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Author:  MrChris [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:28 ]
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I aintn't fat.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:32 ]
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I meant me, you dick.

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:34 ]
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Craster wrote:
I meant me, you dick.

But you agree with me.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:34 ]
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Yeah, but I don't place any value on your opinion. You should know this by now.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:44 ]
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Bik's really fat though.

Author:  myp [ Wed Mar 24, 2010 10:59 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Bik's really fat though.

I'm surprised he managed to fit through the double doors at Genghis Khan's.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Apr 06, 2010 23:08 ]
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chinnyhill10 wrote:
Image

Craster wrote:
I would be willing to call it the best case mod of all time if the docking bay had a sata port and the spaceship thingy was a sata drive caddy.

Author:  Cras [ Tue Apr 06, 2010 23:12 ]
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How would that not be awesome?!

Author:  MrChris [ Tue Apr 06, 2010 23:16 ]
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By any definition of the word "awesome", for one.

Author:  NervousPete [ Wed Apr 07, 2010 0:09 ]
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If I were to mod a case it'd be turned into an old timey barn with Robert Mitchum sitting astride of it attempting to reach inside its innards where two dolls of John and Pearl dwell fearfully within clutching the thousands of dollars in cash that is hidden inside an even smaller rag doll. Robert Mitchum would be howling and holding a flick knife, also there'd be the kindly old awesome adoptive 'Children Abide' woman sneaking up behind him with a shotgun.

I'd get so excited I'd forget to put motherboards inside and everything.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Apr 07, 2010 9:38 ]
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Craster wrote:
How would that not be awesome?!

I think if you're going to post things in the Belm thread you should be able to understand them first.

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:36 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
I didn't care for Up.

Author:  Malabelm [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:42 ]
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:(

Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:49 ]
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I know it's an opinion. But it's the opinion of a belmer.

It's for your own good. I thought you Emos were supposed to be all sensitive?

Author:  myp [ Fri Apr 09, 2010 13:21 ]
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Not enough vampire sex.

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue May 04, 2010 16:13 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
The Matrix Reloaded, if you take away the silly CGI in Neo's fight with a hundred Smiths, was at least as good, if not better, than the first movie.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue May 04, 2010 16:29 ]
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Malabar Front wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
The Matrix Reloaded, if you take away the silly CGI in Neo's fight with a hundred Smiths, was at least as good, if not better, than the first movie.


I stand by this, and will argue it to the death!

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue May 04, 2010 16:30 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
Malabar Front wrote:
Curiosity wrote:
The Matrix Reloaded, if you take away the silly CGI in Neo's fight with a hundred Smiths, was at least as good, if not better, than the first movie.


I stand by this, and will argue it to the death!


Too late: it's in the belm thread.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue May 04, 2010 16:33 ]
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:DD

Author:  Pod [ Tue May 04, 2010 17:08 ]
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Captain Caveman wrote:
'Belm'?

Not a term to which I've been accustomed, somewhat surprisingly, but I gather it ain't too complimentary. So then, 'Belmy' posts from me? Hey, where to start eh guys? 1,200+ to choose from; I am embarrassed by riches both here and elsewhere on the internet.



Image

BEEEEEEEEELM

Author:  Cavey [ Tue May 04, 2010 17:48 ]
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Hey everyone, I've won an award: 'Belmer of the Week'!

Aw shucks man, you shouldn't have. Do I win those two crisp tenners in Pat Butcher's mitts, perchance? :D

Author:  Pod [ Wed May 05, 2010 12:16 ]
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You get a licence to belm.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 14:08 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Ok, utterly, utterly stupid question alert:

Why can't electric cars recharge themselves? Surely it could generate more electricity than it uses, because using the electricity has to overcome the friction of the tyres on the road, but hooking up dynamos to the wheels wouldn't (it's just all spnning magnets, isn't it?)?

I know this isn't the case, but (a) why? and (b) IT SHOULD BE.


viewtopic.php?p=433278#p433278

The Craster Crown for Unrepetent Misunderstanding of Physics goes to Kissyfur.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Jul 14, 2010 14:12 ]
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That is some amazingly good belming, there.

Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:16 ]
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Craster wrote:
Ice Age was Pixar.

Author:  kalmar [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:27 ]
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NervousPete wrote:
If I were to mod a case it'd be turned into an old timey barn with Robert Mitchum sitting astride of it attempting to reach inside its innards where two dolls of John and Pearl dwell fearfully within clutching the thousands of dollars in cash that is hidden inside an even smaller rag doll. Robert Mitchum would be howling and holding a flick knife, also there'd be the kindly old awesome adoptive 'Children Abide' woman sneaking up behind him with a shotgun.

I'd get so excited I'd forget to put motherboards inside and everything.


Some awesomeness from Pete inexplicably lurking unnoticed in this thread.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 17:33 ]
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viewtopic.php?p=482027#p482027
Blucey wrote:
I bought the game yesterday despite only surviving twenty minutes of [Scott Pilgrim vs The World] (no-one told me it was a fking chick flick and the film was even more knowing and smug than Donnie Darko).

Author:  throughsilver [ Tue Nov 09, 2010 19:59 ]
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Wow. He's going on Ignore for that.

Author:  Blucey [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:16 ]
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:'(

Well I did only get through twenty mins before putting Machete on instead but I'll give it another go with lessened expectations so maybe I'll rate it then. Or maybe not. I've kind of fallen out of love with the movies generally.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:27 ]
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Ignore them, Bluce. Fight the power!

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 14:28 ]
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A chick flick?

WTF?

Blucey, lay off the LSD!

Author:  Blucey [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 15:29 ]
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Curiosity wrote:
A chick flick?

WTF?

Blucey, lay off the LSD!


It felt all a bit chick flicky (albeit only in the 20 mins I watched). It was all feelings and dating and stuff.

It may get a lot better later on - I assume it does from the near-universal acclaim - but I wasn't feeling it.

Author:  Zio [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 15:35 ]
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It does indeed have feelings and dating in it. And ludicrous fights. And much japery. And videogame references.

I loved it, can't wait for the Blu Ray release in these here parts.

Author:  Curiosity [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 15:49 ]
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That's just the set-up.

Once the fighting starts it's non-stop awesome.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 15:51 ]
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Blucey wrote:
It felt all a bit chick flicky (albeit only in the 20 mins I watched). It was all feelings and dating and stuff.
When you're in a belm pit, stop belming.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 16:33 ]
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I thought it was a 6/10 film. If I'd only watched the first 20-30 minutes, I'd have probably called it a 1/10 film.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 16:35 ]
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THE DREAM TEAM.

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 18:33 ]
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Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P

Author:  kalmar [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 18:35 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P


myp just doesn't post that much any more :(

Author:  myp [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 19:30 ]
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Dick.

Author:  flis [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 23:58 ]
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kalmar wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P


myp just doesn't post that much any more :(


L-LOL :DD

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 20:34 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
In reality land, some of the equity from the house will be going in to an armoured car - probably a Ferret.

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 20:40 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
In reality land, some of the equity from the house will be going in to an armoured car - probably a Ferret.

Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 20:42 ]
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Where's Decca's USB port post? That deserves an entry here.

Author:  Cras [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 20:45 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.


You conflated 'I want' with 'reality land'.

Author:  MrChris [ Mon Nov 29, 2010 21:09 ]
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Craster wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.


You conflated 'I want' with 'reality land'.


Is Mrs K posting on here or something? :)

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:56 ]
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Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Next time I'm just not telling her, and then coming home in an APC. What's she going to be able to do about it? I'll be in an APC. Then again, I've heard tell that not even 2 inches of steel is enough to withstand a concerted haranguing, particularly if from a multiple launch vehicle.

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:57 ]
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Why's that belming?
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Okay - this idea has been kiboshed.
Shock!

Author:  MrChris [ Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:58 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Why's that belming?
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Okay - this idea has been kiboshed.
Shock!

I sometimes wonder what would have happened to me if I hadn't got married. Presumably I'd be buried under a mountain of bad ideas.

Anyway - rights have been reserved for retirement.

Author:  flis [ Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:16 ]
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I need wife lessons from Mrs. K....

Ramsea: I'm buying a bike
Me: No you're not! *raaah, nag, shouty rant, nag*
Ramsea: gggGGGGGrrrrrrr, ninininininnneeeeerr, niaaaooooowwww
Me: Asshole
Ramsea: I need a more biggerer and fasterer bike. Maybe a ZX10R
Me: Do you want to die? Do you hate your children that much you're prepared to kill yourself and put them through that? Because if you buy a bike, I *will* kill you.
Ramsea: hehehe! Hey kids, come and see Daddies new bike!

I fail at shattering his dreams. I'm doing this wife thing all wrong.

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