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 Post subject: Re: Learning to use a computer, or do something useful with
PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 16:43 
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 Post subject: Re: Learning to use a computer, or do something useful with
PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:49 
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myp wrote:
I was also told to take maths at A level if I wanted to work with computers. Cunts.

It's a requirement for many Computer Science degrees, so it kind of is. Depends on if you want to take/are capable of the 'academic' (professional) or 'hands on' (technician) route, really.

I failed my GCSE in IT incidentally, but it was all Acorn Risc PCs at school then, so no great loss.

So, yeah, still not sure of what to do computer wise.

EDIT: Probably a basic website, if there's no outlay. Yeah, that'll do.


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 Post subject: Re: Learning to use a computer, or do something useful with
PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 22:24 
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MaliA wrote:
If I can write an FPSMMORPG then anyone can.

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Images Representative of Actual Gameplay:

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Player characters abttle for supremacy in this persistent world FPS MMORPG

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Here, a player character is confronted by a higher level player character

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NPCs can be attacked to gain valuable XP. Significant resources were used to make NPCs act in a way as a human would and all have distinct personality traits which control their actions.


Butr do also ask "What you wish to learn" and "Why do you want to learn this". Them's the important stuffs I guess. That and ordering a Megan Fox poster.



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 Post subject: Re: Learning to use a computer, or do something useful with
PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2017 23:05 
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Anonymous X wrote:
I just thought, perhaps I need to improve my computer skills. I only use the Internet browser, iPhoto and iTunes on my Mac, and not a clue how to use or do much else, like set up wifi. Is there any sort of skills I could learn with my computer, possibly any that might help with getting jobs, for example?



So, what happened? Did he learn any useful skilz? If so, we’re girls throwing themselves at him? I think we should be told.

In my case, I had a couple of female staff give me a peck on the cheek for solving practical problems for them. And one female Director of Somethingorother who said she wanted to marry me after I found 5 years worth of work belonging to her whole team that had accidentally been dragged into a sub folder, that everyone thought had been deleted and that our IT services provider could not restore from backup because backups had been failing for weeks, but they hadn’t told anyone about it. Questions were asked at ministerial level about THAT cock up.


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