Be Excellent To Each Other

I'm watching Horse People With Alexandra Tolstoy.

She's dead fit, posh, so probably rich, looks ace with no slap on, and is awesome sauce.

Tellybox needs more people like her.

Move over Sheridan Smith, your time has passed.

FUCKING AWESOME! They just pulled a frozen fucking wolf out of shed, to show her. And she speaks Russian, or whatever foreignese is in Siberia.

Excellent news, there's another shed full of bits of dead horse, which are frozen. Along with a big pile of frozen hares. Which look like stuffed toys, she's everso pleased with this.

HAhaha, and a fox.

This is surreal.

It'll never work out. You have a girlfriend and she doesn't know you exist.

Cock off, fagballs. Just because you're too common for her, and not awesomesauce gentleman pirate (retired) like what I is.

Never let it be said that MaliA isn't a comitted stalker.

It takes 36 hours to thaw a wolf out. And hares, appear to levitate when caught in snares. There probably is an explanation for this. Oh, there is, they jump. Those fuckers are large.

So why did you post that photo instead?

Foal intestine for dinner. She's looking non plussed. But it seems if you wash it in cold water, it doesn't taste of the shit.

Boil for 2 hours, then they are ready and look like donor meat. Serve with, well, more horse meat.

Malia yesterday...

Malc

Picture says no.



I think she's been in longer than that.

She's impressed with the horses heads in the trees. Their favorite horses. That they kill before they get old (the horses, for the hard of thinking).

Hmm, she's on facebook.

You are not encouraging me to sign up.

Horsefoot jelly:

Remove lower leg of horse.

Boil for 5 hours or so.
Hit hoof wivanammer
Boil
Congeal it for several hours.

Serve

Horse offing 101:

Take horse, get rope around its neck. Horse might not like this use more people to old it. Tie rope around post. Get axe. Wait until horse wears itself out. USE axe on HORSE's head. USE dagger on HEART.

Alexandra doens;t like this and is crying, and I think there were some complaints to the bbc as well.

Realize that killing horse 2 hours from where you wish to take it means you've got to drag the fucking thing there.

She's cheered up a bit now, she knows what's for dinner.

I very much want this t-shirt. apparently, this is something that was given to the crew for the new transformers film.

Crikey, she's on the vodka now.

Dr G - Ruining things with facts, not just science.



I think I'd rather eat horsemeat than a dead motorcyclist.

Your taste in films is too bent for her, move on.

That photo of her looks like they took a very 2-D version of her face and slapped it onto someone with a much larger head, and didn't even try to align the left hand side of it (as we look at her).

I was thinking more of that episode of Red Dwarf where Lister has space mumps.

It's uncanny.

Just find out where she lives, take a horse along and slaughter it outside her house. Then throw some frozen meat at her. She'll be putty in your hands.

Also: she looks like David Gower.

Ural cunts and hates you.

Is it... Horse?

Goodness, she's yummy.
Also, Spanish fighting horses are fucking scary.

What's with these crazy Spaniards? Bulls not enough for them?

Posh girls? No ta.

The horses are trained to fight people, not each other.

vicki butler-henderson. Oh yes.

Posh women are great.

Different Strokes for different blokes I reckon.

VBH? Mannish IMHO

Gotta say I don't really keep up on my bloke-stroking techniques.

Nonononono.

Rachel de Thame

DavPaz -Different Strokes for different blokes

What made you think that I was limiting myself to just one?

Oi - I did that joke.

*chuckles* You guys...

For some reason posh girls always seem a little moon faced and vacant. Fishing a small gene pool will do that to you though.

"Mumsie, I have a new boyfriend"
"Is he a prince?"
"No"
"Duke"
"No"
"Viscount?"
"No"
"Lord?"
"No"
"Earl?"
"No"
"Baron?"
"No"
"Well what then? He must have *some* titles?"
"He's a law student who posts on a geek's forum on the internet. I googled my name and found his shrine to me"
"..."
"Mumsie, why have you gone that funny colour?"

Hello, love, the 50's ended like, 50 odd years ago.

Not in 'their' world, you unwashed commoner

hahahaha !!

The wife is a posh chick. Anyone that spent time at my Birthday party and met her father would know that.
I was a bit of rough that, in her father's eyes, went very, very wrong

Mine wasn't a joke, just a ZOMFG quote. If this in anyway interferes with you getting into BeeX WeeX I will publicly denounce all LOLage.

You do that every time you log in, don't you?

Hells Bells,what would that make the rest of us?

POTW!

I think you are safe.

Hang on, is my Internet personality meant to be 'posh'? I thought it was 'rich'?

I pretended to be posh during a game of Forza once, that was funny.