Be Excellent To Each Other

With the club in financial turmoil and 14 points adrift of safety after being deducted ten points for going into administration, no one would have believed six weeks ago that the club could still be in with a chance of staying up on the final day of the season.

Since then, the Cherries have amassed an amazing six straight wins, pushing themselves to within a point of Cheltenham Town, who occupy the last safe league position in League One.

This has been an unbelievable end to a long, arduous season for the long-suffering South Coast side, and they could pull off what Harry Redknapp describes as a miracle by staying up.

Just for me, can you all be adopted Bournemouth fans for this Saturday?

WE ARE STAYING UP, SAY WE ARE STAYING UP!

I would, but I want to watch Notts play somewhere vaguely local to me next season. On the other hand, if Doncaster beat Cheltenham, thus tumbling Forest into a play-off showdown with Leeds, that'd be 'reet nice'.

I will do this if you cheer on Villa to sneak into 5th place.

I'm just about to leave for Carlisle - wish me luck!

Break a leg!

Cunt shit bollocks fuck wank.

Good news, then Ted?

Looks like we infected each other with bad luck...

Hey, look on the bright side, at least you can meet me for a pint before the epic Bournemouth/Notts basement battle. Much better than a local derby with Southampton, amirite?

Urrong.