Be Excellent To Each Other

Yeah, but yours spell out A*A*A*A*A*A*AA. Zardoz's spell out EE. He's clearly a proper northerner.

7 Bs, 2 Cs.

Didn't care too much, and got the shit kicked out of me* the day before my exams started. Did quite well, all things considered.


*the eye-socket incident.

Of course, they've become easier.

I never made Grade 1 on the piano.

I made grade 1, but never made Grade 2.

Any advance?

Ooh, I can beat this! I went in to actual labour in 1 of my English exams. Talk about distracting! Then I did a chemistry 1 in the maternity unit and then my last English exam when the baby was 2 weeks old.
GCSEs are easier than having babies.

Christ! What did you do that for?

I was still a virgin come my GCSEs. Hoorah.

I did GCSEs before they had A*. I got an A, 6 Bs and 2 Cs I was really disappointed with my A, and most proud of my 2 Cs.

Malc

I think I got 1A*, 3 A, 5/6 B, 1 D.

D was in german where I did no work for 2 years, and the teacher let us cheat on the oral exam.

Jesus! You'd think they could at least canvass outside the school gates instead.

My results were directly proportional to how much course work was required. The more coursework, the lower the grade.

For teh lolz.

Don't try it at home kids, it's really not advisable....also, pay attention in biology.

Well played, you bastard, well played.

I'm looking forward to hitting 3000 now

3000 posts? How many notches can you record on one post? And how can you still be a virgin after that many notches!

Malc

I have no idea what you lot are talking about now. Matters could only get worse if sparrows turn up.

I'm going to go back to fighting chimps.

For the record I got 3 B's and 3 C's in other subjects then went on to get a ND (distinction) in Art & Design then a 2.1(Hons) Degree in Graphic Arts and Design. And a diploma in shut the fuck up you nerd.

Same here. I handed in first drafts for most of my coursework, some of them massively over-deadline. I aced the exams, though.

I didn't get any GCSEs as I didn't go to school. Went to college and got a GNVQ Business Studies with distinction, BTEC Computer Studies with distinction, and then a 2:2 degree in Internet Technologies at Uni. Then I garotted Rodafowa with my floppy cock shaft while I shitted the biggest shit in the world.

Do you have a hot key set up to write that phrase?

No. It's at room temperature.

Macro.

Costco.

If I'd been given the choice, I would have taken no coursework (besides the creative writing one that no fucker told me was even an option, even after I spent my every bloody lesson ignoring the teacher and jotting down little bits of dialogue and prose, with the occasional cartoon, for two years. Idiots) for anything, and done only exams. It would probably have bumped at least three or four of my grades up, too.

I always took the coursework at GCSE and A-Level, and always chose the lengthier essay assignments over the exams at uni, because I typically transform into a huge quivering fudd in exam halls and only manage to knock out two or three sides of writing in a whole shitting hour.

I graduated with a first, but it almost certainly would have been much lower if there had been no choice in the matter.

Yeah, I wasted a lot of time doing useless qualifications too.

Graphic design can be a bit of a money-spinner, surely. It's not exactly glam, but it's solid.

No. Because then all the other 'fail'-users can employ that as a loophole. I'd rather nobody used it as a noun.

Exam-markers can just drop the old-person text-speak, and opt for 'you have failed'.

I saw a sign for 'Mimis Nail Salon' in Crewe, but I was driving so couldn't take a picture.

I don't remember or care about my exam results

You say that, but even I would probably crack a smile if my exam results came back as "wtf?"

It keeps me in games, real ale and curry. I love what I do it suits me fine, I wasn't moaning at all. I was just saying that what I didn't get good grades in at high school I went on to study further and now it's how I make a living, that's all.

That and the handjobs.

Well that goes without saying.

Oh look, it's crunch time now!

Yeah, and I was calling it a waste of a life

I think Sinister's comments were more a defence of you if anything.

In that case I shall anoint him.

*splashes liquid about*

From henceforth Sinister Agent, you shall be called Champion of Zardozville.

Taken on the way home tonight...

I read that as "Dicks 4 Myp". Sounds about right.

Envy you in your 231bhp car doing no miles per hour

If you squint you can get an idea of where Trousers lives from the road signs. He lives near to Bnrnemhnm and Mdn Hrmnmumn and the M-kdlm.

It's like that nearly all the way home. Hence next car going to be a diesel Volvo or somesuch .

Some random fancy place in shoreditch.

And yeah, my terrible camera phone can't cope with the darkness.

One of the incorrect answers on 1 vs 100 tonight was "Kalmar"... couldn't get a screenshot though

Trousers lives in Hull - Trufax. I hope he means the shanty town in Yorksire and not the former Parkinson botherers cadaver.

Time stamp on the actual photo?

I don't think I have seen that since the 90s.

I know! What's worse is that I turned it on intentionally.

I like it.

WHY OH DEAR GOD WHY?

Waking up and hung over it's good to have a timestamped trail of evidence.

To be fair, neither can we: