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MaliA
 Post subject: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:41 
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I really don't know what to say but this is just down the road from Mali Towers and I BET I am aquainted with him.

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:44 
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Dear BBC News 12-year-olds, chainsaws don't have "blades" they have a bar and chain. Hence the name.
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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:48 
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Um... The chain is the blade.
They're right to refer to is as such.

Um, citation, er...

http://www.google.co.uk/products?q=chai ... a=N&tab=wf

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:51 
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Grim... wrote:
http://www.google.co.uk/products?q=chai ... a=N&tab=wf


This is wrong. It should be "45cm BAR" etc.
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Cras
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:51 
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And Jason didn't use a chainsaw.

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Grim...
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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The bar is the bit that the blade/chain goes around, no?

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:57 
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You don't really saw with them either.

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Cras
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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All irrelevant, because Jason didn't use a chainsaw.

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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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Grim: Yes, that's the bar (guidebar). The chain goes around it. Attached to the chain are cutting surfaces which you could call blades. But in the context they've used the word, it's wrong.

Did they mean Leatherface?
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MaliA
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:02 
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kalmar wrote:
Grim: Yes, that's the bar (guidebar). The chain goes around it. Attached to the chain are cutting surfaces which you could call blades. But in the context they've used the word, it's wrong.

Did they mean Leatherface?


How would I know?

Ask them.

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MrD
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:02 
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Maybe he was holding it for Leatherface.

Or he was going as Noseybonk.
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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Also: "A Thames Valley Police spokesman said: "He was warned about his actions and told he faced arrest or a fixed penalty notice if he did not turn the saw off."

Arrest for what? Noise pollution?
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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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Maybe he was holding it for Leatherface.

Or he was going as Noseybonk.
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Runcle
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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can some special picture bloke do that picture with loads of them running towards the screen, could quite possibly the most scariest thing since the lumiere brothers scared the bejesus out of the first cinemagoers with a train going towards them.
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Zardoz
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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Runcle if anyone does do that I will ban them and you for suggesting it.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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I would shop the head onto the bouncing booby executioners from The Meaning of Life, but I don't want to tread on Dr A's exquisite toes.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:09 
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kalmar wrote:
Arrest for what? Noise pollution?

Being a terrorist, silly.
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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:15 
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Miserable buggers.

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MrChris
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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At least that stripper is still allowed to wield his truncheon in public, though, so it's not all bad for public fancy dress.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:18 
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I thought a chainsaw had a bar, a chain round the bar and teeth on the chain.
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kalmar
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:37 
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jonarob wrote:
I thought a chainsaw had a bar, a chain round the bar and teeth on the chain.


100% correct, but Jason didn't use a chainsaw.
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Derek The Halls
 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:39 
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The Chainsaw and Hockey mask was largely popularised by Eminem wasn't it? Actually did it crop up in Splatterhouse?

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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I don't think Splatterhouse's eponymous ... Splatter...ever used a chainsaw*. He fought a possessed one though, as I recall, by intelligently punching its menacingly advancing blades into submission.

*Or 'Rick'. But I so rarely get to use the word 'eponymous'.

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 Post subject: Re: Friday the 13th
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*Or 'Rick'. But I so rarely get to use the word 'eponymous'.

"Christ, REM have mostly been a load of stinky shit since 'Eponymous'" is a good way to crowbar it in as a non-sequiter.

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