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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:37 
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I'll draw a picture and take it into Quay Cuts barbers.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:55 
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markg wrote:
I'll draw a picture and take it into Quay Cuts barbers.


Any barber stories will always remind me of this:

https://twitter.com/stephen_collins/sta ... 5258241024



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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 11:37 
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Get it done. That's a premonition.

Sounds more like a hybrid Pompadour.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a dream about Gaz and Jem last night. Nothing dodgy about it, but I can't remember what it was about. Something about handling objects to people for some reason, but I just don't know what or why.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 10:04 
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I went to bed with a headache last night, which always makes for some wild brain happenings. It got weirder and weirder.

I dreamt I was working at my old school with Russell’s cousin, who is a teacher. Russell couldn’t be there and had gone off somewhere so I had to drive his car home, but I can’t drive. I followed his cousin in her car, but as we got to a tricky section in a road there was a huge double decker bus right in front of her. The bus had been squashed down to ground level at the back and was like a giant ramp, leading to it being full height at the front.

A lorry forced us up this ramp/bus and we got to the top with nowhere to go. R’s cousin indicated left for me to follow and we pulled off of the roof of the bus onto the front of the British Museum.

We got out the cars and discussed what to do. We were lost but I gave her the directions from the museum to my grandparents house. We drove down the museum steps and drove to the house, but she took the turning before their house and we ended up at McDonalds.

She said she’d drive home from there as I could manage the last bit alone. I agreed, and bought my grandparents food from McDonalds.

I walked to their house because I realised that really, I can’t drive. When I got there I gave them the food. Fillet o’fish for grandad, who was extremely happy. For Nan I got a special edition burger to celebrate the cricket World Cup. A cricket burger.

She took one bite and said that it was disgusting. Because it was full of crickets. I said no, it was called The Cricket Burger because it was for the cricket World Cup, there were definitely no crickets. She tried again and then said she refused to gave another bite as it was definitely full of crickets.

I took it off her to prove to her, but when I looked at it, where she’d bitten into it, it was a teeny tiny library with tall mahogany bookshelves full of books and library ladders, and fronted with tiny leaded windows, populated by tiny people, all made in chocolate and with golden guilded details. I said no, look, it was chocolate, and broke a piece off and ate it to prove to her, but she wouldn’t believe me.

She asked me to go back and buy her a normal burger. I agreed, and she asked me to write down her order. I got a notepad, and my fountain pen from my bag, but when I tried to write my pen nib was floppy, like jelly, and I couldn’t write. The ink ran all over the living room, covering the furniture, and then I woke up.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 13:46 
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Yeah, that's a doozy.

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Yeah, that's a doozy.

That's putting it mildly.

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