MetalAngel wrote:
Mods please lock kthxdie.
Just change the title back and we'll use this for Bits & Bobs instead
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:40 ] |
| Post subject: | Bits and Bobs 17: The DavSpazening |
Mods please lock kthxdie. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:42 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 17: The Bobbining |
Shenanigans! Old B&B's 01 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=106 02 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1191 03 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=1662 04 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2135 05 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2483 06 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=2893 07 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3182 08 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3544 09 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=3876 10 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4206 11 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4458 12 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4650 13 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4833 14 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=4999 15 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5110 16 viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5257 |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits and Bobs 17: The Bobbining |
Poor DavPaz, you only just missed that!! |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:46 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
I know, I'm *GUTTED*. My day is *RUINED* |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:47 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
DavPaz wrote: I know, I'm *GUTTED*. My day is *RUINED* Good!! lol |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MetalAngel wrote: Mods please lock kthxdie. Just change the title back and we'll use this for Bits & Bobs instead
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| Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:49 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
No, you've earned it, I wasn't aware it was the first person to post on page 100, I thought it was just when it got there, the first thread created became the new'un. I don't want a falling out over this. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MetalAngel wrote: No, you've earned it, I wasn't aware it was the first person to post on page 100, I thought it was just when it got there, the first thread created became the new'un. I don't want a falling out over this. It's ok. I'm a hardier soul now. I'll just go and have a little cry and maybe a sausage sandwich, and I'll be back to spam again. |
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| Author: | BikNorton [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:28 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
I ran home at 4pm last night so I could get my parking permit and lodge an appeal against Saturday's ticket before 5... and as I walked down the street I met the Enforcement Officer on patrol. "Uh oh," I thought, "There's ticket number 2." I explained to the man, went and got my permit, and came back to find an envelope on the windshield. On which he'd written his officer number and a note to anyone else that I was off getting my permit so please don't ticket. What a nice chap. The man at Parking Services thinks my ticket'll probably be rescinded with a warning too. Which is only fair given I couldn't apply til yesterday, but still. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:39 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Through the power of magick, DavPaz is now the creator of this thread. Change the title to what you will. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Davpaz didn't 'win' though, Devilman did. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Why does the tradition have to stop? Because Grim... dun't like it? Can we do that now? Awesome! I've forwarded a cease and desist letter to Hideki Kamiya to stop him making games. |
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| Author: | myp [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Craster wrote: Davpaz didn't 'win' though, Devilman did.  I'll change it. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
I doesn't really matter who creates the thread, does it? I just click on the highest page number and start reading it. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:48 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Dimrill wrote: Why does the tradition have to stop? Because Grim... dun't like it? Can we do that now? Awesome! I've forwarded a cease and desist letter to Hideki Kamiya to stop him making games. I thin kit was because of my unacceptable spamming. I am a bad person. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:50 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Dimrill wrote: I've forwarded a cease and desist letter to Hideki Kamiya to stop him making games. Why? Because his games are better than YOUR FACE!!?!?! |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Ministry of Defence budget (2007/8)/ HMRC's total income (2007/8) * 100 = 8.2% Ministry of Defence budget (2007/8)/ HMRC's Income tax (2007/8) * 100 = 25% Numbers look a bit funny. Can't work it out. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MaliA wrote: Numbers look a bit funny. Can't work it out. Source? But remember other taxes exist, not just income tax. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:03 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Hunky Marines Rim Charles. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:04 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Income Tax makes up about 30% of the UK Government's revenue, so that looks about right to me. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Kern wrote: MaliA wrote: Numbers look a bit funny. Can't work it out. Source? But remember other taxes exist, not just income tax. http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/stats/tax_receipts/table1-2.pdf http://www.mod.uk/DefenceInternet/About ... ending.htm which also says: Quote: "In 2006/07, spending on Defence measured in this way represents some 5.8% of total UK Government expenditure….Government spending by in £bn for 07/08 as follows Social protection: £177Bn; Health: £103Bn; Education: £79Bn; Other: £46Bn; Defence: £34Bn; Public order and safety: £33Bn; Debt Interest: £31Bn; Transport: £21Bn; Housing and Community Services: £13Bn; Recreation; Culture and Religion: £12Bn
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Good that around 10% of the total annual spending is 'Other'. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:08 ] |
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Social Protection? Would that be 'Benefits'? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Condoms. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:11 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
The corgis aren't cheap to maintain. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:13 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
I guess it covers Police, Fire and other stuff too. Wait, that comes from Council Tax, doesn't it? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Kern wrote: MaliA wrote: Numbers look a bit funny. Can't work it out. Source? But remember other taxes exist, not just income tax. Oh, Tax. Skip to page 99.... |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
DavPaz wrote: Wait, that comes from Council Tax, doesn't it? A bit, but then council tax only covers around 25% of local government funding. much comes from block grants from the government |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:14 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Arg, my maths is failing me. 177 billion pounds a year on a population of 60 million? That's 2950 each a year, right? |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:16 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Which bit of it was Billy Bragg objecting to paying again? |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:19 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
kalmar wrote: Which bit of it was Billy Bragg objecting to paying again? £2 a month. No, wait... |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:20 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
DavPaz wrote: Arg, my maths is failing me. 177 billion pounds a year on a population of 60 million? That's 2950 each a year, right? 177 000 000 000 / 60 000 000 = 2950 Yurtis. |
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| Author: | Plissken [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:26 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Those corgis are vicious bastards. You don't want them to miss a meal, or they'll be dining on peasant. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:30 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Are they loud? They're small and Welsh so I'm guessing they are. |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:31 ] |
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DavPaz wrote: That's 2950 each a year, right? Get the infants back into the factories! They're not earning their share at school. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:33 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
"...the public cannot be trusted with physical ownership of games. " Discuss. |
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| Author: | Squirt [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:34 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
It's true. I once owned Buckeroo and I beat three people to death with it in a blind frenzy. It needs to be restricted to those who can safely handle them. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:36 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MaliA wrote: "...the public cannot be trusted with physical ownership of games. " Discuss. Yes they can. I have games and I have never lied. |
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| Author: | Curiosity [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:38 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Squirt wrote: It's true. I once owned Buckeroo and I beat three people to death with it in a blind frenzy. It needs to be restricted to those who can safely handle them. 
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:41 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
| A girl just walked out of the room with her skirt tucked into her tights. Oops.
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
DavPaz wrote: :D A girl just walked out of the room with her skirt tucked into her tights. Oops. I've totally got to come and do some work experience with you. |
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| Author: | DavPaz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MaliA wrote: DavPaz wrote: :D A girl just walked out of the room with her skirt tucked into her tights. Oops. I've totally got to come and do some work experience with you. You can hold the camera. 
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| Author: | JohnCoffey [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Please Mr SVP. Please ship my Radeon 4890 1gb 850mhz etc today. Thanks  BTW. Any one used SVP before? |
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| Author: | JohnCoffey [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Pardon my manners. Morning ! I would have edited my original post but this is the spam thread. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:55 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
JohnCoffey wrote: Please Mr SVP. Please ship my Radeon 4890 1gb 850mhz etc today. Thanks BTW. Any one used SVP before? I think Chinny will be along at any moment. |
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| Author: | JohnCoffey [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:59 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
kalmar wrote: JohnCoffey wrote: Please Mr SVP. Please ship my Radeon 4890 1gb 850mhz etc today. Thanks BTW. Any one used SVP before? I think Chinny will be along at any moment. Uh oh.. Why do I have this feeling he had a bad time with them and now I am going to feel the wrath of the chinster? |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 13:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Morning JC, Morning all. |
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| Author: | metalangel [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 13:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
I'm expecting more of a 'Sir Alan Sugar invented SVP, back in the 1980s. Ahead of its time, as ever!' |
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| Author: | JohnCoffey [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 13:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
MetalAngel wrote: I'm expecting more of a 'Sir Alan Sugar invented SVP, back in the 1980s. Ahead of its time, as ever!' I think he went off them and wrote a rant about them somewhere.. God I hope it wasn't them. There's nothing worse than feeling the wrath of chinny. I'd rather piss off my girlfriend and then go through the entire 'making up' process complete with lots of slave work (like being really nice to her for a couple of days and buying her coffee and donuts etc). |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jan 26, 2010 13:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Davs and Spazs 17: The Davening |
Chinny is awesome at make up sex though. His lipstick application being the highlight. |
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