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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 10:18 
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It would be Robot M8E, obv.

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It would be Robot M8E, obv.

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Whoa! Robot M8E definitely needs a comeback!!

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I think I've been gaming too much. Last night I woke myself up because I loudly said in my sleep "I'VE ONLY GOT 1 HEALTH."


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I think I've been gaming too much. Last night I woke myself up because I loudly said in my sleep "I'VE ONLY GOT 1 HEALTH."

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Nah, it'll be Grim... getting confused because somebody else had a hat on

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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And now I've been reminded of the strange dream with Craster and the sex rabbit I had while on holiday.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Wasn't a dream, Dave

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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So you really own a man sized rabbit with suitable holes and took it to the cottage and had problems concealing it?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I was in my living room, having a conversation with Roger Chapman (lead singer with Family, a rock band from the 70s) talking about how their recent reunion and gigs had been going. He said he could only sing when in the right frame of mind and poceeded to fly round and round the room, round and round the light fitting and saying that this was what he did to get in the mood. I didn't find it odd that he could fly, only that he had to do that to get in the zone.

2nd dream from last night involved my next door neighbour, who came in through the patio doors to complain that my deodorant was playing havoc with her allergies, and that I shouldn't be using the ones with plastic granules, to which I replied that it was nearly all gone and that the government had now banned the sale of those deodorants so she wouldn't have to worry in future.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I don't often remember my dreams but last night I was at Grim…'s house and he was painting mugs and other souvenirs with domain names he owns as a plan for getting some money back from them. I asked how he reached the highest shelves and he showed me his mail delivery system but for bric-a-brac instead. There were chutes everywhere and he could pop stuff on any shelf at will. I was super-impressed.

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Sounds legit - my shelves are crowded with stuff.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I had a Zardoz dream! I had a dream about a piano the night before but that was dull. The Zardoz dream, however, was not!

Everyone wanted Zardoz to go to the cottage, but Zardoz didn’t want to spend so long with so many new people, and as we couldn’t go I invited him to stay with me, Russell and Darwin instead.

I was just about to make tea when I noticed we were out of spaghetti, so Russell said he’d go to the supermarket. No, said I, for I could drive and would take Zardoz to show him around. So we got in a car and set off for the 1mile to the supermarket.

But we decided to not go to the nearest supermarket as then he’d see not much of the town, so we’d go to one s bit further out.

Somehow we decided to drive to one on the Kent coast. So after driving about three hours we could see the sea. It was so warm and bright blue that we wanted to go swimming. We didn’t have swimming costumes. Zardoz said he didn’t need one but I was kind of insistent. We found s bit branch of New Look with about 8 floors, but everything was Halloween themed. Zardoz had a Dracula swimming costume, with cape and rubber ‘hair’ and mine was a ghost.

We decided to go and get changed in my old house, which was still as I remembered, like I was still living there. We were sitting getting changed in the sofa when I noticed he had tiny hands, about an inch and A half long and wide. I said it was weird as they were smaller than Darwin’s, but he said that when we got outside to look at peoples hands, as about 50% of people had micro hands. He was completely correct.

At some point in the dream Russell phoned to ask where the pasta was as the rest was ready. I said I was in Kent with Zardoz going swimming. He sounded confused and, to be honest, a bit irked.

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How could he swim with microhands?

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I'm glad I allowed you to dream about me again.

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We swam in the sea like proper Britishers.

We stood shivering with the water up to our knees, scared of the big waves that might splash above our waists.

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Man, I want that swimming costume.

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The cape was sort of a mini cape. It had a really high collar but stopped at hip level. You looked both ridiculous and amazing.

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Last night involved looking for my kids Rosary beads so we could chat to a priest about high schools then following a panicked crowd rushing towards a police helicopter over the sea. Then things took a more relaxed pace as we camped Tinkers style beside a lake. I struggled to take photo's due to a hazy night sky and try as I might I couldn't get the the full moon, MarkG's silhouette and the UFO all in shot. Things wrapped up when a train crashed into a stop barrier next to us (the line ran through the camp site) and we asked the driver if he was ok. He was ok.

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Last night involved looking for my kids Rosary beads so we could chat to a priest about high schools then following a panicked crowd rushing towards a police helicopter over the sea. Then things took a more relaxed pace as we camped Tinkers style beside a lake. I struggled to take photo's due to a hazy night sky and try as I might I couldn't get the the full moon, MarkG's silhouette and the UFO all in shot. Things wrapped up when a train crashed into a stop barrier next to us (the line ran through the camp site) and we asked the driver if he was ok. He was ok.


Why the heck am I not in your dream, Z-doz? Mark G doesn’t NEED to be in any more dreams. He’s the most dreamed about person of all time. It’s just greedy.

Oh, I get it now. Mark G-reedy.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Soz Mimi. Maybe next time.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Party food last night and I seemed to have endless disturbing dreams, throughout the night. There were two I remember ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~~ I was driving the company’s van behind another company van, that suddenly stopped as though there was something wrong. I jammed on my brakes and halted right behind them. I jumped out to see what was wrong, leaving the keys in the ignition. I was looking a the side panel of the van as I thought I might have scraped it against something as stopped. I walked up to the other van and then noticed that my van had gone, though I hadn't heard it start up. I looked up and down the road to see if it was still in view, and was panicking because my laptop and phone were both in the van, so I was acutely aware that I’d fucked up, big time. (This may have been triggered because I nearly DID leave my laptop in a public area in a store last week, but luckily got back to it before it disappeared.). ~~~~~~~~

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~~~~~~~~ I was back at my office, going to see my manager for a bollocking for losing my van, laptop and phone, but was stopped by Donald Trump, who wanted me to assist one of his staff who was having some kind of technical problem, and wouldn’t accept that I had a more pressing appointment with my boss ~~~~~~~~~

Donald fecking Trump? What’s all that about? I’m beginning to worry about my sanity.

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This past week I have been dreaming constantly of people I have lived and cared for that have died. I get dreams like this occasionally, and usually they are quite comforting in that I get to see that person again, alive and happy, in the way I remember them happiest. I get that short amount of time to spend with them, seeing them happy, free from pain or worry. I think it helps me deal with things.

A few days ago I dreamed of my nan, though. And it was a more creepy dream, and she was dying in the dream, and I was trying to help her stay comfortable. It upset me, and that’s been hanging over me these past few days. I think my being ill is hanging over me, and bringing these dreams to the fore.

Another dream I had of someone I was close to when I was younger, who died young, was lovely. He was just happy. Grown to my age, living a good life. That was far more comforting.

Last night I had a dream that a forumite, who is very much still alive came to visit, by turned up early and brought with him with five or six mates I didn’t know. I’d cooked but they said no, they’d brought fish pizza (I’m very allergic to fish and seafood) but to hurry up as they didn’t want to eat off their knees, can I get the table set up... no, they want bigger plates, I hadn’t brought out enough forks... can I get them drinks... Then I noticed that in all my worry and this stress that I couldn’t see my son. I panicked and couldn’t even think where I last saw him. I ran to the front door, not there, had he got out? I ran through each room then saw the bath full of water. Then it was all slow motion, just lasted forever running to that bath, feeling like I couldn’t breathe. When I finally got there he was ok. I had forgotten that the bath had water in. Why did it? I don’t know. But my Grandad (passed away some years ago), perhaps the most special person I’ll ever have had in my life apart from Russell and Darwin, was there. He was looking after Darwin, washing his hair. He said it was ok, Darwin was fine, he was looking after him and not to let my guests keep bullying me. The relief at seeing he was ok, and to see my healthy, happy Grandad. Then I drifted back to taking care of my ‘guests’ and their demands, tgen the whole panic and finding Darwin with Grandad happened all over a second time. In a way it was lovely seeing Grandad, but it was also different as usually I’m the only person that’s in the dream with the person that has died. It’s just bothering me that Darwin was there. But then I keep thinking of how my grandparents never got to know of Darwin, and maybe it’s my brain just saying t they’d have adored and cared for him. I don’t know. I keep crying this morning now and having gone over it all in my head in the shower it’s made me shake a fair bit. It’s both happy and yet made me feel very strange. I thought it would help to write it down.

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:) Aw, it wasn’t Zardoz. He’s off swimming again o think :P

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