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Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:15

JBR wrote:

Does this count?

http://www.grimchallenge.co.uk/grim-original/results.php

Mine would be the mixed team very proud of itself in second.

Congrats. But no.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Huh. I know two of the team that came first on the Saturday, oddly.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:23

When I was having lunch in Islington on Friday a van went past, it was small and brown and beige and had Gaywood written on the side in large letters. Didn't manage to get a shot of it before it disappeared up the road.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 16:27

DeckTheBalls wrote:

When I was having lunch in Islington on Friday a van went past, it was small and brown and beige and had Gaywood written on the side in large letters. Didn't manage to get a shot of it before it disappeared up the road.

Even writing his name on the side of the van can't make people care about Gaywood's kidnapping other than to get a humourous snapshot.

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3214

Cras Cringle wrote:

Huh. I know two of the team that came first on the Saturday, oddly.

Curses (to not counting). But gosh - small world!

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:36

Just passed through Cuppa Soup land and saw this:

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:56

You're an encrusted weehole.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 17:58

Fight me with art. Feel the art flow through you. Unleash your gush on me.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 18:00

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

My new tshirt disagrees

Zardoz · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 18:07

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw.

Don't care.

Dimvinterblot wrote:

I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

Falsehood. Stick a 2b up your tuppance and windmill on a bedsheet. Kick start yer sen lad.

throughsilver · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 6197

Dimvinterblot wrote:

Apostrophe fail, btw. I had no art to start with. I cannot miss what was not there.

If Nottingham Museum of Tits isn't art, I don't want to know art.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:03

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

No idea. I'm trying to find out

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:04

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

Looks like it puts shipping containers on lorries.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

MaliA wrote:

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

Looks like it puts shipping containers on lorries.

Aye, that.

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:06

It does this by firing lasers at them, right?

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:07

Klatrymadon wrote:

It does this by firing lasers at them, right?

Anti gravity lazorz

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:28

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

That's doesn't even look a little awesome to me.

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 12:35

Grim... wrote:

Klatrymadon wrote:

That's some Terminator 2 shit, right there. What's it do?

That's doesn't even look a little awesome to me.

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Come on if you think you're hard enough.
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BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10078

Grim... wrote:

Want awesome? Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Holy shit. Can we get one?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Grim... wrote:

Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Aren't those just stabilising struts, rather than actual 'legs'?

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:09

Cras Cringle wrote:

Grim... wrote:

Make the fucker walk: http://www.heavy-equipment-calendar.com ... -excavator

Aren't those just stabilising struts, rather than actual 'legs'?

They're both. It uses them to shove itself up steep slopes, so in essence it's walking.
Kalmar's contribution is almost as awesome, but it wouldn't have the same climbing ability.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

kalmar · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:17

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

Much the same as what happens when you put a human through it.

Grim...: mine has six legs and a 40HP hydraulic chainsaw on it. IT CLEARLY WINS.

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:18

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

It would snow the most beautiful white fur you'd ever see.

For about half a second before everything in sight turned blood red.

MrChris · **Joined:** 1st Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 30498

I like malabar's response better.

It does conjure up images of Canadians stomping across the snowy wastes in their walking tree strippers, taking seal clubbing to extreme and sticky lengths.

Malc · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:20

Malhumbug Front wrote:

Mr Kissyfur wrote:

Those log stripping things are amazing - massive tree down, de-branched and planed smooth in 10 seconds. I've been wondering what would happen if you put, say, a polar bear through it.

It would snow the most beautiful white fur you'd ever see.

For about half a second before everything in sight turned blood red.

Every Polar Bear I've seen has really quite dirty off white fir, and not the bright white fur you see in cartoons and stuff.

Malc

Malabelm · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:21

MalcolmAllYeFaithful wrote:

Every Polar Bear I've seen has really quite dirty off white fir, and not the bright white fur you see in cartoons and stuff.

Malc

I'm pretty sure being fed into one of those machines would turn anything a ghostly white.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 13:27

kalmar wrote:

Grim...: mine has six legs and a 40HP hydraulic chainsaw on it. IT CLEARLY WINS.

Obv the Walker could have a chainsaw fitted.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Or, in fact, six chainsaws.

YOG · **Posted:** Mon Dec 14, 2009 14:32

Yeah!

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

I thought this one covered DavPaz and his sock puppets in one go:

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Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Bobbyaro Ho Ho wrote:

I thought this one covered DavPaz and his sock puppets in one go:

You thought wrong HTH HAND

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 18:39

Bobbyaro Ho Ho wrote:

I thought this one covered DavPaz and his sock puppets in one go:

Attachment:

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Ar, Rathbone Place. I love that shop - it's awesome for late prezzies ;-)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Bobbyaro Ho Ho wrote:

I thought this one covered DavPaz and his sock puppets in one go:

Attachment:

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Brilliant.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

DeckTheBalls wrote:

Bobbyaro Ho Ho wrote:

I thought this one covered DavPaz and his sock puppets in one go:

Attachment:

22122009112[1].jpg

Ar, Rathbone Place. I love that shop - it's awesome for late prezzies ;-)

Hush!

@DocG: HTH HAND??

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Happy to help. Have a nice day.

Honestly - are you new at the internet?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 19:47

I thought it was 'hope this helps'. I've never heard of the HAND acronym before, though.

Dimrill · **Posted:** Tue Dec 22, 2009 19:50

Heard neither before.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38460

I has beenz recognised!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:48

You people need to spend more time here, obviously.

link

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 15:19

Attachment:

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There was a 'G', honest! But I was being herded along by people waiting to go to the tube station and I already felt stupid enough for taking one photo!

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 32619

Hahaha!

That reminds me, I saw this in the US:

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MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 17:27

That neatly sums up my Irish heritage and love of working in a food service based environment.

Cheer, bro.

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I'm really seriousl about my threes.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 18:48

Motherfuckin' three!

TheVision · **Posted:** Mon Apr 19, 2010 15:23

A certain someone was seen driving through my hometown on a rainy day!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Oh, good work.

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