The most belmingest things said on Beex

Malabelm · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:19

To be fair, a bigger bike isn't necessarily going to have a greater chance of killing him. His ZX-6R will more than suffice for that.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

flis wrote:

I need wife lessons from Mrs. K....

Ramsea: I'm buying a bike
Me: No you're not! *raaah, nag, shouty rant, nag*
Ramsea: gggGGGGGrrrrrrr, ninininininnneeeeerr, niaaaooooowwww
Me: Asshole
Ramsea: I need a more biggerer and fasterer bike. Maybe a ZX10R
Me: Do you want to die? Do you hate your children that much you're prepared to kill yourself and put them through that? Because if you buy a bike, I *will* kill you.
Ramsea: hehehe! Hey kids, come and see Daddies new bike!

I fail at shattering his dreams. I'm doing this wife thing all wrong.

Clearly I need husband lessons from bloody Ramsea.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:29

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

flis wrote:

I need wife lessons from Mrs. K....

Ramsea: I'm buying a bike
Me: No you're not! *raaah, nag, shouty rant, nag*
Ramsea: gggGGGGGrrrrrrr, ninininininnneeeeerr, niaaaooooowwww
Me: Asshole
Ramsea: I need a more biggerer and fasterer bike. Maybe a ZX10R
Me: Do you want to die? Do you hate your children that much you're prepared to kill yourself and put them through that? Because if you buy a bike, I *will* kill you.
Ramsea: hehehe! Hey kids, come and see Daddies new bike!

I fail at shattering his dreams. I'm doing this wife thing all wrong.

Clearly I need husband lessons from bloody Ramsea.

I keep reading your Xmas moniker as Christ Mast Reefer. I know you're capable of being a biblical dope, but still...

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

I keep reading your Xmas moniker as Christ Mast Reefer. I know you're capable of being a biblical dope, but still...

Hahahah! Excellent.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Don't do this, it will cost a fortune and you will still have an MGB at the end of it...

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6510

My brother-in-law had an MG with a little safety catch thingy on the gear stick that allowed you to flip back the lid to reveal a big red "overdrive" button. He never dared press it.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Trooper wrote:

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Don't do this, it will cost a fortune and you will still have an MGB at the end of it...

Before his current TR4a, dad restored an MGB. It was not particularly costly - cars are plentiful and relatively cheap, and the parts are readily available (both second hand and newly manufactured) and not particularly expensive. I did drive it around a fair bit before he sold it and it was a nice car.

Father in law is restoring a Herald, of all things.

Squirt - dad's MGB had an overdrive button - all it is is an extra gear, effectively.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

All that did was make it go slower. I had one of those too

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:45

Trooper wrote:

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Don't do this, it will cost a fortune and you will still have an MGB at the end of it...

Yes, get something that was halfway decent to start with ferchrissakes.

Hmmm, how about a Lotus Elan?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:45

I would rev the engine, say 'Engage Overdrive', flick the panel open, and then press the button.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

DBSnappa wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Don't do this, it will cost a fortune and you will still have an MGB at the end of it...

Yes, get something that was halfway decent to start with ferchrissakes.

Hmmm, how about a Lotus Elan?

They're not exactly cheap, nor cheap to restore. I want something that's going to be a mechanical hobby, not an investment.

That said, I'm planning on upgrading whatever it is with a larger engine, better suspension/brakes etc. I'm tempted by a Midget, as they're cute. A TR6 may be a go, or a Spitfire - the large engine bays give scope for improvement.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

DBSnappa wrote:

Trooper wrote:

Mr ChristmastreeFir wrote:

Okay - this idea has, unsurprisingly, been kiboshed. I'm allowed an MGB to restore though. Hardly the same bloody thing.

Don't do this, it will cost a fortune and you will still have an MGB at the end of it...

Yes, get something that was halfway decent to start with ferchrissakes.

Hmmm, how about a Lotus Elan?

They're not exactly cheap, nor cheap to restore. I want something that's going to be a mechanical hobby, not an investment.

That said, I'm planning on upgrading whatever it is with a larger engine, better suspension/brakes etc. I'm tempted by a Midget, as they're cute. A TR6 may be a go, or a Spitfire - the large engine bays give scope for improvement.

I restored a mk1 MGB GT with my dad for my first car. My dad restored an MG Midget for my sister, he also restored an MG Roadster and dropped a Rover V8 into it, so I speak with a little bit of knowledge.

Don't restore an MG, they are shit.

If you care going to do anything like that, then build a locost or caterham or something. Choose something when it is done that actually is enjoyable to use!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:04

Changing the engine on anything takes it well beyond "hobby".

Dax Cobra?

devilman · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:05

Get a Delorean.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Grim... wrote:

Changing the engine on anything takes it well beyond "hobby".

Long term hobby, chap - I'm going to use this as a method of learning about several things, including welding, with the help of Dad and Father In Law (Dad restores bikes and cars now, FiL used to modify and rebuild cars when he was younger and is now starting again with a restoration on a Herald). I was originally going to make one of those "Locost" Lotus 7 copies, but the scarcity of the old Ford Escort 1100 donor cars has struck that out.

Trooper wrote:

I restored a mk1 MGB GT with my dad for my first car. My dad restored an MG Midget for my sister, he also restored an MG Roadster and dropped a Rover V8 into it, so I speak with a little bit of knowledge.

Don't restore an MG, they are shit.

If you care going to do anything like that, then build a locost or caterham or something. Choose something when it is done that actually is enjoyable to use

YMMV, of course, but dad and I both liked the MGB. Prefer the TR4a, of course...

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:23

I think we're veering well away from the threat topic (though it could be argued that...)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

While Chris is posting, it's on topic.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 14:04

Curiositree wrote:

I think we're veering well away from the threat topic (though it could be argued that...)

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 14:28

Does belming in the belm thread automatically mean it's one of the most belmingest things said, or do we have to remove the belms if they are not belming enough?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 16:50

Belmiest thing I've read on the Inderned all year.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 18:57

Quote:

Opinion is a defence recognized in nearly every jurisdiction. If the allegedly defamatory assertion is an expression of opinion rather than a statement of fact, defamation claims usually cannot be brought because opinions are inherently not falsifiable.

I am fairly certain that opinion is a valid defence, and wiki seems to agree.

Malc

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Malc wrote:

Quote:

Opinion is a defence recognized in nearly every jurisdiction. If the allegedly defamatory assertion is an expression of opinion rather than a statement of fact, defamation claims usually cannot be brought because opinions are inherently not falsifiable.

I am fairly certain that opinion is a valid defence, and wiki seems to agree.

Malc

Since such actions are usually civil, the well heeled celeb can usually make the accuser capitulate long before it goes anywhere near a court. Events of a few weeks ago prove that.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 20:23

You just go ahead and name some people you think are paedophiles, then. Remember, in your world you don't need proof to back up your slander. It's your opinion, afterall, which is ironclad and not uninformed and ignorant. Any rapists you want to pluck out either? Paddington Bear, maybe.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sat Dec 22, 2012 20:28

I have always thought there's something a little odd about somebody who likes marmalade that much.

Nemmie · **Joined:** 13th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 1643

That section on Wikipedia doesn't apply to UK libel law which is one of the most stringent in the world.

It even has it's own Wikipedia page. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_defamation_law

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:53

Dimrill wrote:

Remember, in your world you don't need proof to back up your slander.

Isn't it libel?

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 13:35

Yeah, but I treat this place like a conversation, so y'nkaa... technically etc.

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 13382

Dimrill wrote:

Yeah, but I treat this place like a conversation, so y'nkaa... technically etc.

You can't invoke the law of the land one second and then wave away using completely the wrong terminology the next on the basis of how you feel about BEEX.

Pretty sure 'how Dimrill feels about BEEX' isn't written into law anywhere.

Malc · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 19:17

I think legally I'm right, but someone with expensive hotshot lawyers might make it expensive for anyone trying it if they felt so inclined.

Also I don't think it's belm to be asking about something?

Unless anyone's worried that the Jeans company might sue?

If I say "Mr Xxxx commits fraud" who is to say what Mr Xxxx I'm talking about? Or even If I say "Famous Person Y is a murderer" who's to say that Famous Person Y isn't my affectionate nickname for Mr Xxxx?

Malc

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

You're wrong, Malc.

That'll be £250, thanks.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 19:44

Carry On Belming, starring Malc.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 20:25

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

You're wrong, Malc.

That'll be £250, thanks.

Don't forget my £75 conferencing system fee.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 21:34

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

You're wrong, Malc.

That'll be £250, thanks.

I do not believe for a moment you spent 20 minutes on that.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sun Dec 23, 2012 21:34

Grim... wrote:

Mr Christmassyfur wrote:

You're wrong, Malc.

That'll be £250, thanks.

Don't forget my £75 conferencing system fee.

And his appearance fees.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Thu Feb 21, 2013 0:26

This.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

I was reading back through the Minecraft thread and found this:

Quote:

Grim... wrote:

We need a

dimlie.

[edit]Oh Jesus...

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

I'm resurrecting this thread in honour of Saturnalian because just holy shit:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=10137&p=829177#p829177

( :kiss:

)

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

That comment is 70% tongue in cheek.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Saturnalian wrote:

That comment is 70% tongue in cheek.

So is my post above.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

Fallout is pretty shit tho', init.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Saturnalian wrote:

Fallout is pretty shit tho', init.

I've no idea, I've never played it.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

You should. It's a classic.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

Get in ‘ere, you.

MrChris wrote:

Airplane! really wasn't funny though.... in fact the presence of a Leslie Nielsen is almost as good a predictor of something being unfunny as a Will Ferrell or an Adam Sandler. Objective fact there.

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Sep 18, 2019 16:37

And to think I said I liked his miniatures.... Tsk.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16557

Wtf? Who doesn't like Airplane? Wronguns, that's who.

Jem · **Posted:** Wed Sep 18, 2019 17:35

I have new respect for MrChris.

myp · **Posted:** Wed Sep 18, 2019 17:37

Jem wrote:

I have no respect for MrChris.

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

I’ll tell you what’s not funny. The original Italian Job.

Malc · **Posted:** Wed Sep 18, 2019 19:12

https://twitter.com/HugdiSpencer/status ... 3008579584

How it feels to browse websites in 2019... pic.twitter.com/LeBN2K26RA
— Sterling (Spencer) (@HugdiSpencer) September 10, 2019

Just coincidentally on my twitter timeline (think it might be from the sequel though?)

Sir Taxalot · **Joined:** 5th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 4668

Malc wrote:

https://twitter.com/HugdiSpencer/status/1171487383008579584

Just coincidentally on my twitter timeline (think it might be from the sequel though?)

That's brilliant. And Leslie Nielsen was a don, and Airplane (or 'Flying High' as it's known over here) is a stone-cold classic. The sequel is good too.

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