Be Excellent To Each Other

1 Ring to Rule Them All
1 Small Step for Man, 1 Giant Leap for Mankind.

Can't immediately get the third.

I small step for man, etc.

3 Blind Bears (see how they run).

Though I'm more familiar with 3 B M.

One ring to rule them all

1 small step for man, 1 giant leap for mankind

Edit: damn you all!

Is it just me that is teeth-gnashingly enraged by the missing indefinite article from that sentence that would have made it actually, y'know, make sense?

Alternatively "Eww! It's all squidgy!" would have done.

How about:

3 Big Boobies (Someone Has Total Recall)

Blind Bears??

King hell!

Bum, it should of been 3 B M. Me can't type to god

Will try and get some more for tomorrow.

He actually did say the "a" in that sentence. The mic is just rubbish. I learned this at NASA in Houston.

I'll have to look it up on the internet and see if the recording goes "one small step for [bzzzz] man, one giant leap for mankind" which would suggest that might be true, or if it doesn't and it's clear that NASA are just covering for the fact they sent an illiterate into space.

In fairness, whatwith the the 'Merikans speak, the word probably sounds like "One small step fra man, etc"

BBC agrees!

It it was a big issue they'd have just re-shot it, reckon.

67,800 S at O T.

Had this one on the quiz on Sunday night. We got it right, but it was only a flash of inspiration that saved the day.

seats at old trafford? im sure theres more now though.

Yeah OT is 76000ish these days.

A quick wiki check reveals it was just over 68,000 from 2000 to 2005 or so.

Right, now with the sheet in front of me here are some of the more interesting ones (because I'm sure every one would know 24 H in a D).

A P is W a 1000 W
12 B in a C of W
15 M on a DMC
16 N on a CC
21 G S
32 P in a C S
49 B in the N L
5 V in the A
625 L on a T S
7 Y B L for B a M
88 K on a P
C, L, & M the 3 S

As for how many windows on a advent calender I'm pretty sure Father Dougal opened a window on Christmas day so that is enough evidence for me.

A picture is worth a 1000 words

12 Bottles in a Case of Wine?
15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest
88 Keys on a Piano
Curly, Larry and Mo, the 3 Stooges.

21 gun salute

16 Numbers on a Credit Card?
49 Balls in the National Lottery.
5 Vowels in the Alphabet.
625 Lines on a Television Set.

32 pieces in a chess set?

7 years bad luck for breaking a mirror.

According to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_year, there were 364 days in an Old English Lunar Year.
That's all I've got. Sorry.

Even worse, it was 354...

I meant at the bottom, under the big heading Old English 13-month lunar year, where it says there are 364 days in an Old English Lunar Year.

Perhaps I should have been a bit clearer?

The awful thing being that I immediately thought of Lunar Year when I first saw it, went to the Wiki page, scoured it twice, and then gave up.

Obviously my scouring skills are pretty rubbish. That's why I don't do the washing up.

Sounds like Strategic Incompetence to me. "I'd love to do the washing up, but I'm so bad at it, in the interests of efficiency you should do it instead."

Sssshhhh, if Ange sees this she'll tell her and then I'm screwed!