Hallo, I'm new.

Tam · **Joined:** 25th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 159

Be excellent to me, yes?

I was actually terrified of joining this, but Davydd's bullied me into it. 2563 If there are any stupid typos in any of my posts, .know that that's Davydd spacking over the keyboard. he migHT SouNd Intelligent, but he's an idiot really.

So, yeh, hello, I'm Tam

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:41

Hello.

We need a Bill & Ted style welcome.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:42

Party on?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:43

STATION!

*ahem*

Welcome, Tam.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:44

Hello

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:46

Hallo, Tam. Party on, and that.

I proper love you.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:46

Davydd Grimm wrote:

Hallo, Tam. Party on, and that.
I proper love you.

Awww

chinnyhill10 · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 15695

Is Rit joining as well?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16560

Grim... wrote:

Davydd Grimm wrote:

Hallo, Tam. Party on, and that.
I proper love you.

Awww

begurk, more like. :spew:

Hello Tam.

Blucey · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 1780

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Is Rit joining as well?

hi Tam

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:50

How about

?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

hoyt and welcome :metul:

myp · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:50

Hello! Are you joining the BEEX WAGs group?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:50

Bwahahaha! Genius!

Da5e · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:50

chinnyhill10 wrote:

Is Rit joining as well?

Tam · **Joined:** 25th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 159

I'm going to dress up as Tam from Rodland for Halloween this year

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:52

Hello Tam. I work with someone called Tam. Are you from Bristol, sound like Lloyd Grossman, and a 32 year old man? If not, I'm not interested in anything you could possibly have to say, and I don't understand why you're here. Davvyyd Grriim and his kind aren't welcome here. We don't tolerate the Welsh.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:52

The things ladies have to do to get sexual attention off Davydd :rolls eyes:

Tam · **Joined:** 25th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 159

.. I'm from Nottingham, make high pitched squeaky noises half the time, and I'm a 17 year old lass... ?:|

I'll shuffle away quietly now.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:55

Well, do you know anyone who is from Bristol, sounds like Lloyd Grossman, and is a 32 year old man?

I'm getting desperate

Welcome to the forum!

Tam · **Joined:** 25th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 159

I'll try and hunt one down for you, and let you know if I get anywhere

WTB · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14497

I can do a Lloyd Grossman impression. And, I'm quite likely to bum you.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:57

But have you got Bristols, Jonny?

I bet Mr Dave could do a Lloyd Grossman impression!

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:00

Hi Tam, is your first name River?

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:01

GazChap wrote:

Hi Tam, is your first name River?

Or Simon? Or Gabriel or Regan?
</geek>

Tam · **Joined:** 25th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 159

Edit: Also, just know in advance that I'm a bit of an idiot ?:|

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:04

Good, our last one left recently.

[hides]

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

You'll fit right in then.

Hi!

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:05

Tam. Imagine that you're in a club and Davydd has said 'The others should be around here somewhere... stay here a sec, I'm just going to see if I can get a signal. Imagine that 'the others' have seen Davydd and you, and have descended rapidly to ask confusing questions and spread worrying lies about Davydd, in the hope that later that night you'll timidly ask "Davydd, do you really have a secret fetish for me wearing tartan slippers and carrying an umbrella?"

Run Tam. Run back to Rodland!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:06

Greetings!

myp · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:10

BTW, I like your use of the traditional 'hallo' rather than that bastardised version we stole from the Yanks.

Two BEEX bucks for you!*

* Redeemable nowhere.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6515

I know a thirty two year old man. He isn't from Bristol, doesn't sound like Lloyd Grossman and isn't called Tam though.

Hi Tam! Welcome to BETEO.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

GazChap wrote:

Hi Tam, is your first name River?

Or Simon? Or Gabriel or Regan?
</geek>

It would be amazing from my perspective if it was 'Tim'

If you have not used a timtam as a straw for a cup of tea, I seriously, seriously urge you to do so.

You get a TimTam, bite off two opposing corners (across the diagonal), pop one end in your tea, and then suck hard on the other end (fnarff) until the tea moves through the entire biscuit. After that you'll have approximately 3 seconds to get the whole biscuit into your mouth before it collapses from the inside out.

The result however is a magnificently melted biscuit that tastes like pure excellence.

You can also do it with penguins, but, it's not as good. Buy TimTam's today, people.

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:14

Well done. You've ruined one of the best chocolate biscuits with manky vegetable stew juice.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:17

myoptika wrote:

BTW, I like your use of the traditional 'hallo' rather than that bastardised version we stole from the Yanks.

It's not traditional though. It's a fairly obscure variant that was popularized with a fierce patriotism by the Daily Mail-types of the mid-late 1800s and early 1900s, largely in reaction to the popularizing of "Hello", and the fact that "Hullo" and "Hallo" were already in use for other, different things.

It's sort of comforting to know that Britain was already going "Oh GOD now what have they done, they have NO class, quick darling, let's all pretend that we've been using this CHARMING old-fashioned, proper French word for years now. Honestly, they'll never learn, will they?", as far back as say, 1850.

Tam, I hope you are paying attention to all of this by the way.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Grim... wrote:

Well done. You've ruined one of the best chocolate biscuits with manky vegetable stew juice.

If you don't like tea, try it with Milo:

myp · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:22

I agree with CUS.

CUS · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:23

Myoptika doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. BOO! BOOOOOO!

SteONorDar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:36

Oh, Tam's here. Hello! I'll not mention the goose.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:39

Hiya Tam.

myp · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:54

CUS wrote:

Myoptika doesn't know what the hell he's talking about. BOO! BOOOOOO!

I agree with - eeeeeeeeeerk *wrenched away from keyboard*

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:59

CUS wrote:

Tam, I hope you are paying attention to all of this by the way.

Will there be a test?

itsallwater · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:00

eh up me duck...

Where is the polar bear? I think that is probably the best/worst welcome.

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:09

It's here:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=466&p=13957&hilit=polar#p13957

Oh, Tam, please go here: viewtopic.php?f=3&t=448
And vote at random since you probably don't know who the candidates are, nor care who 'wins'

Dudley · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8679

I'm slightly lost as to whom you are. But I'm sure you're excellent.

So er... :munkeh:

AceAceBaby · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:19

hullo, Tam :smug:

kalmar · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:21

What she doesn't realise is that having wandered into the isolated underground base of survivalists...

Sheepeh · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 2320

Welcome to BeeX, Tam. The Emergency Exits are here, here and here, but remember to take the shears from the hook situated here as Dimrill's beard has grown round them. Hope you like Coco Pops.

pupil · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:06

I hope you're not one of those "Moshers", Tam? We don't like sorts like that round here, you know.

:metul:

NervousPete · **Posted:** Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:19

Yo-ho and Ahoy Tam!

(I was pretty addicted to Yo-Ho, Ahoy! at one point. Those cuddly pirates were very cute.)

Welcome to the board and all that! Hope you like it here and, um, stuff.

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