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Mr Chris wrote:

Craster wrote:

To be fair, surely the shrapnel accelerates away from the blast point - so if you're right on top, you'll avoid most of the lethal force of the shrapnel, and instead only be hit by the percussive force of the blast.

Eh? The shrapnel will be pushed out equally in all directions from the grenade, including into whatever's lying on it. That's why his bag was shredded.

Yes indeed. However force imparts acceleration, not velocity, so if you're right on top of it, the shrapnel won't be going as fast. Or have I completely made that up?

Fair enough. Although you only get the full effect of this when you appreciate that Craster carried on digging long after the hole was deeper than he is tall.

We need quotes. I'm not clicking on one link.

I would like this thread to take off please, so it's not just my hapless lack of physics being highlighted

wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

KovacsC wrote:

wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

29 people in that thread. 19 still post, 10 don't.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/search.php?keywords=jeoy+deaocn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/search.php?keywords=jeoy+deaocn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

You know your post shows up first in the search list now, right?

KovacsC wrote:

wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

Most of them, I think.

Weird, reading that thread is like watching the first season of the Simpsons; it's the characters you know and love, but they haven't quite developed fully yet.

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those rubber things that can only be called "cheese food slices" as they don't contain any real cheese - they're far better than normal cheese on burgers. Oh yes.

Falsehood. Blue Cheese or Extra Mature Cheddar is best melted on a burger.

I think we'd do better to stick to things that are factually incorrect, rather than opinion

OK, we can settle this. I'll engage in a factual debate on the Internet and Craster can sit on a live hand grenade. We'll see who comes off worst.

I agree with Zardoz.

That never happened.

Captain Caveman wrote:

'Belm'?

It's an onomatopoeia.

myoptikakaka wrote:

That never happened.

It'w true. You have also agreed with such people as John Coffey, Grim..., Jonarob, Me, Wullie, Mimi, Mr Chris, The Gaywood, DavPaz, Craster, Kalmar, [I'm not reading 6 pages of Myoptika agreeing with people]

So overall, you don't have very many original thoughts.

Mr Dave wrote:

myoptikakaka wrote:

That never happened.

I'm quite sure that in my 25,000+ posts there are a few of me disagreeing with people, also.

This

(or anyone else that said that Two Worlds was anything other than crap)

Zardoz wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those rubber things that can only be called "cheese food slices" as they don't contain any real cheese - they're far better than normal cheese on burgers. Oh yes.

Falsehood. Blue Cheese or Extra Mature Cheddar is best melted on a burger.

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 16:54 ]
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Your starter for ten: this. Go!

Author:	Malabelm [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 16:59 ]
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We need quotes. I'm not clicking on one link.

Author:	devilman [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 16:59 ]
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This (or anyone else that said that Two Worlds was anything other than crap)

Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:00 ]
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Fair enough. Although you only get the full effect of this when you appreciate that Craster carried on digging long after the hole was deeper than he is tall. Craster wrote: Mr Chris wrote: Craster wrote: To be fair, surely the shrapnel accelerates away from the blast point - so if you're right on top, you'll avoid most of the lethal force of the shrapnel, and instead only be hit by the percussive force of the blast. Eh? The shrapnel will be pushed out equally in all directions from the grenade, including into whatever's lying on it. That's why his bag was shredded. Yes indeed. However force imparts acceleration, not velocity, so if you're right on top of it, the shrapnel won't be going as fast. Or have I completely made that up?

Author:	Malabelm [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:01 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Fair enough. Although you only get the full effect of this when you appreciate that Craster carried on digging long after the hole was deeper than he is tall. Hah, indeed. No harm putting a link and a quote, anyway. But yes, Craster is a belm.

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Author:	kalmar [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:03 ]
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But who is the most belmingist?

Author:	Squirt [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:04 ]
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This

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:06 ]
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These.

Author:	Cras [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:07 ]
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Grim... wrote: These. Heh. I would like this thread to take off please, so it's not just my hapless lack of physics being highlighted. As an aside, I'm still not entirely convinced, and am looking for willing volunteers for extensive testing.

Author:	Squirt [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:10 ]
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These

Author:	myp [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:14 ]
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Malabar Front wrote: We need quotes. I'm not clicking on one link.

Author:	kalmar [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:15 ]
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Where did that belming goose girl go?

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:19 ]
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Craster wrote: I would like this thread to take off please, so it's not just my hapless lack of physics being highlighted Okay then: viewtopic.php?p=216#p216

Author:	KovacsC [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:23 ]
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wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

Author:	Cavey [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 19:16 ]
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'Belm'? Not a term to which I've been accustomed, somewhat surprisingly, but I gather it ain't too complimentary. So then, 'Belmy' posts from me? Hey, where to start eh guys? 1,200+ to choose from; I am embarrassed by riches both here and elsewhere on the internet.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:25 ]
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Well, Craster is obviously the most belmingest I like cock. Although Devilman has a very good point.

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:26 ]
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KovacsC wrote: wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post? 29 people in that thread. 19 still post, 10 don't.

Author:	WTB [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:26 ]
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search.php?keywords=joey+deacon&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

Author:	KovacsC [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:27 ]
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Grim... wrote: KovacsC wrote: wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post? 29 people in that thread. 19 still post, 10 don't. Thanks, saved me using my counting stick

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:28 ]
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Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote: http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/search.php?keywords=jeoy+deaocn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search You know your post shows up first in the search list now, right?

Author:	myp [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:29 ]
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KovacsC wrote: wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post? Most of them, I think. Weird, reading that thread is like watching the first season of the Simpsons; it's the characters you know and love, but they haven't quite developed fully yet.

Author:	WTB [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:30 ]
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Grim... wrote: Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote: http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/search.php?keywords=jeoy+deaocn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search You know your post shows up first in the search list now, right? I did realise that, but I can't be arsed to sort it out. Good dodge in the quoting, though.

Author:	KovacsC [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:30 ]
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myoptikakaka wrote: KovacsC wrote: wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post? Most of them, I think. Weird, reading that thread is like watching the first season of the Simpsons; it's the characters you know and love, but they haven't quite developed fully yet. About 19 out of 29....

Author:	myp [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 17:31 ]
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I'd say two-thirds is most of them. It's certainly a majority.

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:32 ]
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Zardoz wrote: Mr Kissyfur wrote: Those rubber things that can only be called "cheese food slices" as they don't contain any real cheese - they're far better than normal cheese on burgers. Oh yes. Falsehood. Blue Cheese or Extra Mature Cheddar is best melted on a burger.

Author:	myp [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:36 ]
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Author:	Doctor Glyndwr [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:36 ]
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I think we'd do better to stick to things that are factually incorrect, rather than opinion, otherwise this could just fall apart into endless circular debate and we already have over a hundred of those threads created each week. Also, I'm really interested in proving Craster to be the biggest belmoid. So, anyone else?

Author:	Dimrill [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:36 ]
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Facts, eh?

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:38 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: I think we'd do better to stick to things that are factually incorrect, rather than opinion As if this thread was ever going to be used for anything but saying "I disagree".

Author:	Grim... [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:41 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote: OK, we can settle this. I'll engage in a factual debate on the Internet and Craster can sit on a live hand grenade. We'll see who comes off worst. You will. Craster will simply sit on the grenade until he gets bored and wander off. Unless you meant an armed grenade, of course.

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:41 ]
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Dr Glyndwr wrote: I agree with Zardoz. myoptikakaka wrote: I agree with Zardoz. Mr Dave wrote: I agree with Zardoz. Dimrill wrote: I agree with Zardoz. Craster wrote: I agree with Zardoz. It appears we have a whole lot of belming going on here.

Author:	myp [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 18:45 ]
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That never happened.

Author:	Trousers [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 19:00 ]
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This was a doozie. I am sure I said something atrociously idiotic - I shall locate.

Author:	markg [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 19:04 ]
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Ah yes, "mobile phone breast pockets"

Author:	Mr Dave [ Tue Mar 23, 2010 19:08 ]
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myoptikakaka wrote: That never happened. It'w true. You have also agreed with such people as John Coffey, Grim..., Jonarob, Me, Wullie, Mimi, Mr Chris, The Gaywood, DavPaz, Craster, Kalmar, [I'm not reading 6 pages of Myoptika agreeing with people] So overall, you don't have very many original thoughts.