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Author:  JohnCoffey [ Sun Jul 10, 2016 21:19 ]
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Over the past few weeks I have started to have dreams that become physical. Last week I was sleeping during the day (depression) and I dreamed I was being shocked. I kept having huge muscle movement, enough to clear the bed.

Then two nights ago I was dreaming that my cousin Dan owed a drug dealer money. I was sitting on my bed with Dan and my brother came in and said that the dealer was sorted as he had sorted it. However, he then walked in and put his hand around my throat and I thought "fuck you !" and lamped him in the face with my left hand.

Then I heard Mrs JC scream and I woke up with a huge gash in my hand. Turns out it wasn't a drug dealer's face I had punched it was a pint glass on my bedside table. Got a lovely gash in my hand now. Mrs JC said that about five minutes before that I was laughing. I clearly remember that we had two new puppies in the dream and I was watching them scrap and laughing.

I'm going to go round to see my psych tomorrow, though I expect he will just tell me it's stress related. Been having lots of nightmares lately. I think I might go and stay with my mother for a week or two, just to get away from here for a bit.

Author:  Warhead [ Wed Jul 13, 2016 13:35 ]
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I went to my usual barber to get my ears lowered, but when I got there, it had all changed. There was a reception desk and most of the clientele were women. When I asked the receptionist what was going on, she said they had changed to appointments only and started suggesting days when they could fit me in. I told her I needed a haircut that day, And all the days she suggested we're work days, so I just said 'forget it,' and walked out.

The receptionist chased after me, trying to persuade me to go back, but I wouldn't.

When I got home, the Dalai Lama was weeding my front garden. I said, 'are you meditating?' And he nodded, so I didn't disturb him further. On close inspection, I realised it wasn't the Dalai Lama, but some foreign looking bloke. He left my garden and began walking away, looking confused. I asked him where he was going and he managed to tell me, in very poor English, of some place in Europe, and didn't seem to understand that he was in England.

I asked him if he'd been dropped off from a boat and left to fend for himself, and he nodded, but tried to get away. I said I needed to take him to a police station, as he appeared to have been smuggled in to the country and abandoned, but he kept trying to get away from me and eventually I lost sight of him in a crowd.

FIN

Author:  Mimi [ Wed Jul 13, 2016 13:37 ]
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Bloody Brexit.

Author:  Mr Dave [ Wed Jul 13, 2016 13:58 ]
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Makes much more sense when you realise that this isn't the Nay thread, as you thought you'd entered.

Author:  JohnCoffey [ Thu Jul 21, 2016 23:37 ]
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And there was me thinking it was over :(

Last night I had a dream that some one attacked me in the street. So I grabbed at him and was holding him and at the same time hooking my foot around the bottom of his leg trying to push him over.

Turns out I was kicking my wife.

Might need to go see the doc about this. Thankfully I did not hurt her but it scared the shit out of her :(

Author:  Mimi [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:08 ]
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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 9:29 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.

Author:  TheVision [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:18 ]
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Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


Good memory Russell!

Author:  Mr Russell [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 11:20 ]
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TheVision wrote:
Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


Good memory Russell!

That's one of the first times I'll be accused of that. My memory is normally crap.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:33 ]
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I was hiking the Trans-Siberian railway with some friends. At one point I say that I'm determined to do the whole 8,000, but others might stop at 6. The route involves going through a lot of suburban houses. Mr Putin is tagging behind us, trying to join our group, but he gets annoying and we try to find ways to shake him off.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:31 ]
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I had a dream about the cottage. We were playing a huge game of Balderdash and Craster gave the funniest answer. Then I was trying to help Grim... Find some questions he'd set and hidden under some huge king size mattress but he flipped it over not knowing I was there and the weight was crushing me. I was calling for help but though Grim... Was trying to lift the mattress back up he was lifting the wrong end, pivoting all of the weight onto me.

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying start.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 7:31 ]
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I had a dream about the cottage. We were playing a huge game of Balderdash and Craster gave the funniest answer. Then I was trying to help Grim... Find some questions he'd set and hidden under some huge king size mattress but he flipped it over not knowing I was there and the weight was crushing me. I was calling for help but though Grim... Was trying to lift the mattress back up he was lifting the wrong end, pivoting all of the weight onto me.

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying start.

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:36 ]
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I have no memory of making this sound, and Mimi cannot imitate it, so it is forever a mystery,

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:52 ]
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It sounded like a gunshot!

Author:  Mr Russell [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:19 ]
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Like, gatling gun, right?

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 11:19 ]
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Like a 'pchuut', really loud.

Author:  DavPaz [ Thu Sep 01, 2016 18:37 ]
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Sneeze

Author:  Squirt [ Fri Sep 02, 2016 10:34 ]
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I dreamt Emma Thompson had died. I was quite upset. :(

Author:  Grim... [ Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:36 ]
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I dreamt I was "in" Fallout 4 in some big city but Craster gave too much blood to a doctor to make up for the fact that he accidentally called her stupid and then because he had not enough blood he acted all drunk and fell over and broke his arm and then I had to fire him and he wouldn't be able to be in Hell's Kitchen any more.

Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Sep 02, 2016 11:44 ]
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Mimi wrote:

At another part of the night Russell made a loud noise just like a gunshot which woke me up with a terrifying fart.


How I read that.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 7:18 ]
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Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

I dreamt that it was the summer holidays and Russell and I were staying with his dad and his dad's girlfriend, but that everything was very rigid and tense there, so difficult with a baby.

After a while I could take no more, as it wasn't fair in Darwin. DBSnapper had a five or six year old daughter, so we went to spend summer with him, whilst Russell stayed on with his dad. DB's daughter liked playing with Darwin, DB was an ace cook. All was happy except I was only seeing Russell once every week or two because he was stuck at the other end of the country.

So we decided to borrow a large static caravan. DB and his little girl were there, and Russell, myself and Darwin. We were just happy and excited and unpacking when Russell's dad and his partner turned up, expecting to stay the vacation with us. Nooooooooooooooo!

Then Zardoz and MarkG turned up and said we should drive to the coast for the day. Brill. We got into Zardoz's car (no idea where DB or Russell's dad got to at this point) and wee were driving g through the countryside when Z starts picking up great speed. At the end of this huge hill road is a massive oak with drunk about 8-10 feet across, and he's speeding towards it, flooring the pedal. We are calling g to him to stop. He wants to jump the tree, but it's clear we never will and that it's about to be the end. I say a silent goodbye to the ones I love and close my eyes, and wake up crying.

Thanks for nothing, Zardoz.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:23 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

Author:  myp [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:31 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

I am less than impressed.

Author:  markg [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:42 ]
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She obviously meant all the best ones.

Author:  Kern [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 9:43 ]
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I'm not an extra, I'm a background artist!

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:37 ]
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I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:42 ]
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MrChris wrote:
I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS

Author:  MaliA [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:45 ]
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Cras wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS


Christ i thought this, too

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:45 ]
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Cras wrote:
MrChris wrote:
I know our contributing membership has dropped but "all the beexers" is still a little more than 3 people.


SO MANY BEEXERS
AND THEY AAAALLLL GOOOOO HAAAAAND IN HAAAAND
HAND IN HAND THROOOOUGH MIIIIIMI'S DREAMS

:D

Author:  Mr Dave [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:53 ]
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Lonewolves wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

/reads story

/folds arms

I am less than impressed.

You were somewhere in the background, asleep.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 10:58 ]
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"MEEMS DREEMS", surely.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:53 ]
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Needs the extra syllable.

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:59 ]
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But what are you going to shout in the the verses?

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 12:02 ]
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Oh yeah, valid.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 13:56 ]
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Mimi wrote:
Last night I had a dream involving all the Beex'ers.

I dreamt that it was the summer holidays and Russell and I were staying with his dad and his dad's girlfriend, but that everything was very rigid and tense there, so difficult with a baby.

After a while I could take no more, as it wasn't fair in Darwin. DBSnapper had a five or six year old daughter, so we went to spend summer with him, whilst Russell stayed on with his dad. DB's daughter liked playing with Darwin, DB was an ace cook. All was happy except I was only seeing Russell once every week or two because he was stuck at the other end of the country.

So we decided to borrow a large static caravan. DB and his little girl were there, and Russell, myself and Darwin. We were just happy and excited and unpacking when Russell's dad and his partner turned up, expecting to stay the vacation with us. Nooooooooooooooo!

Then Zardoz and MarkG turned up and said we should drive to the coast for the day. Brill. We got into Zardoz's car (no idea where DB or Russell's dad got to at this point) and wee were driving g through the countryside when Z starts picking up great speed. At the end of this huge hill road is a massive oak with drunk about 8-10 feet across, and he's speeding towards it, flooring the pedal. We are calling g to him to stop. He wants to jump the tree, but it's clear we never will and that it's about to be the end. I say a silent goodbye to the ones I love and close my eyes, and wake up crying.

Thanks for nothing, Zardoz.


We hit 88kph, went back in time and collected Trilobites.

And saw all the other lesser Beexers, doing boring shit.

The end.

Author:  Cras [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 13:57 ]
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Thardoz.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 13:58 ]
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*Hides Sports Almanac*

Author:  Grim... [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 14:54 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
88kph

Mate.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 14:57 ]
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Grim... wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
88kph

Mate.

Perhaps it was the French remake

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 15:53 ]
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Sorry, 54.6807mph.

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 15:57 ]
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Sorry, my brain is working against itself :D

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 15:58 ]
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I thought 54mph didn't seem that fast for some reason! :DD

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 15:59 ]
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Anyway, Mimi dreams about me.

And it's regular too.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 18:53 ]
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:D
I like your ending, it made it alright. I even told my ma because when I told her about my dream earlier I started sobbing like a welly, so it fixed things.

...And they aaaalllll goooo hand in hand...

Author:  Zardoz [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 21:11 ]
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See you soon, Mimi.

Author:  MrChris [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 21:12 ]
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It's like Nightmare on Elm Street.

Author:  Mimi [ Thu Sep 29, 2016 22:14 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
See you soon, Mimi.

I'm going to sleep now, so I'll see you in a bit.

Author:  JimB [ Tue Oct 04, 2016 18:21 ]
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I have a recurring dream where I'm hanging off the top of a relatively tall building with one hand. Weirdly, I'm always aware that - although the building is tall enough for me to see the people in the streets below as insect-sized, which would make it at least a hundred feet high by my estimation - I always have the impression that I could just let go of the building and fall into the street below without injury, and join in again with the street-level people.

"Dream analysts", I've always thought, are full of shit. People have different drives and motivations and stuff; you can't simply say that a dream about (x) is an indication of (y) because there's all these different connections, which inevitably will vary from person to person, depending on experience. But I'm kind of coming around to it; I think there might be recurrent tropes that affect us all.

But if not for that recurring dream - which is so patently obvious in its meaning, symbolism and such stuff (i.e. I'm kind of choosing to cling to a precarious existence rather than re-joining mainstream society, but still feel that I could do either, etc.) that I'm starting to think there might be something to it.

So, for all the amateur psychologists out there, would you consider my reading of the dream relatively accurate, or do you think there are other layers to explore? This sort of stuff sort of fascinates me.

Author:  MaliA [ Tue Oct 04, 2016 18:30 ]
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You want to do the sex with a panda.

Author:  JimB [ Tue Oct 04, 2016 19:38 ]
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MaliA wrote:
You want to do the sex with a panda.

I must admit that wasn't an alternative explanation I'd considered. But as it's a well-known scientific fact that I just made up that everyone wants to have sex with pandas, I shall continue to explore other routes.

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