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Author: | Mr Dave [ Wed Nov 30, 2016 11:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Lonewolves wrote: Grim... wrote: Pundabaya wrote: You know what this means? Once this comes out, there's only Half Life 3 left... And Portal 3 and Left 4 Dead 3. Valve have a real problem counting past two. Valve haven't made games themselves in aeons. The Portal and L4D teams were assimilated from elsewhere. Half-Life 2 might have been their last game, in 2004 (sub please check). Well, except that those teams then grew due to existing valve people joining the effort. Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. ) |
Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 17:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH! |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 17:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. ) You've forgotten about Dota 2. Lonewolves wrote: Valve haven't made games themselves in aeons. The Portal and L4D teams were assimilated from elsewhere. Half-Life 2 might have been their last game, in 2004 (sub please check). So have you. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 17:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH! Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:12 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Portal 2 (the last full game I remember them releasing was quite long time ago. Before The first beexbq at any rate. ) You've forgotten about Dota 2. Is not what I have said factually correct then? * (I did post this after checking out the Wikipedia page on valve releases, saw dota 2, but rather disregarded it for much the same reason I discounted the lab. Which may or not be fair, given its something I've never really noticed or paid much attention to. ) |
Author: | Pundabaya [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
DOTA is a stupid game that appears to be designed so weirdos can shout abuse at each other, so doesn't count. Anyway, Half-Life 3 is the last of the great 'vaporware all-stars' Prey came out, Duke Nukem Forever came out, The Last Guardian is about to come out. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:17 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Saturnalian wrote: EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH! Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last. Apparently 8-12 hours long. I'll probably end up devouring it in a single session. |
Author: | Curiosity [ Thu Dec 01, 2016 18:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Saturnalian wrote: EIGHT DAYS TO LAUNCH! Which is about 64 times as long as it'll last. Apparently 8-12 hours long. I'll probably end up devouring it in a single session. Title |
Author: | Satsuma [ Fri Dec 02, 2016 13:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
ONE WEEK TODAY! |
Author: | lasermink [ Fri Dec 02, 2016 14:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Apparently, reviewers have already gotten the game and the review embargo lifts on Monday, so I'll wait for that, and if there are no catastrophic shortcomings, I'll preorder at that point, I think. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
SIX DAYZ! |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 20:52 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
FINAL TRAILER BEFORE RELEASE! |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 22:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: FINAL TRAILER BEFORE RELEASE! As it's all in Japanese, I'm going to translate it for you: 少年と大鷲との絆を描いた 待望の最新作、ついにリリース Our long awaited latest work, about a boy and an eagle engaging in mad bondage, is finally released 残念、糞だ Unfortunately, It is crap. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 23:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Pish, it's: いよいよ発売を目前に控えた『人喰いの大鷲トリコ』ロンチトレイラー公開です! Is "guardian of the people eating" Ronchi trailer released finally declined to release in the near future. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 23:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Quote: pKfxBKLnI9Q English version. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 23:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: Pish, it's: いよいよ発売を目前に控えた『人喰いの大鷲トリコ』ロンチトレイラー公開です! Is "guardian of the people eating" Ronchi trailer released finally declined to release in the near future. That text does not appear in the video. I missed out the part that says 『ICO』 『ワンダと巨象』に続く 新たな物語ー because I imagine you could guess what that says... (Ico and (shadow of the colossus - Translation consistency Ed) are continued with [our] new story) which is then continued with the part I had above. (Oh, and by the way ronchi = launch. And declined makes no sense. It's refering to the game, not the trailer, and is clearly the wrong translation of 控える. See, this is why you need me to translate stuff.) |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 23:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Your knowledge makes me ronchi. In my pants. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:02 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Please don't be ronchi in my pants. I have the police on quick dial. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 17:48 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
FIVE DAYS. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 18:58 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
MR DAAAAAAAAAVE! |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 19:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: MR DAAAAAAAAAVE! Caption: あるコンビニ店の場合 Situation in the convienience store Woman: 先輩、どうかしたんですか Senpai, Notice me Is something wrong? Man: これ,七年前に引っ張されたゲーム、いよいよ本当にでるだ This, after 7 years, this delayed game is finally being released Woman: 七年まえのか 7 Years ago? Man: 残念、糞だ。 Unfortunately, It's shit Woman: something something 知りませんね (Yeah, can't I can't really hear what she says clearly over the car. The part I can hear is the negative form of to know) Caption: あと1日。 After 1 day 人食いの大鷲トリコ (The last guardian - Translation consistency Ed ) |
Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF 2016? The Guardian sez THE LAST GUARDIAN (and some other games...) https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... t-guardian |
Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:30 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers. |
Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:38 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
You should finish MH3U before you play this. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:53 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers. Tomorrow by the looks of things (or very early hours of) - if i buy it on the US PSN store now its marked as Quote: Play on 12-06-2016, Midnight Eastern Time.
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Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:55 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort. どうもありがとうございました |
Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:20 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort. Didn't I? I thought I left some pithy response about you being a dick but forgot to post it. Also, you're awesome and sexy. |
Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:22 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
zaphod79 wrote: Saturnalian wrote: Also FOUR, even though it's out today everywhere that isn't here. The fuckers. Tomorrow by the looks of things (or very early hours of) - if i buy it on the US PSN store now its marked as Quote: Play on 12-06-2016, Midnight Eastern Time. I was thinking about buying it on the US store but I've got the big collectors box thing with the figurerine thingy coming so I might as well wait. |
Author: | TheVision [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:24 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
I hope this is good Sat... for your sake if nothing else. I remember the crushing feeling I had after playing Duke Nukem Forever.... I wouldn't wish that on anyone. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:42 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Quote: The Last Guardian review embargo lifts on December 5th at 7am PST/10am EST/16.00 CET or 15:00 GMT
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Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:04 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: Mr Dave wrote: Tsk, didn't even get a thanks for my quick translation effort. Didn't I? I thought I left some pithy response about you being a dick but forgot to post it. Also, you're awesome and sexy. Clearly one line is me trying to keep your hype train from crashing through the buffers. (I think it was something about how people were going to be wide eyed in surprise or something) |
Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
TheVision wrote: I hope this is good Sat... for your sake if nothing else. I remember the crushing feeling I had after playing Duke Nukem Forever.... I wouldn't wish that on anyone. I've said it once and I'll say it again, let's not forget that this year had INSIDE and Owlboy both release after years in LIMBO (ho-ho) and release to critical acclaim. 2016 has been great for games (shit for everything else). |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:49 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Clearly one line is me trying to keep your vote train from crashing through the buffers. (I think it was something about how people were going to be wide eyed* in surprise or something) *Filthy gaijin. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 15:24 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Reviews are in. It's crap. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 15:28 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Reviews are in. It's crap. Embargo breaking ! |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 15:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Reviewers be on summertime, yo. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:03 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Looks like some mixed scores |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Eurogamer 'essential' - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016- ... ian-review IGN 7/10 - http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/12/05/t ... ian-review Videogamer 9/10 https://www.videogamer.com/reviews/the- ... review-ps4 Gameinformer 8/10 http://www.gameinformer.com/games/the_l ... ormer.aspx US Gamer 4/5 http://www.usgamer.net/articles/the-las ... ail-vessel Polygon 7.5/10 http://www.polygon.com/2016/12/5/137674 ... -gendesign Gamespot 9/10 http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/the-las ... 0-6416583/ TheJimquisition 6.5/10 http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-last ... an-review/ Slant 3 / 5 http://www.slantmagazine.com/games/revi ... t-guardian |
Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
zaphod79 wrote: Eurogamer 'essential' - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016- ... ian-review IGN 7/10 - http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/12/05/t ... ian-review Videogamer 9/10 https://www.videogamer.com/reviews/the- ... review-ps4 Those aren't mixed, unless you think 7/10 is average for some reason. |
Author: | TheVision [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:08 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Exactly my thoughts. They're mixed in the way that they're not all the same, but they're very good scores. Not that it matters, I reckon Sat will like it either way. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Lonewolves wrote: Those aren't mixed, unless you think 7/10 is average for some reason. I'm in the process of pulling them from various places , it seems to vary from a 6 to a 9 which i would say is mixed , however yes , mixed on the positive side :-) |
Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:11 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Thank Christ - I couldn't cope with Sat this Saturday if he'd had a breakdown over this. He'd be rocking back and forth sobbing into his pint of John Smiths. |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:15 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
zaphod79 wrote: Eurogamer 'essential' - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016- ... ian-review IGN 7/10 - http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/12/05/t ... ian-review Videogamer 9/10 https://www.videogamer.com/reviews/the- ... review-ps4 Gameinformer 8/10 http://www.gameinformer.com/games/the_l ... ormer.aspx US Gamer 4/5 http://www.usgamer.net/articles/the-las ... ail-vessel Polygon 7.5/10 http://www.polygon.com/2016/12/5/137674 ... -gendesign Gamespot 9/10 http://www.gamespot.com/reviews/the-las ... 0-6416583/ TheJimquisition 6.5/10 http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-last ... an-review/ Slant 3 / 5 http://www.slantmagazine.com/games/revi ... t-guardian You don't get this entire Ian baiting thing, do you? You're meant to drop in at least 2 fake review giving it 2/10 |
Author: | Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:16 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Lonewolves wrote: zaphod79 wrote: Eurogamer 'essential' - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016- ... ian-review IGN 7/10 - http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/12/05/t ... ian-review Videogamer 9/10 https://www.videogamer.com/reviews/the- ... review-ps4 Those aren't mixed, unless you think 7/10 is average for some reason. 7/10 is average by game review scores though for most mainstream publications . You can argue about whether it should be,by あllめあんs |
Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:17 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: Lonewolves wrote: zaphod79 wrote: Eurogamer 'essential' - http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016- ... ian-review IGN 7/10 - http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/12/05/t ... ian-review Videogamer 9/10 https://www.videogamer.com/reviews/the- ... review-ps4 Those aren't mixed, unless you think 7/10 is average for some reason. 7/10 is average by game review scores though for most mainstream publications . You can argue about whether it should be,by あllめあんs Have you just gone through a tunnel? |
Author: | markg [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:19 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
I think it's average in terms of games that would actually be on most people's radar but there's enough abject shite nobody knows or cares about that gets released to make it also technically correct. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 16:34 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Mr Dave wrote: You don't get this entire Ian baiting thing, do you? You're meant to drop in at least 2 fake review giving it 2/10 Not a fake one but the lowest real one I've seen 4/10 - http://www.digitaltrends.com/game-revie ... an-review/ Quote: "We waited 9 years for this? 'The Last Guardian' is an irritating waste of time"
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Author: | Satsuma [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 17:05 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Are there any spoilers in any of these reviews so I can critically assess them? |
Author: | myp [ Mon Dec 05, 2016 17:09 ] |
Post subject: | Re: The Last Guardian |
Saturnalian wrote: Are there any spoilers in any of these reviews so I can critically assess them? ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! |
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