Part of a vivid dream last night involved me walking through a derelict part of a town with two familiar people (they kind of changed as we went along). Turned out we should all have been in school and were rounded up by some kind of police/truancy force. We kicked off when they took us to a lab to correct our behaviour, as we were expecting them to give us the 'Clockwork Orange' treatment. I managed to shrug off the orderlies for some time but eventually they got the better of me and got me on an old hospital bed, much to the alarm of my friends. They hooked up an IV and pumped a sedative into me... weirdly I remember going unconscious in my dream, a really heavy feeling but very calming, before waking suddenly in real life.

Last night's dream involved me borrowing Dawn French's 4x4 to nip to the shops. Sadly, I pressed the wrong button on the key fob and instead of opening the doors, I let the handbrake off. Imagine my horror as I watch Dawn French's 4x4 roll into the oncoming traffic.

When I woke up I was so relieved that I didn't have to tell Dawn French that I'd totalled her 4x4.

You do know that you are currently in the dream and that was your real day yesterday, don't you?

Oh. My. Goodness.

Only Russell will know why I am now headdesking so hard

We watched Inception a couple of nights ago, which lead to me trying to convince Mimi the real world was a dream. Whilst I myself was asleep. Then we had a massive argument that lasted about 6 hours on and off.

Dreams are frankly shit.

Dreams are fine, you are just weird.

Seriously, he was SO insistent that I was asleep, he kept laughing and saying 'haha! I can't believe you don't realise... This is all in your head, you are DREAMING, you are asleep!' Stupid movie. Stupid Russell.

:DD You're a fool

On the bus today I nodded off listening to music, I must have heard a couple of Alice Cooper, because I had a dream that I was watching one of his concerts, only it was Myp doing it, and he started doing a whole of Gene Simmons stuff too!

Oh, and the "best" bit. During Myp singing Poison, the girl was a zombie and by the end of the song Myp was a zombie too, and he had "her poison running through his veins".

I was quite disturbed and woke up with a start!

Malc

Get a room

Too noisy.

Yes, myp and I have been courting for around two years now.

Wait, are there genuine romantic shenanigans going on here? I can't tell who is banging whom on this board. I'm not good at keeping up (fnarr).

Craster and Flis

You've got Joans and Jazzy, Curio and Mogwii (or whatever), Myp and Ange, Craster and Flis, and Throughsilver and everyone.
Have I missed any?

You appear to have misspelt Malabelm.

Craster and Malabelm?

...interesting, I suppose.

You're weird.

Wait, are there genuine romantic shenanigans going on here? I can't tell who is banging whom on this board. I'm not good at keeping up (fnarr).

Not exactly a dream, but last night trying to get to sleep I drove myself quite mad by getting the lyrics to "Livin on a Prayer" stuck in my head, but thinking it with an upward inflection at the end of each sentence. After 3 hours I was climbing the walls.

Not exactly a dream, but last night trying to get to sleep I drove myself quite mad by getting the lyrics to "Livin on a Prayer" stuck in my head, but thinking it with an upward inflection at the end of each sentence. After 3 hours I was climbing the walls.

Not exactly a dream, but last night trying to get to sleep I drove myself quite mad by getting the lyrics to "Livin on a Prayer" stuck in my head, but thinking it with an upward inflection at the end of each sentence. After 3 hours I was climbing the walls.

Then I dreamed that I went to the fridge and we had TOO MUCH MILK! I picked up two cartons and asked Russell what we were going to do with all the milk, and he said that we'd get through it all as it was only two 4-pinters, and we had company this weekend. I said yes, but there were nine cartons in total! I then woke up wondering what I could do with 36 pints of milk?

MIlk surprise?

Hi Mimi

I've just seen the superb Troll you've drawn. Personally I think he'd look much better if he was coloured in a more natural Flesh colour, if you don't mind me saying. Yours looks quite dull in greys and browns, shame to let something so simple take away from the overall effect.

Love

Zardoz.