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 Post subject: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 19:53 
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The Super Scooby, the 1.5kg, 2645 calorie cardiac-arrest waiting to happen. According to Luigi Armato, 22, "you have to be a real man to eat one".

No, Luigi, you have to be a complete berk.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 19:56 
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Filton you say? Doc, Meaty, Egg, fancy a trip over the Bridge to That England?

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:02 
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It was sounding good up until

* Two lettuce leaves: 4 calories

I'm not eating that!


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:12 

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I'd probably want one without cheese and salad, I reckon those two are the tipping point and I tend to avoid them anyway.


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:13 
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Myfinger wrote:
Filton you say? Doc, Meaty, Egg, fancy a trip over the Bridge to That England?
Yes!


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:19 
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Myfinger wrote:
Filton you say? Doc, Meaty, Egg, fancy a trip over the Bridge to That England?

You've got those in the wrong order. I suspect that eating it probably goes something like:

"Meaty... hmm, egg! ... DOC!"


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:21 
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Mohh omlo!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:32 
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So nobody has beaten it, and the prize for doing so would be a free can of Diet Coke? GTFF. Gimme the meal for free, you cunts.


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:56 
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My biggest regret this year is that I had to leave Las Vegas the day before two of my poker forum buddies had a bet on who could eat a 10x10 burger from In n Out the fastest.

They stopped shy of the 30x30 challenge though.

Maybe Curio, Myp and Riles would be up for this next month?

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 20:59 
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This kind of thing is stupid. And horrible.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 21:13 
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What is the point?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 21:35 
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EAT.


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 21:39 
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EAT.
After the weekend I've had (http://penllawen.tumblr.com/post/199311 ... d-gluttony) I feel like I'm nicely limbered up for the attempt on this final summit.


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 21:49 
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Four 1/4lb beef burgers, eight rashers of bacon, eight slices of cheese, 12 onion rings, heaps of salad and three sauces. The burger stands at six inches tall, has a circumference of 13 inches, and weighs in at 1.5kg – the same as a family-sized roast chicken.


It's a meal in itself doc.



Also: Blech :spew:


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 21:52 
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Well, I want one.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 22:03 
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Grim... wrote:
Well, I want one.

:smug: You're so funny. And weird.

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No, I'm hungry.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
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Grim... wrote:
No, I'm hungry.


I thought you were Grim... ?

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I thought he was Poland.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
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TheAlbin0Kid wrote:
My biggest regret this year is that I had to leave Las Vegas the day before two of my poker forum buddies had a bet on who could eat a 10x10 burger from In n Out the fastest.

They stopped shy of the 30x30 challenge though.

Maybe Curio, Myp and Riles would be up for this next month?


Eating challenges revolt me.


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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:42 
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Heh :)

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 12:06 
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I'm trying to decide what to have for lunch and all I can think about is this.

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 Post subject: Re: Proud not to be a real man!
PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 17:43 
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It's just two burgers stacked on top of the other, surely? As in, you could take the top half off and still have a top and bottom bun encasing each half.


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