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Author:  Curiosity [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 20:49 ]
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I have received what I think is mine. If you sent me something from iwantoneofthose.com then it has arrived safely.

It is sitting under my Xmas tree, and I am unsure when to open it, as normally I'd not dream of doing anything other than opening it on Xmas day, but I'm in Ireland over Xmas and we're perilously close to our baggage limit for the plane (curse you, Ryanair!).

So I might leave it until I get back on the 29th, or something.

:)

Author:  Dimrill [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 21:20 ]
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Why do I keep reading this thread title as Secret Sex Santa?

Author:  Cras [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 21:26 ]
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Well that's your present spoiled.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 20, 2009 22:25 ]
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I don't think I've got anything yet, but I have ordered everything for Christmas on the Internet and have no idea what is and what isn't meant to be arriving.

Hopefully my Secret Santa put 'Grim...' on the outside of the packet, or I'll have torn it open and assumed I ordered it ;)

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:35 ]
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Mine has arrived, addressed to Malibu Stacey, and absolutely covered in stamps. Cheers, Secret Santa :DD

I don't know if things are wrapped or not inside, so I'm hesitant to open the box. I'll wait 'til Christmas day.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 19:08 ]
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IT HAVE ARRIVED!

It is currently a silver package. It feels like a book.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 20:47 ]
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Nothing here still.

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 20:48 ]
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Grim... wrote:
IT HAVE ARRIVED!

It is currently a silver package. It feels like a book.


It'll be a bottle of booze.

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 20:49 ]
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Malhumbug Front wrote:
Grim... wrote:
IT HAVE ARRIVED!

It is currently a silver package. It feels like a book.

It'll be a bottle of booze.

Nah, it'll be a Bible.

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 20:51 ]
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Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
Nah, it'll be a Bible.


I saw quite a good place in his new house for one of those.

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Mon Dec 21, 2009 21:00 ]
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Malhumbug Front wrote:
Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
Nah, it'll be a Bible.

I saw quite a good place in his new house for one of those.

The Heathen Cupboard?

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:10 ]
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Malhumbug Front wrote:
Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
Nah, it'll be a Bible.


I saw quite a good place in his new house for one of those.

We have two bibles in the house. A child's version, and a 'grown-up' version. We don't have, ooh, sixty*. Two is enough.

*I'm going to count them.

[edit]Fuck me, there are 68 on the top shelf. Five shelves to go :S

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:12 ]
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Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
Malhumbug Front wrote:
Th3Mull3dW1n0K1d wrote:
Nah, it'll be a Bible.

I saw quite a good place in his new house for one of those.

The Heathen Cupboard?


The Pit of Repentance. (It's underneath the On-Suite Bog of self-flagellation).

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:14 ]
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72 on the second shelf. I've given up now.

Author:  kalmar [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:15 ]
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No wonder it was cheap, frankly.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:15 ]
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Praise the Lord!

Author:  Cras [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:24 ]
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All those bibles are probably holding.....something......restrained beneath the house.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:26 ]
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Cras Cringle wrote:
All those bibles are probably holding.....something......restrained beneath the house.

Oooh!

Author:  markh [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:26 ]
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Built on the site of an old indian burial ground definetly. In Bedford.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 11:27 ]
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I bet they're all hollowed out and stuffed with dongs and coke.

Author:  DavPaz [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 13:47 ]
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Thems load-bearing bibles. Be careful!

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 18:38 ]
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Don't forget to post if you've received your gift or drop me a PM if you prefer. :)

Is there a thread about Grim...'s new house then?

Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Dec 22, 2009 20:32 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Is there a thread about Grim...'s new house then?


He posted a few bits but the one thats drawing the comments from here is in Bits n bobs 15 :

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=5110&p=356143

Specifically that all the books in this picture :

http://195.157.37.69/taypic/BBE090606_10.JPG

Are bibles
(although i wonder if he's including the ones under the coffee table)

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Wed Dec 23, 2009 16:53 ]
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Thanks Zaphod, plenty of room for BeeXers there! :D

Author:  Curiosity [ Thu Dec 24, 2009 18:46 ]
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Did everyone both send and receive something?

I did!

Author:  Malabelm [ Thu Dec 24, 2009 19:05 ]
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Clausiosity wrote:
Did everyone both send and receive something?

I did!


Yep. I can't wait to hear about everyone's gifts, obviously more specifically the recipient of mine.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Dec 24, 2009 21:12 ]
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Delivery GET!

Got carded by the Royal Mail so went to the sorting office at 6.30 this morning to collect a present from Santa (Beex Division).

Yay!

Author:  Malabelm [ Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:57 ]
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I got:

Image

A Futurama figurine.

Image

A movie quiz calendar.

Thanks, Secret Santa, heh :)

Author:  Kern [ Fri Dec 25, 2009 15:06 ]
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I got 'Operation' and a lovely card! It was beautifully wrapped too.

Many thanks, Secret Santa!

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Dec 25, 2009 18:55 ]
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Santa has been!

I think I know who mine might be from, but there was no tag, so don't want to ay in case I am wrong...

But I got an apple hat, which I failed to take a good picture of with my mobile phone. Excuse the quality of this and the awkward self-portrait angle, but my camera batteries have been pressed into other Christmas action:

Attachment:
Picture 4.jpg


EDIT: picture should be right way up, now...

EDIT: OK picture is bad, so let me explain. It is an apple, with leaves, and a wormy worm. Also, earflaps! Also still had tag on when I took the picture as I couldn't find scissors and didn't want to risk making a hole by pulling tag off.

Also, a book called 'Does Anything Eat Wasps?' Where various folks answer various 'why is the sky blue' type questions using SCIENCE. Things like 'why do rubber bands sometimes spontaneously melt'?

Also, I got.. Well, let me see if there is enough battery-age to take another picture, hold on...

Author:  Mimi [ Fri Dec 25, 2009 19:02 ]
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OK, even worse picture, but here are new bathtime chums!

Author:  Craig [ Fri Dec 25, 2009 20:16 ]
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I received a pocket sized Times World Atlas.

Cheers.

Author:  Curiosity [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:19 ]
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Who else got stuff? I can't open mine until Monday as it's in a different country to me.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 14:56 ]
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I can haz awesome presents!
Attachment:
118.JPG

A desk calendar for 2010 of happy yet cynical style humour, and a fine set of moustaches!
The desk calendar is full of stuff like a picture of two ninja biscuits fighting while the caption says "the crumbs remind them about the frailty of life."

Also: moustaches!!!!
Attachment:
122.JPG


Cheers Secret Santa!

Author:  kalmar [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 15:43 ]
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Santa'sLittleHelper wrote:
OK, even worse picture, but here are new bathtime chums!



/squints closely at the reflection.

Hmph.


Here's mine, although he lives on top of the computer rather than in the bathroom:
Attachment:
Photo on 2009-12-27 at 14.41.jpg

Author:  Wullie [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 15:57 ]
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As she's in the arse end of nowhere, Gill would like me to say thankyou for her Celtic rubber ducky, chocolate pint of Guinness & "a Where's Wally book only it's Bin Laden". She loves it all :)

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 20:59 ]
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Wullie wrote:
As she's in the arse end of nowhere

She usually manages to communicate with us ok, why is now any different?

Author:  TheAlbin0Kid [ Sun Dec 27, 2009 21:01 ]
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Also, my dad borrowed my camera and I haven't remembered to grab it back off me, but fortunately my present was one that I can steal a picture of from the interwebs... I look forward to donning my bowler hat and enjoying a magical televisual adventure at the hands of:

Image

Thank you kindly Mr Claus!

Author:  Joans [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 16:22 ]
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Snoans wrote:
The postman has just been, and after hunting through my emails to try and work out what I'd ordered, I realised it could be my secret santa present. :facepalm:
If it's a mug, I won't be happy >:( :kiss:


So, obviously it was a mug, and explanations/apologies have already been sent to my secret santa. Just to clarify, I don't have any hatred of mugs or anything, there just seems to be a lot of them here (and instead of sneakily breaking some like I said I would, I accidentally broke a wine glass this morning instead :facepalm: ).
Anyway, mugs are good, particularly when they are awesome like this and feature Penfold. Thanks (not so) Secret Santa. :)

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 16:39 ]
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I want to know who sent me a male masturbator.
Pervert!

Author:  Malabelm [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 16:42 ]
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I haven't a clue who sent mine. I didn't look at the postage stamp, either.

Author:  Grim... [ Mon Dec 28, 2009 18:23 ]
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I got a Land Rover book!

Image

Thanks, Beex Claus!

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 0:21 ]
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Enjoying the photo's guys, glad you all seem to have pretty cool stuff anyway. :)

Author:  Malabelm [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 0:34 ]
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Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Enjoying the photo's guys, glad you all seem to have pretty cool stuff anyway. :)


Thanks for setting it up, Jazzy :) I'll definitely do it again next year.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 0:40 ]
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Yeah thanks for doing this.

Author:  Curiosity [ Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:04 ]
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I got a super flying monkey that makes noises!

More info to follow when I get to try it outdoors.

Thank you Beexret Santa!

Author:  Bobbyaro [ Thu Dec 31, 2009 0:20 ]
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Than you secret Santa. I got some Science Putty! I haven't put it down yet! I just neet to remember not to put it on a remote control. :D

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