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 Post subject: What have you learned today?
PostPosted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 13:40 
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Today I learnt that the last Green Day album is an intolerable bag of arse gravy.

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I've learned that I missed an awesome Arcade Fire performance at Leeds Fest because of a stupid broken leg. Also, Modest Mouse.


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Today I learned that the wife gets upset if you run the dishwasher while she's in the shower.

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Craster wrote:
Today I learned that the wife gets upset if you run the dishwasher while she's in the shower.


Simple solution - next time she's in the shower, get your Marigolds on, grab a couple of dishes and some Fairy Liquid, and get in the shower with her.

Obviously, never explain, never apologise etc.


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I learned bacon and cheese in a tube is tastey.


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Not sure I'd trust cheese coming from a bacon tube.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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Today I learnt that the last Green Day album is an intolerable bag of arse gravy.


I will never finish Green Day Rock Band because of :this:

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nickachu wrote:
I learned bacon and cheese in a tube is tastey.


I learned that Nick isn't Jewish, in spite of his surname. :DD

(I realise that this might get me in trouble, but I took a risk.)


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I presumed he was a hardbitten New Yoik cop.

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Eh? It's a Polish surname, isn't it? Poland is 90% Catholic - the pope is Polish!

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Yeah I fucked it up. Stupid permanent internet. Still, the shower one was funny, wasn't it?


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Nick Kochanski? I certainly thought he'd be more attractive.


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It was OK.

Today I learned that Johnny needs to try harder.

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Nick does look like Clare Grogan. Though that might just be the hair.

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It was OK.

Today I learned that Johnny needs to try harder.

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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the pope is Polish!

Did we time travel back to 2005 when I wasn't looking?

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Hah! No I'm not Jewish.
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I honestly don't think I've learned anything. I never learn, me.


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Nick does look like Clare Grogan. Though that might just be the hair.


Erm ... who?


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myoptikakaka wrote:
Craster wrote:
the pope is Polish!

Did we time travel back to 2005 when I wasn't looking?


Today I learned that Myp is obviously from some kind of freaky alternate dimension where Pope John Paul II is dead.

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You. You're Nick.

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nickachu wrote:
Craster wrote:
Nick does look like Clare Grogan. Though that might just be the hair.


Erm ... who?


OK now I feel old.


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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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You're old when "Retro gaming" means PS2 to some people on here.

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Dimrill wrote:
You. You're Nick.

Hi. I'm Nick.


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OK now I feel old.


And I don't feel too young!


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You're only as old as the console you used to use before you started using the one you're on now, as the saying goes.

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 Post subject: Re: What have you learned today?
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The last Green Day song I liked was Minority.

Anyway, today I've learnt how to edit a basic wedding video... and I mean basic!

I did manage to put Suddenly by Angry Anderson on it though.


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The last Green Day song I liked was Minority.

Ouch. I thought that whole album was a bit boring. Then again, I thought American Idiot has a few great songs on it, so ymmv.

Today I learned... hmm... that even though it's still August, and Leeds Festival is on, there are still enough dickhead students in my area to really annoy me.

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Today I learned that Old Holly Farm is much better than Farmer Parrs. And they make a superb Steak and ale pudding.

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BREAKING NEWS: Have just learned that my telephone auto-corrects 'studenty' to 'driftnet'.

Headingley is rather driftnet...

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I just learned that a toad lives in my woodshed.

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He was just resting. Toads are my favourite creature ever.

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Today I learned I am a :belm:

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Today I learned I am a :belm:

We're all capable of that Meems, I wouldn't let it keep you awake at night.

Today, I learned nothing I didn't know already, but that didn't make some of the things I experienced any less perturbing.

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It's the sudden realisation that's shocking :p

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It's the sudden realisation that's shocking :p

It's learning to live with it that will make you better than most :kiss:

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My God! Have you... Have you told them?


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The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true.

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The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true.


Old school.


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I have learned that the first day back after a bank holiday is a slow day for http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com


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Craster wrote:
Warhead wrote:
The vessel with the pestle has the pellet with the poison, the flagon with the dragon holds the brew that is true.


Old school.


True, and to be fair I didn't learn that today.

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I have learned that the first day back after a bank holiday is a slow day for http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com

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I've seen worse, Davpaz.


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I've seen worse, Davpaz.

You're a worse. :)


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Today I learnt that my mobile phone's camera can see infra red light as demonstrated by this image

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Today I learned that metalangel was right.

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Really? Four? I wouldn't have thought that was physically possible?!


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Ooooh, cryptic. Was it about trains?

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Today I have confirmed what I learned previously, viz, my boss's boss is a complete tosser incapable of making the simplest of decisions.

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DavPaz wrote:
kalmar wrote:
I've seen worse, Davpaz.

You're a worse. :)

oh god it's spreading!


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