Even I don't know what the H stands for.

Even I don't know what the H stands for.

And yet they were never the same after he left.

Even I don't know what the H stands for.

You can *NEVER* have too many Steps jokes.

Well you have to stop after FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!

Tragedy.

This whole thread is Better Best Forgotten.

Broadly speaking, the ‘story’ of devolution in Scotland was owned, at first, by the Scottish Labour Party from the 1980s until the early 2000s, before the Scottish National Party (SNP) assumed control in the mid-2000s. More recently, ownership has become more competitive, with the Scottish Conservative Party belatedly expressing comfort with devolution and challenging the SNP’s claim to ‘stand up for Scotland’.

A poll now would be a leap into the void – likely to lead not to early unity but to chaos, because no one has worked out either the route to a United Ireland, or a plan for what that would look like. Neither is in the Agreement. It offers only the principle of consent and the trigger for the process of unity, through the northern border poll. Beyond that, it offers no route map, and only a few stray suggestions of the principles that would inform the structure of a unified state.

Without a process, a vote for unity would raise expectations and heightened tensions with no political mechanism in place for channelling them. The results could be profoundly destabilising.

My new DIY project is to make a crossbow...

It's just occurred to me that it's now illegal for the English to enter Wales. Somewhere, Edward I is not particularly happy about this.

"You might be in the strategically important oranges, but everyone knows it is Mayfair that gets the cash and ruins people!"

Mr Johnson is going to Scotland today to remind them of how much he loves them and wants them to stay. I'm not sure these feelings will be reciprocated.

Referendums on the future of the island of Ireland should only be held with a clear plan for what follows

Oh boy, these results mean the next few years are going to be fun!

Giphy "exciting constitutional tangles":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/gj6ycml2r6anyCdajp/giphy-loop.mp4

Those stickers are just for wankers who want to show off that they've driven on the continent, or to give the impression that they have, when they haven't.

Probably, but I don’t drive around with any broads in my car.

For years I thought the girl was driving the OutRun car before eventually realising it was set in a right hand drive country.

And you could spill your beer.

My Dad was "done" for drink driving (or drink riding rather, he was on a motorbike) when I was a kid - so any safety lectures were always given with a healthy dash of irony.

I do get properly wound up when I see passengers sitting with their feet up on the dashboard while in motion though - they clearly don't understand what would happen to their legs if the airbag tries to force it's way through them in an accident

Do you drive, Malc?

Those stickers are just for wankers who want to show off that they've driven on the continent, or to give the impression that they have, when they haven't.