Be Excellent To Each Other

DavPaz, you are really bored!

Not me, bud.

Bobby, your work sent you over to Sweden to sit in a shed in the rain? What the fuck did you do? Bellend your boss's coffee cup?

Yeah, that's the major probem with Airfix. That and the raised panel lines, which is a massive no-no. You can make them into halfway decent models if you have a lot of patience and filler, but they're not worth the effort. Still, good to have done one, anyway! Post px pls.

Been there done that. I didn't even get a shed!


Sorry to hear about the thing, TheVision

I will pay twenty English pounds to the first person to come to my office and punch everyone.

Where abouts are you? How much for punching them in the knickers?

That London. The area of impact is optional, but preferably the ear and/or kidney.

Really sorry to hear about your job Vision

Maybe one day you'll look back and smile as it gave you the opportunity to be a world famous rock star drumming in a best selling stadium band!

I will when I'm done. I've just covered the top half in drab green, then realised, painting the bottom half in drab gray first would have been the better idea....

My 21 month old is trying out knock knock jokes, this is her latest:















Malc

Zardoz would have been proud of that one.

Do you both work in a Woody Allen comedy?

Sorry to hear about the redundancy. That's a bit short notice isn't it? I guess you haven't worked there very long...?

Still awful though. Did you make a scene and punch the HR person in the nose? Is that why you're on garden leave? Or did you bare your bum at Accounting?

Come down to Solihull. I'm interviewing for Sales Colleagues tomorrow. And a manager to replace me.

Have you found me a job there yet bobby?

And if you go fishing make sure you get a Fiskakort.

Also try the Snus.

I'll be there in a few weeks.

Sorry to hear that vision... things will pick up.

Sorry to hear that, TheVision.

I start my new job in... oooh... 4 hours. What a wonderful night to have insomnia. At least I managed about 4 hours sleep earlier.

I was late to work today because there was a pig in the road. I had to call the police.

Surely that only made matters worse?

??

Indeed. You'd just end up with more pigs in the road.

You should have ran it over, and then made it into bacon.

I declare this to be the worst B&B ever.

Michael Jackson said the same thing, you know. And now he's dead.

I thought that right from the first couple of pages.

Would have been different If I'd started it. But no one listened.

The start of this bits and bobs wasn't THAT bad!

No, it was, it was terrible. I humbly apologise and offer my immediate resignation.

Accepted.

Not accepted. Instead, we're transferring you. To the 'Archived Stuff' forum.

We already have a [removed by request] tho.

We could have a [run out of town] or a [lynched by mob justice]?

Or a "[Who?]"

He's on third.

I enjoyed it. Especially that photo.

this one?

Should we start thinking about our Christmas names and avatars yet?

Here's a wee HTML5 platformer

Nice.

So, Web 3.0, then. Who's excited?

Vote for my mates awesome remix please!

Cracking bit of tech-house, best he's done yet.

http://steve-lawler-remix.heroku.com/67

Done.

Mrs K was thinking about going back to work soon, and so was looking up her old boss at one of the local PCTs. Turns out she died of cancer a few months ago. My first thought was - god, I hope she knows someone else senior there.

I've become an awful human being.

I blame the GTA games.

Dude, you're a lawyer.

Ta, Mali!

It is only natural, and it isn't for us to judge you.

I was speaking to Bob the Lorry Driver yesterday and he said that he'd attended one of his daughter's friend's funeral. She died of cancer, and had been married for a week, as she wanted to get married to help sort things out. My first thought was "I really hope she made a will 'in contemplation of marriage' or one straight after," but I kept quiet as nobody likes a smartarse.

Should I be?

The next web is going to be so cool and awesome regular numbers aren't going to be up to the job. Web ☃ is a-coming.

Apparently, it's better than web 2.0 as it deals with semantic language. Wolfram Alpha is an example of Web 3.0 and I suspect Google Instant might be as well. This is the extent of my knowledge.

I've got a shortcut on my toolbar for Wolfram Alpha. I think it's healed up through lack of use.

And Charlie Brooker thinks Google Instant is trying to kill him.

If you hear a loud 'thud,' it's my arse being bored off by Liam O'Morain.