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Author:  Jem [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:54 ]
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Re: cooking fires: buy one of these and put it somewhere you can get at it in a rush. An internet friend of mine fucked his hand right up after a pan caught fire and, in a panic, he picked it up and carried it outside.

Probably don't want to get that specific one if the reviews are anything to go by.

(Depending on the severity and the source of the pan fire, wetting a tea towel, ringing it out and smothering the flames with it can also work. )

Author:  TheVision [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:21 ]
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Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.

Author:  markg [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:32 ]
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Just fry stuff in water. Healthier too!

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:05 ]
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One New Year's Eve we were in a remote hut so built a bonfire outside. A friend decided to take the opportunity do the demonstration about the dangers of oil and water he gives to his scouts, but doubled the proportions he normally uses. A heck of a fireburst came out of the tin can. It's always sobering to be reminded how bad these things are.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:07 ]
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And how awesome flamebursts are.

Author:  Kern [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:07 ]
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Edutainment at its finest.

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:13 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.


This basically official Fire Service advice now - http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/YourSafety/Saf ... 5&T2ID=188

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:14 ]
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Well I need the poster for my kitchen.

Author:  Squirt [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:17 ]
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Actually, if it is 33% of all house fires, the government should subsidise Just Eat and the like, and save money in the long run.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:39 ]
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Maybe half the fire fighting gear on the engines and have a burger hatch instead.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:42 ]
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Fix it, @krazywookie!

Author:  krazywookie [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 14:09 ]
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Sure, I'll fix it.

If you fix Sim Beex

Author:  Findus Fop [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 14:24 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Well I need the poster for my kitchen.


But then in the same poster they're telling you to get out and stay out.

So the answer is: stay out and on it all night, eating is for wimps.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:45 ]
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krazywookie wrote:
Sure, I'll fix it.

If you fix Sim Beex

Sim Beex isn't broken.

IN YO FIZZAZE

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:54 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Sim Beex isn't broken.

IN YO FIZZAZE

Maybe "drunk idiots remove themselves from the gene pool with fire" isn't broken either.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:56 ]
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How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:10 ]
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Grim... wrote:
How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

Well that got real fast.

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:13 ]
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0-100 in two drinks!

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:14 ]
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"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

Author:  DavPaz [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:17 ]
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Grim... wrote:
"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

"Nearly"

Author:  Grim... [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:22 ]
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I just closed it a bit.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:24 ]
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I don't think I've ever tried to cook anything when I've got home drunk.

It's either grab something while I'm out for the trek home or eat loads of crisps or whatever once I'm home.

Author:  Findus Fop [ Thu Dec 13, 2018 18:31 ]
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A whole world new sartorial choices to be made for Kern.

Author:  Squirt [ Sun Dec 16, 2018 19:27 ]
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A medieval saga writer throwing some mad shade here.

Author:  Grim... [ Sun Dec 16, 2018 21:00 ]
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Racist.

Author:  DBSnappa [ Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:27 ]
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Well, it could’ve been “Grim..., the only mountain in Bedfordshire”

Author:  Cras [ Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:50 ]
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You're forgetting the monumental edifice that is Nadine Dorries' stupidity.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Dec 19, 2018 13:26 ]
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Craster is full of pastries.

Author:  Cras [ Wed Dec 19, 2018 13:45 ]
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Spot on

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Dec 19, 2018 14:51 ]
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Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Dec 19, 2018 15:23 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.

Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Dec 19, 2018 15:32 ]
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:luv:

Author:  Hearthly [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 17:39 ]
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I like Nostalgia Nerd. I also like the lass in this video.

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Author:  TheVision [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 18:15 ]
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Ha! That's me that is!

Also... I met her at Retro Revival this year. Very nice she was too!

Author:  zaphod79 [ Tue Jan 01, 2019 19:37 ]
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Octav1us Kitten - she was of course on Mr Biffo's Digitiser and you can find her on

Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz5Kx6 ... 9yLY1tnelw
Twitter : https://twitter.com/Octav1usKitten
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/Octav1us/posts

Author:  GazChap [ Mon Feb 04, 2019 20:51 ]
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Church Stretton, Shropshire:

Image

Author:  Trooper [ Mon Feb 04, 2019 22:08 ]
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Does that mean that Malia's real name is Yarg?

Author:  Kern [ Mon Feb 04, 2019 22:24 ]
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Mighty space pirate Yarg.

Author:  Zardoz [ Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:31 ]
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'Aaaaarg'

Author:  Malc [ Sun Feb 10, 2019 13:29 ]
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Author:  DavPaz [ Sun Feb 10, 2019 15:03 ]
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Doxxed again!

Author:  Curiosity [ Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:17 ]
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Bill Biss won’t mind.

Author:  Kern [ Sun Feb 17, 2019 17:15 ]
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A double spread in this week's 'New European':

Author:  Mr Dave [ Mon May 20, 2019 7:23 ]
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The hotel everyone wants to stay in...


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Alas, I Could not find, in the 3 or so minutes I were there, the place name written as shin-bamba, so you'll have to make do with his hotel.

Author:  Grim... [ Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:17 ]
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A rare twofer!

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Author:  BikNorton [ Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:22 ]
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It's that the feeling that sets in after a few hours and you've realised you took too many of the tablets?

Author:  DavPaz [ Mon Jun 24, 2019 13:04 ]
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ ... ed_man_on/

I've linked this as it shows blood and it's a bit distressing in context.... but... MaliA's there! At 9/11 Ground Zero!

Author:  KovacsC [ Mon Jun 24, 2019 14:22 ]
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Kern wrote:
A double spread in this week's 'New European':


I have a cult, awesome!!

Author:  Goddess Jasmine [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 21:18 ]
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:D

Author:  Cras [ Fri Aug 09, 2019 21:24 ]
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A twofer!

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