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Jem · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:54

Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

Re: cooking fires: buy one of these and put it somewhere you can get at it in a rush. An internet friend of mine fucked his hand right up after a pan caught fire and, in a panic, he picked it up and carried it outside.

Probably don't want to get that specific one if the reviews are anything to go by.

(Depending on the severity and the source of the pan fire, wetting a tea towel, ringing it out and smothering the flames with it can also work. )

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:21

Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 14975

Just fry stuff in water. Healthier too!

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:05

One New Year's Eve we were in a remote hut so built a bonfire outside. A friend decided to take the opportunity do the demonstration about the dangers of oil and water he gives to his scouts, but doubled the proportions he normally uses. A heck of a fireburst came out of the tin can. It's always sobering to be reminded how bad these things are.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:07

And how awesome flamebursts are.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:07

Edutainment at its finest.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5402

TheVision wrote:

Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.

This basically official Fire Service advice now - http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/YourSafety/Saf ... 5&T2ID=188

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:14

Well I need the poster for my kitchen.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5402

Actually, if it is 33% of all house fires, the government should subsidise Just Eat and the like, and save money in the long run.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:39

Maybe half the fire fighting gear on the engines and have a burger hatch instead.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:42

Fix it, @krazywookie!

krazywookie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 14:09

Sure, I'll fix it.

If you fix Sim Beex

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 2398

Grim... wrote:

Well I need the poster for my kitchen.

But then in the same poster they're telling you to get out and stay out.

So the answer is: stay out and on it all night, eating is for wimps.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:45

krazywookie wrote:

Sure, I'll fix it.

If you fix Sim Beex

Sim Beex isn't broken.

IN YO FIZZAZE

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 31500

Grim... wrote:

Sim Beex isn't broken.

IN YO FIZZAZE

Maybe "drunk idiots remove themselves from the gene pool with fire" isn't broken either.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:56

How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

Doctor Glyndwr · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 31500

Grim... wrote:

How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

Well that got real fast.

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:13

0-100 in two drinks!

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:14

"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34425

Grim... wrote:

"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

"Nearly"

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:22

I just closed it a bit.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:24

I don't think I've ever tried to cook anything when I've got home drunk.

It's either grab something while I'm out for the trek home or eat loads of crisps or whatever once I'm home.

Findus Fop · **Joined:** 14th May, 2009 **Posts:** 2398

A whole world new sartorial choices to be made for Kern.

Squirt · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 5402

A medieval saga writer throwing some mad shade here.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Dec 16, 2018 21:00

Racist.

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:27

Well, it could’ve been “Grim..., the only mountain in Bedfordshire”

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47358

You're forgetting the monumental edifice that is Nadine Dorries' stupidity.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 19701

Craster is full of pastries.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 47358

Spot on

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2018 14:51

Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 19701

Zardoz wrote:

Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2018 15:32

Hearthly · **Joined:** 11th May, 2008 **Posts:** 11712

I like Nostalgia Nerd. I also like the lass in this video.

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TheVision · **Posted:** Tue Jan 01, 2019 18:15

Ha! That's me that is!

Also... I met her at Retro Revival this year. Very nice she was too!

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 13352

Octav1us Kitten - she was of course on Mr Biffo's Digitiser and you can find her on

Youtube : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCz5Kx6 ... 9yLY1tnelw
Twitter : https://twitter.com/Octav1usKitten
Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/Octav1us/posts

GazChap · **Posted:** Mon Feb 04, 2019 20:51

Church Stretton, Shropshire:

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 20216

Does that mean that Malia's real name is Yarg?

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Feb 04, 2019 22:24

Mighty space pirate Yarg.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:31

'Aaaaarg'

Malc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2019 13:29

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DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 34425

Doxxed again!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2019 8:17

Bill Biss won’t mind.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Feb 17, 2019 17:15

A double spread in this week's 'New European':

Be Excellent To Each Other

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