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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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Yeah, but I don't place any value on your opinion. You should know this by now.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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Bik's really fat though.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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I would be willing to call it the best case mod of all time if the docking bay had a sata port and the spaceship thingy was a sata drive caddy.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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How would that not be awesome?!


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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By any definition of the word "awesome", for one.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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If I were to mod a case it'd be turned into an old timey barn with Robert Mitchum sitting astride of it attempting to reach inside its innards where two dolls of John and Pearl dwell fearfully within clutching the thousands of dollars in cash that is hidden inside an even smaller rag doll. Robert Mitchum would be howling and holding a flick knife, also there'd be the kindly old awesome adoptive 'Children Abide' woman sneaking up behind him with a shotgun.

I'd get so excited I'd forget to put motherboards inside and everything.

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How would that not be awesome?!

I think if you're going to post things in the Belm thread you should be able to understand them first.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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I know it's an opinion. But it's the opinion of a belmer.

It's for your own good. I thought you Emos were supposed to be all sensitive?

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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The Matrix Reloaded, if you take away the silly CGI in Neo's fight with a hundred Smiths, was at least as good, if not better, than the first movie.


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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The Matrix Reloaded, if you take away the silly CGI in Neo's fight with a hundred Smiths, was at least as good, if not better, than the first movie.


I stand by this, and will argue it to the death!


Too late: it's in the belm thread.


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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'Belm'?

Not a term to which I've been accustomed, somewhat surprisingly, but I gather it ain't too complimentary. So then, 'Belmy' posts from me? Hey, where to start eh guys? 1,200+ to choose from; I am embarrassed by riches both here and elsewhere on the internet.



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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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Hey everyone, I've won an award: 'Belmer of the Week'!

Aw shucks man, you shouldn't have. Do I win those two crisp tenners in Pat Butcher's mitts, perchance? :D

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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You get a licence to belm.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Ok, utterly, utterly stupid question alert:

Why can't electric cars recharge themselves? Surely it could generate more electricity than it uses, because using the electricity has to overcome the friction of the tyres on the road, but hooking up dynamos to the wheels wouldn't (it's just all spnning magnets, isn't it?)?

I know this isn't the case, but (a) why? and (b) IT SHOULD BE.


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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That is some amazingly good belming, there.


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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If I were to mod a case it'd be turned into an old timey barn with Robert Mitchum sitting astride of it attempting to reach inside its innards where two dolls of John and Pearl dwell fearfully within clutching the thousands of dollars in cash that is hidden inside an even smaller rag doll. Robert Mitchum would be howling and holding a flick knife, also there'd be the kindly old awesome adoptive 'Children Abide' woman sneaking up behind him with a shotgun.

I'd get so excited I'd forget to put motherboards inside and everything.


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I bought the game yesterday despite only surviving twenty minutes of [Scott Pilgrim vs The World] (no-one told me it was a fking chick flick and the film was even more knowing and smug than Donnie Darko).


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Wow. He's going on Ignore for that.

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:'(

Well I did only get through twenty mins before putting Machete on instead but I'll give it another go with lessened expectations so maybe I'll rate it then. Or maybe not. I've kind of fallen out of love with the movies generally.

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Ignore them, Bluce. Fight the power!

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A chick flick?

WTF?

Blucey, lay off the LSD!

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A chick flick?

WTF?

Blucey, lay off the LSD!


It felt all a bit chick flicky (albeit only in the 20 mins I watched). It was all feelings and dating and stuff.

It may get a lot better later on - I assume it does from the near-universal acclaim - but I wasn't feeling it.

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It does indeed have feelings and dating in it. And ludicrous fights. And much japery. And videogame references.

I loved it, can't wait for the Blu Ray release in these here parts.


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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That's just the set-up.

Once the fighting starts it's non-stop awesome.

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It felt all a bit chick flicky (albeit only in the 20 mins I watched). It was all feelings and dating and stuff.
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I thought it was a 6/10 film. If I'd only watched the first 20-30 minutes, I'd have probably called it a 1/10 film.

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Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P

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Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P


myp just doesn't post that much any more :(


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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Hah! How is this thread not 100 pages long already? :P


myp just doesn't post that much any more :(


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In reality land, some of the equity from the house will be going in to an armoured car - probably a Ferret.


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In reality land, some of the equity from the house will be going in to an armoured car - probably a Ferret.

Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.

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Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.


You conflated 'I want' with 'reality land'.


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Why's that belming? I want an armoured car! We're selling up and buying a cheaper but larger house elsewhere, and some of the money's going into protection against the zombie-pocolypse. That's just common sense, man.


You conflated 'I want' with 'reality land'.


Is Mrs K posting on here or something? :)

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Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Next time I'm just not telling her, and then coming home in an APC. What's she going to be able to do about it? I'll be in an APC. Then again, I've heard tell that not even 2 inches of steel is enough to withstand a concerted haranguing, particularly if from a multiple launch vehicle.

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Why's that belming?
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Okay - this idea has been kiboshed.
Shock!


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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
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Why's that belming?
Mr Kissyfur wrote:
Okay - this idea has been kiboshed.
Shock!

I sometimes wonder what would have happened to me if I hadn't got married. Presumably I'd be buried under a mountain of bad ideas.

Anyway - rights have been reserved for retirement.

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I need wife lessons from Mrs. K....

Ramsea: I'm buying a bike
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Ramsea: I need a more biggerer and fasterer bike. Maybe a ZX10R
Me: Do you want to die? Do you hate your children that much you're prepared to kill yourself and put them through that? Because if you buy a bike, I *will* kill you.
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