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tomatoes (9x, 5-ish varieties), peppers (12x, red, yellow, sweet banana), chillis (~80x of hot wax, cayenne, tabasco, jalapeno, rokita, fresno and... er, one other), potatoes (3 varieties), onions (red and white), horseradish, strawberries (5-ish plants), jerusalem artichoke, beans (broad?), rhubarb, blackberries at various stages of growing.

Starting we've got gherkins, cucumbers, aubergines (2 types), courgettes (unless we somehow forgot), radishes, mini sweet red peppers, garlic, onions (red and white).

There are oregano, chive, thyme, rosemary, mint (3 types), sage and winter something-or-other (to negate the jerusalem artichoke windypops) plants, a bay tree and 3 pots of various salad leaves.

The blackberries are doing fine. We would also have gooseberries and redcurrants but the new allotment neighbour incompetently strimmered the budding stalks off the top of that bush, so they should be back to fruiting next year.

We've got sugarsnap and climbing peas and borlotti beans to go in yet.

Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:02 ]
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It's an upside down sack of gold. Take it to the bank.

Author:	DavPaz [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:21 ]
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I did think it looked like the final baddy in Half Life a bit... ... but my memory made him look cooler than reality.

Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 16:05 ]
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Bollocks

Author:	Cras [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 16:17 ]
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No, it's definitely a mushroom.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 18:29 ]
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DavPaz wrote: I did think it looked like the final baddy in Half Life a bit... ... but my memory made him look cooler than reality. Even at the time, I thought he looked shit. But then again, my patience had been worn thin by the rubbsh alien levels and having to finght a giant swinging bollock.

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Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Aug 17, 2010 19:05 ]
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I liked the alien level.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:08 ]
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Hahaha gardening and flowers are for phags. Anyway - why the fuck does my coriander keep dying? I keep it watered (ish), it sits in the window, and it's not that cold. My chives are still alive, and they're next to it. Fucking stuff.

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:11 ]
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Probably restricted by the pot it's in. Best grown from seed outside. I found out this year that planting them out after starting indoors is bad for them.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:26 ]
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What can they be planted?

Author:	DBSnappa [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:36 ]
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Grim... wrote: What can they be planted? Did you bang your head on the weekend or break several fingers? Several of your posts today have been littered with typos.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:36 ]
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Grim... wrote: What can they be planted? Uhm....Yes!

Author:	Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 17:57 ]
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I have cut everything back and planted my bulbs. I am becoming a domestic Goddess.

Author:	Grim... [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 19:01 ]
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DBSnappa wrote: Grim... wrote: What can they be planted? Did you bang your head on the weekend or break several fingers? Several of your posts today have been littered with typos. Well, I've got a cold, but I don't think that explains much. So, er... When can the by planted?

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 19:40 ]
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Amazingly, plants can be planted. I know, crazy. Too cold for the plants you have now though, you could try bigger pots. But next year just sow the corriander seeds directly in the brown stuff that isn't dog shit outside. As for when, I'd say Spring. Look on the packet for more details.

Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:59 ]
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First gardening decision / purchase done yesterday. Bought flower seeds to specifically attract butterflies. Waits with camera until June I plan on growing strawberries (Baba Z requested), chilis and herbs again.

Author:	MaliA [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:00 ]
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Zardoz wrote: First gardening decision / purchase done yesterday. Bought flower seeds to specifically attract butterflies. Waits with camera until June I plan on growing strawberries (Baba Z requested), chilis and herbs again. Can you recommend a good website or book that says when you should plant certain things? I need inspiration and some suggestions of things that grow in the shade. Cheers, Big Z.

Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:20 ]
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/ is a very good place to start.

Author:	MaliA [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:22 ]
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Zardoz wrote: http://www.bbc.co.uk/gardening/ is a very good place to start. Oops. Heh.

Author:	Zardoz [ Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:22 ]
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I thought you were moving anyway?

Author:	MaliA [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 15:46 ]
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Today, President and He Who Would Be King If It Weren't A Free Republic of MaliTowers, MaliA conducted an inspection of the progress of The Move Towards Reducing Imported Foods So The Money Can Be Spent On Education And Things Electric button seeds have been sown and are in a seed tray inside Wilkinson's finest plastic greenhouse. 6 Courgette plants are in Planter Number Eight. The garlic in Planter Number Eight doesn't seem to be doing a lot. Sweet-peas have been introduced to support the Fence of Separation Gamma Strawberry production looks to be on an upward trajectory. Analyst are predicting a twofold increase. Gooseberry Production has been slowed due to unseemly elements. Hostas are doing well. Tomato plants numbers Fourteen through Eighteen are doing well. Some Chard isn't dead. An unidentified plant has appeared, and is being held in quarantine until it can be assimilated into the Collective.

Author:	Cras [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 16:24 ]
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I hooked up phase 3 of my Garden irrigation system this afternoon. As Gaywood will attest (having assisted with phase 2) it is (much like everything I create) a wildly over-engineered network of hacks and cludges that somehow manages to actually work.

Author:	Zardoz [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 17:12 ]
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I'm still waiting for these sodding flowers to grow. All the early spring colour has gone from my garden now the tulips and daff ets have finished. Everything is very tidy but there's not a lot happening, might have to get my arse to the garden centre for a few bits for the meantime.

Author:	myp [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 17:29 ]
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Zardoz wrote: I liked the alien level. Me too. I didn't understand the hatred.

Author:	BikNorton [ Wed May 04, 2011 12:19 ]
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MaliA wrote: 6 Courgette plants are in Planter Number Eight. You will be drowned in courgettes. Your courgettes will be drowned in courgettes. Didn't I mention that we're well into the growing season? Or was that in the cookery thread? We've got ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! tomatoes (9x, 5-ish varieties), peppers (12x, red, yellow, sweet banana), chillis (~80x of hot wax, cayenne, tabasco, jalapeno, rokita, fresno and... er, one other), potatoes (3 varieties), onions (red and white), horseradish, strawberries (5-ish plants), jerusalem artichoke, beans (broad?), rhubarb, blackberries at various stages of growing. Starting we've got gherkins, cucumbers, aubergines (2 types), courgettes (unless we somehow forgot), radishes, mini sweet red peppers, garlic, onions (red and white). There are oregano, chive, thyme, rosemary, mint (3 types), sage and winter something-or-other (to negate the jerusalem artichoke windypops) plants, a bay tree and 3 pots of various salad leaves. The blackberries are doing fine. We would also have gooseberries and redcurrants but the new allotment neighbour incompetently strimmered the budding stalks off the top of that bush, so they should be back to fruiting next year. We've got sugarsnap and climbing peas and borlotti beans to go in yet. I think that's it. Not only have we supplemented the allotment (containing greenhouse, and whose beds we're significantly increasing in size to adjust for relinquished space and a second user) with a smaller greenhouse in the back garden, the back bed is now being turned into a potager (for next year, we reckon), the hanging baskets hold the tumblers, and some of the patio has a plastic mini greenhouse, potato sacks and the herb pots. Oh, and Hel found some funky wooden lantern things which are now in the garden as well, with chilli plants in. At least the house is now (mostly) chilli-free; just the ones in the kitchen for super-easy cooking access.

Author:	Cras [ Wed May 04, 2011 12:20 ]
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Crikey. Good going, you!

Author:	Malc74 [ Sun May 22, 2011 14:22 ]
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It's taken four whole years but I've finally been able to harvest my first 'crop' of asparagus!

Author:	KovacsC [ Sun May 22, 2011 20:55 ]
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Got a planter at last... now have a few herbs (mint, basil, etc) Beetroot and letuce. With a big pot of tom plants... Have cleared a space for a raised bed...

Author:	Zardoz [ Sun May 22, 2011 22:37 ]
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Malc74 wrote: It's taken four whole years but I've finally been able to harvest my first 'crop' of asparagus! Shame they taste like shit really.

Author:	Malc74 [ Mon May 23, 2011 1:43 ]
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Zardoz wrote: Malc74 wrote: It's taken four whole years but I've finally been able to harvest my first 'crop' of asparagus! Shame they taste like shit really. You're obviously not coating them in enough garlic butter...

Author:	Goddess Jasmine [ Mon Jun 13, 2011 13:39 ]
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My first strawberry! It was very nice too...

Author:	Zardoz [ Mon Jun 13, 2011 15:42 ]
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Absolutely nothing happening with mine.

Author:	BikNorton [ Mon Jun 13, 2011 17:15 ]
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Most things coming along. I've just ordered some chilli plant food to see if that'll encourage them (seems like general compost has too much nitrogen, causing them to favour foliage rather than fruit), and the RHS winter veg collection (120 plug plants and a pack of seeds) is ordered. For your information, though: 1) Green fly are cunts 2) Scotts/MiracleGro are cunts* 3) Cats are cunts** 4) Sciarid flies are cunts That is all. * For the lawyers/lawyer-fearing: big chunks of coal, bark and fucking granite in bags of compost, symptoms of very high potassium content in the tomato plants in the growbags. Worst, the sciariad larvae seem to be in both - we've found it and one of the first google results for "small black fly soil" is someone complaining to and being answered and refunded by Scotts. ** Though the one we caught this morning was hilarious; we put bean netting over the back bed to stop the little cunts shitting on it, but it tiptoed over it and stared at us while squatting on the single small patch we missed. Hel threw a sandal at it. It tried to charge away, got tangled in the netting, tried to leap over the fence, was yanked back down by the netting, charged off the other way behind the shed and managed to scale 7 feet of chicken wire we put up as extra dissuasion. Bet the cunt still comes back though - automatic water sentry gun and ultrasonic things are going on order now.

Author:	BikNorton [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:00 ]
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I now have 3 gherkins, experimentally picked because we realised we actually have no idea how to tell they're ready. Right size and colour, firm, but covered in spines which I wasn't expecting. There are tomatoes! The strawberries and rhubarb are about done for the year! Some of the potatoes may be ready (or just dead)! The garlic is ruined! The radishes are going nicely! The onions are swelling! The beans and cucumbers are creeping! The courgettes are teeny tiny! We have a few bell and banana peppers ripening! The winter veg collection arrived and Hel potted them all yesterday (120 plants arrived bundled as naked plugs into pressurised, modified environments)... though if I have haemochromatosis I'm not sure how many of the leeks, broccolli, sprouts and kale I'll be able to eat. Also after months of getting taller and taller but not being eager, the jalapeno plants have exploded into more than a dozen fruits each. The hot wax, fresno, anaheim and cayenne have a few fruits ripening through yellowy to orange. The tabascos are still lazy. A fresno was ripening but then started rotting so I picked it, rescued the few little bits I could and roasted them. Tasty, but not hot. I've forgotten the seventh variety again. No wait, rokita. They've got a few ripening fruit as well. The chilli food... it may have encouraged flowering. Hasn't stopped the fuckers growing upwards, though. Jesus. A weak soap solution (eg Fairy) sprayed onto the surface of the soil seems to kill the sciarid flies, though it may also cause the plants to drop flowers - we lost loads in the few days after spraying. Bearing that in mind, and also that after a week of almost no flies there are now billions again (larvae must've matured) we're going to buy some nematodes to tackle the root (ho ho) of the problem.

Author:	Cras [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:03 ]
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I've got early spuds all ready to lift, and some salad spuds that'll be ready pretty soon. Tomatoes are slow this year - first fruits are just about appearing. As always, I have tons of chillis, but it'll be another month probably before they're ripe. Shallots are ready to lift, I reckon - or close to it. If your potato plants have flowered and are now dying off, then they're most certainly ready to lift.

Author:	BikNorton [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:06 ]
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It's our earlies (well, they're probably maris peer, and we don't remember if they're earlies or not) in the allotment that have experienced foliage death - the ones in the growing compost bags at home are fine. We've got a fair few tomatoes on the 9 plants in the greenhouse, but only 4 or 5 are ripe/nearly ripe. The tumblers in the hanging baskets outside have fucking hated this weather - there's one tomato between the two.

Author:	BikNorton [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 12:11 ]
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Oh, and the second batch of chillis - another 40 plants - have done much better; much more compact plants (all less than a foot tall) that nonetheless are flowering. Hel planted those into final pots yesterday as well. We've put those into plain dirt and will chilli food them, rather than using growing compost, to see if that helps the fruit/foliage ratio. (I think) It's mostly the fact there's a load more heat/light than the first batch had.

Author:	BikNorton [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 14:30 ]
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Talking to Hel at lunch, apparently the tumblers have loved the last week and are now sprouting fruit. We're going to move them into the greenhouse now it's emptying of seedlings (and buy a temporary plastic walk-in one for storing chilli plants at the allotment!) to see if we can encourage them. Hel is convinced she's going to hate raw gherkin because she doesn't like pickled gherkins, despite them being a variety of cucumber bred for firm flesh (ie good for pickling) and her being cucumber's number one fan.

Author:	Cavey [ Mon Jul 04, 2011 17:46 ]
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First signs of tiny green tomatoes are present and correct at Cavey Manor - yay. (Feckin' late blight took all my plants last year, just as the fruit was growing really nicely. Have gone for grafted plants this year, in the hope that these are more resistant...)