was December, so a quiet time.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:59

It'd be interesting to see the LOL frequency on that chart.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:59

And flounce findings.

kalmar · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 13:32

It needs a Meme Mode.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14487

kalmar wrote:

It needs a MemeMimi Mode.

FTFY

6 also stands out as odd as it was only 30 days when the others around the same time were much longer.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38458

The ones I start always end quickly.

:hat:

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I found 20p on the bus last night. Win.

Tuesday was the first time in a couple of years since I travelled to work on the bus. I'd forgotten all the joys (surreptitiously oggling the totty in the city centre from the top deck) and woes (spending longer just waiting for a bus to arrive than it takes me to drive to the office, objectionable fellow travellers, suspicious substances stuck to the seats, etc.) but after two days it's as though I never had a break from it..

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 13:58

Shouldn't chuckle, but did. On s72 Sexual Offences Act:

Quote:

....it was open to the jury to conclude that the complainant was deceived into believing he was masturbating for the gratification of a 20-year-old girl via webcam when in fact he was doing it for the father of a former girlfriend who was teaching him a lesson

That's nasty revenge.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Thu Sep 30, 2010 14:01

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