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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 16:54 
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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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(or anyone else that said that Two Worlds was anything other than crap)

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Fair enough. Although you only get the full effect of this when you appreciate that Craster carried on digging long after the hole was deeper than he is tall.

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To be fair, surely the shrapnel accelerates away from the blast point - so if you're right on top, you'll avoid most of the lethal force of the shrapnel, and instead only be hit by the percussive force of the blast.


Eh? The shrapnel will be pushed out equally in all directions from the grenade, including into whatever's lying on it. That's why his bag was shredded.


Yes indeed. However force imparts acceleration, not velocity, so if you're right on top of it, the shrapnel won't be going as fast. Or have I completely made that up?


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Fair enough. Although you only get the full effect of this when you appreciate that Craster carried on digging long after the hole was deeper than he is tall.


Hah, indeed. No harm putting a link and a quote, anyway. But yes, Craster is a belm.


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But who is the most belmingist?


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Heh.

I would like this thread to take off please, so it's not just my hapless lack of physics being highlighted.

As an aside, I'm still not entirely convinced, and am looking for willing volunteers for extensive testing.

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Where did that belming goose girl go?


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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Craster wrote:
I would like this thread to take off please, so it's not just my hapless lack of physics being highlighted

Okay then: viewtopic.php?p=216#p216

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wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

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Well, Craster is obviously the most belmingest

I like cock.

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wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

29 people in that thread. 19 still post, 10 don't.

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Grim... wrote:
KovacsC wrote:
wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

29 people in that thread. 19 still post, 10 don't.



Thanks, saved me using my counting stick :)

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KovacsC wrote:
wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

Most of them, I think.

Weird, reading that thread is like watching the first season of the Simpsons; it's the characters you know and love, but they haven't quite developed fully yet.

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Grim... wrote:
Wogan'sTrouserBulge wrote:
http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/forum/search.php?keywords=jeoy+deaocn&terms=all&author=&sc=1&sf=all&sk=t&sd=d&sr=posts&st=0&ch=300&t=0&submit=Search

You know your post shows up first in the search list now, right?


I did realise that, but I can't be arsed to sort it out. Good dodge in the quoting, though. :hat:


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KovacsC wrote:
wow, that was lookign at history.... how many from that thread still post?

Most of them, I think.

Weird, reading that thread is like watching the first season of the Simpsons; it's the characters you know and love, but they haven't quite developed fully yet.


About 19 out of 29....

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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I'd say two-thirds is most of them. It's certainly a majority.

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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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I think we'd do better to stick to things that are factually incorrect, rather than opinion, otherwise this could just fall apart into endless circular debate and we already have over a hundred of those threads created each week. Also, I'm really interested in proving Craster to be the biggest belmoid.

So, anyone else?


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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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 Post subject: Re: The most belmingest things said on Beex
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I think we'd do better to stick to things that are factually incorrect, rather than opinion
As if this thread was ever going to be used for anything but saying "I disagree".

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OK, we can settle this. I'll engage in a factual debate on the Internet and Craster can sit on a live hand grenade. We'll see who comes off worst.


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OK, we can settle this. I'll engage in a factual debate on the Internet and Craster can sit on a live hand grenade. We'll see who comes off worst.

You will.
Craster will simply sit on the grenade until he gets bored and wander off.

Unless you meant an armed grenade, of course.

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Dr Glyndwr wrote:
I agree with Zardoz.
myoptikakaka wrote:
I agree with Zardoz.
Mr Dave wrote:
I agree with Zardoz.
Dimrill wrote:
I agree with Zardoz.
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I agree with Zardoz.

It appears we have a whole lot of belming going on here.


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This was a doozie.

I am sure I said something atrociously idiotic - I shall locate.

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That never happened.

It'w true. You have also agreed with such people as John Coffey, Grim..., Jonarob, Me, Wullie, Mimi, Mr Chris, The Gaywood, DavPaz, Craster, Kalmar, [I'm not reading 6 pages of Myoptika agreeing with people]

So overall, you don't have very many original thoughts. :p


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Idiot Trousers "correcting" Grim...

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'Belm'?

Not a term to which I've been accustomed, somewhat surprisingly, but I gather it ain't too complimentary. So then, 'Belmy' posts from me? Hey, where to start eh guys? 1,200+ to choose from; I am embarrassed by riches both here and elsewhere on the internet.

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'Belm'?
It's an onomatopoeia.

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Wullie wrote:
Captain Caveman wrote:
'Belm'?
It's an onomatopoeia.


'onomatopoeia' - fabulous word, not heard that term before. :)

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Mr Dave wrote:
myoptikakaka wrote:
That never happened.

It'w true. You have also agreed with such people as John Coffey, Grim..., Jonarob, Me, Wullie, Mimi, Mr Chris, The Gaywood, DavPaz, Craster, Kalmar, [I'm not reading 6 pages of Myoptika agreeing with people]

So overall, you don't have very many original thoughts. :p

I'm quite sure that in my 25,000+ posts there are a few of me disagreeing with people, also.

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myoptikakaka wrote:
Mr Dave wrote:
myoptikakaka wrote:
That never happened.

It'w true. You have also agreed with such people as John Coffey, Grim..., Jonarob, Me, Wullie, Mimi, Mr Chris, The Gaywood, DavPaz, Craster, Kalmar, [I'm not reading 6 pages of Myoptika agreeing with people]

So overall, you don't have very many original thoughts. :p

I'm quite sure that in my 25,000+ posts there are a few of me disagreeing with people, also.

That could almost qualify as one of them!

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I disagree.


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This

(or anyone else that said that Two Worlds was anything other than crap)

Ah! So the Dimrill and Dave Duet of Wrongosity is now a Triumvirate I see!

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Those rubber things that can only be called "cheese food slices" as they don't contain any real cheese - they're far better than normal cheese on burgers. Oh yes.

Falsehood. Blue Cheese or Extra Mature Cheddar is best melted on a burger.

Get fucked. I'm right. Even Mr Dave agrees with me.

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