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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 10:19 
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Urgh, I had the worst dream of my entire life the other night. Basically I walked into the bathroom and our daughter was dead, lying face down in the bath having obviously drowned. It was so awful my first thought was "please let this just be a dream" and I remember a voice in my head saying "but you know it isn't", I reached in to pick her up and then, thank fuck, woke up. Just so relieved, it was all I could do to not run into her room at three in the morning and just scoop her up for a hug. Dreams are fucked sometimes.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Urgh, I had the worst dream of my entire life the other night. Basically I walked into the bathroom and our daughter was dead, lying face down in the bath having obviously drowned. It was so awful my first thought was "please let this just be a dream" and I remember a voice in my head saying "but you know it isn't", I reached in to pick her up and then, thank fuck, woke up. Just so relieved, it was all I could do to not run into her room at three in the morning and just scoop her up for a hug. Dreams are fucked sometimes.

I had a similar one a couple of weeks ago, it was the worst feeling I have ever had. Mine was a car crash, I was outside the car when it happened. I didn't see my boy dead, but the policeman checking the wreckage handed me his tiny hat, and I knew what had happened. Flip me, I'm crying buckets now, it really hurts remembering. It was so awful that, like you I think, my conscious reached in to my subconscious and made me hope it was a dream. He was still beside me in the co-sleeper at this point so I reached over and just lay holding his hand for ages. Still can't stop crying now.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Yep. Dad was out of town for the night so had a forbidden party. Friend refused to sleep upstairs, passed out on the sofa and then pissed in the VCR overnight. Also the big Yucca plant.


I had a message on Facebook from an old mate from my primary school days asking of I wanted to catch up in the summer. This reminded me that he was a nightmare for this sort of thing after a night on the beer. His wife would not let him back in their house if he went out so he had to stay at various friends.

One of them found him taking a crap on his coffee table after a night out, when they asked him to stop he got really upset as if he was outraged at the suggestion, finished and went back to bed and didn't remember a thing the next day!

He has a nickname of sinky as he used to do a fair amount of sleep pissing in sinks as well!

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Nearly had a friend piss in my fireplace once whilst sleepwalking. I was pretty quick to stop him though.

My dreams are pretty damn special :DD So special, I need to chase up my referral to a neurologist. In a nutshell, most nights I wake up with either sleep paralysis and/or vivid hallucinations, and am abducted by aliens. Derp.

Disclaimer: I don't actually believe I'm being abducted by aliens.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I used to get sleep paralysis all the time. Not sure why it stopped. My dreams are as weird and vivid as ever, but the moment I wake I forget all the details.

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Last night I was learning to play the bass ukulele, but it was more like a cross between a ukulele and a crossbow. The bass wire had to be coiled around a coin-like dial at the back to 'cock' it, and the wire looked like a bike brake wire.

To help play and fire this bass ukulele, Trooper was my teacher, and he showed me how to pluck the brake wire.

Then it turned into a warzone and we were on trucks in a forest and bad guys fired down on us from the raised sides of this valley and one of the guys on the truck had his head shot off and he was just a torso standing there except a shotgun had been rammed barrel first down the neck hole.

I preferred the first bit of the dream if I'm honest.

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Trooper was my teacher, and he showed me how to pluck the brake wire.

Sure it wasn't your banjo string?

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I had a dream last night that a kingfisher about .5cm long landed on my finger, and I was carrying it around on my finger all day because the RSPB guy said it needed protecting as it was too small, however I was upset because it was turning into a fish so made me feel like I wasn't looking after it very well :(

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Last I dreamt that I was my mother-in-law, fucking my father-in-law. He had a beard (which he doesn't in real life) and a hospital-style oxygen mask on.

Sort that shit out, Freud.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Last I dreamt that I was my mother-in-law, fucking my father-in-law. He had a beard (which he doesn't in real life) and a hospital-style oxygen mask on.

Sort that shit out, Freud.

Yeah, but tiny kingfishers.

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I actually can't even imagine what it was like coming around from that dream, Grim...

Are the images burned in your retinas? How will you look either of them in the eye when you see them next? *shudder*.

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Last I dreamt that I was my mother-in-law, fucking my father-in-law. He had a beard (which he doesn't in real life) and a hospital-style oxygen mask on.

Sort that shit out, Freud.

Not a dream. You bummed Craster while wearing a twin set.
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Last I dreamt that I was my mother-in-law, fucking my father-in-law. He had a beard (which he doesn't in real life) and a hospital-style oxygen mask on.

Sort that shit out, Freud.

Have you told them about this dream?
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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I somehow missed the word "night" out of my post. I dreamt about it last night.

So I haven't told them, no. Probably won't, to be fair.

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Grim... wrote:
I somehow missed the word "night" out of my post. I dreamt about it last night.

So I haven't told them, no. Probably won't, to be fair.

Best that you try and forget about it, only to stumble upon it in this thread when you re-read it in a few years and then shudder

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I somehow missed the word "night" out of my post. I dreamt about it last night.

So I haven't told them, no. Probably won't, to be fair.

And why not?

(and in a shock twist, one of them reads this forum)


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Very weird dream last night, some 'scenes' very vivid but the flow was murky.
Big party at Caveys! While he wasn't there. He had a waterpark that we were doing relay races in on the various slides. Panic ensued when one of us heard Cavey was coming back! There was a Ferris Bueller issue with one of his prised Porsches that Grim... had been spinning around his estate. Also we had a body to hide. When he returned it went kinda Bond, he was some sort of baddy we gathered but obviously we didn't want to bring it up for fear of being shot or thrown to the sharks. I thanked him very much for inviting us (which he hadn't) and asked him if he wanted a drink. Then I woke up.

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Right, settle in boys and girls, and pay particular attention if you're Cavey or Curio.

So last night I was in Grimsby, just hanging about on the street, when Cavey pulls up in his sports car on the opposite side of the road. It's red, and low-riding and fancy. He is wearing sunglasses, and leans across the passenger seat, and shouts through the rolled down window to ask if I want to go for a ride. I get in the car, and am amazed at the plush leather seats, and how I'm practically horizontal, such is the recline and comfort of the seat. We drive about for a bit, and Cavey is just driving normally, although the speedometer is reading around 120mph. At some point he shifts into right hand drive, and instead I am positioned in the rear-seats directly behind him. He tells me that it is very important that my knees are always touching the back of his seat, and he almost hits a bright green car that is turning across traffic without notice. We miss it and carry on, with no mention made.

Eventually we pull up at an office. It's an outfit that appears to be owned by my brother, and performs some sort of creative endeavour for clients, but my brother has scribbled the latest client brief down on the back of some receipts. I say how ridiculous this is, and ask Cavey "we can't work with this, can we?" Cavey replies "Well to be honest mate I'm a bit down on my luck, that's why I've come for an interview here, but don't tell anyone". I turn my attentions away to Curio who is sat on a sofa next to me, trying to open some television packaging. He pulls at the cardboard, and this provides the tension on the sellotape, and then I stab the pointy bit of a pen lid into it to break the tape. However, each time I stab the tape the lid slips and slams Curio in the hand, causing him to say ow. I feel sorry for him, and promptly wake up because Darwin is crying.

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After tending to Darwin I relate this dream to Mimi because it's hilarious, and then we go back to sleep.
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We are back in dreamland, and the dream has changed but Cavey's still in it. He's now living out of my car. I invite him up to our house to eat some chili, but the chili is cheap and the mince is all sticking together in lumps. We go downstairs and try to gather all the clothing that has been strewn around. It turns out that this is Cavey's laundry and every time you pick up one piece, another one drops. Eventually we gather it all up, and place it in a Tesco bag in my car. Cavey is knackered and slumps down half in and half out of the car. He takes a tub out of his pocket, flips the lid, and chugs one of the pills within. I take the tub off him and place it in the bag as well, making a mental note to look up what the medication is so I can see what ailment he is suffering from.

The pot was labelled Citric Acid.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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Such detail

It was really quite vivid, although I've forgotten some of the stuff about the client brief and the receipts, so I vague-arised that.

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Hehe, yea, I had the first half of this related to me at about 3:30am, then the rest when we got up for work :).

I hope dream Cavey is OK!

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Well I don't know why you'd need to take Citric Acid, but it seemed to be helping him.

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Well I don't know why you'd need to take Citric Acid, but it seemed to be helping him.

It is to counteract how sweet he is.

Not really. It stops his eyes from swivelling.

(It's a joke Cavey, don't get all sad again).

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So, there are dreams which pretty much everyone has... Teeth falling out, flying, being late, having Cavey live in your basement and so on.

A friend of mine has been trying to persuade me that accidentally starting to masturbate in public is a dream that is very common. (as in, and I quotev "you're not a meeting and you notice everyone's staring at you. And then you realise your pants are down and you're having a walk." Or "you're talking to your Gran, and accidentally start rubbing one out")

He thinks everyone dreams about accidental wanking, I suspect he's trying to justify pornographic granny dreams. Is this really a thing and I'm sadly lacking in the full human dreaming experience? (no, I'm not going to Google for wanking dreams)


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"having a walk" :D

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Just masturbate.

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I had a dream last night that Darwin was seriously ill. It was in some kind of post-disaster landscape, maybe post-war, post famine... Not sure. All that was left was a very industrial concrete landscape and military personnel everywhere.

There was a hospital, but it was for the sole use of the military, doctors and their families. Non military and medical people had no medical care provision.

JBR was a doctor and lived with Craster. JBR cane and rescued Darwin from the concrete shell we were living in. I followed him and we picked our way through the rubble strewn streets to his safe house, where Craster was. If somehow managed to procure some black-market bacon so made them a bacon sandwich and cup of tea each.

Craster and JBR helped me bundle Darwin into hospital issue blankets the JBR had snuck home, and helped me dress in a white coat and hospital scrubs. JBR snuck me into the hospital, where all but the hospital lift was out of commission. There was barely any hospital left.

We wheeled Darwin quickly through the corridors desperately trying to reach the treatment room, but we kept getting stopped by military guards that demanded identification, and JBR showed them a pass which after uncomfortable scrutiny allowed us through, but I felt we'd be found out any second and deep down knew the consequences would be dire.

I woke up before we reached the treatment room, very shaken.

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Bloody Brexit.

Also, I should really stop reading the forums before bed. It makes me dream of you weirdos.

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I feel I had very much a supporting role in this. It appears I had a cup of tea and a bacon roll, and helped you get dressed. I'm not sure I real feel my character's motivation throughout this piece.

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Yeah, I think you were my brain's afterthought. You were basically Doctor Brave And Helpful's mate.

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I feel I had very much a supporting role in this. It appears I had a cup of tea and a bacon roll, and helped you get dressed. I'm not sure I real feel my character's motivation throughout this piece.

You provided me with a home, man. Without you, I wouldn't even have been there. You're my rock.


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Over the past few weeks I have started to have dreams that become physical. Last week I was sleeping during the day (depression) and I dreamed I was being shocked. I kept having huge muscle movement, enough to clear the bed.

Then two nights ago I was dreaming that my cousin Dan owed a drug dealer money. I was sitting on my bed with Dan and my brother came in and said that the dealer was sorted as he had sorted it. However, he then walked in and put his hand around my throat and I thought "fuck you !" and lamped him in the face with my left hand.

Then I heard Mrs JC scream and I woke up with a huge gash in my hand. Turns out it wasn't a drug dealer's face I had punched it was a pint glass on my bedside table. Got a lovely gash in my hand now. Mrs JC said that about five minutes before that I was laughing. I clearly remember that we had two new puppies in the dream and I was watching them scrap and laughing.

I'm going to go round to see my psych tomorrow, though I expect he will just tell me it's stress related. Been having lots of nightmares lately. I think I might go and stay with my mother for a week or two, just to get away from here for a bit.

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I went to my usual barber to get my ears lowered, but when I got there, it had all changed. There was a reception desk and most of the clientele were women. When I asked the receptionist what was going on, she said they had changed to appointments only and started suggesting days when they could fit me in. I told her I needed a haircut that day, And all the days she suggested we're work days, so I just said 'forget it,' and walked out.

The receptionist chased after me, trying to persuade me to go back, but I wouldn't.

When I got home, the Dalai Lama was weeding my front garden. I said, 'are you meditating?' And he nodded, so I didn't disturb him further. On close inspection, I realised it wasn't the Dalai Lama, but some foreign looking bloke. He left my garden and began walking away, looking confused. I asked him where he was going and he managed to tell me, in very poor English, of some place in Europe, and didn't seem to understand that he was in England.

I asked him if he'd been dropped off from a boat and left to fend for himself, and he nodded, but tried to get away. I said I needed to take him to a police station, as he appeared to have been smuggled in to the country and abandoned, but he kept trying to get away from me and eventually I lost sight of him in a crowd.

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And there was me thinking it was over :(

Last night I had a dream that some one attacked me in the street. So I grabbed at him and was holding him and at the same time hooking my foot around the bottom of his leg trying to push him over.

Turns out I was kicking my wife.

Might need to go see the doc about this. Thankfully I did not hurt her but it scared the shit out of her :(

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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

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Mimi wrote:
Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.

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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


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Last night I dreamt that I was trying to post a Mini Milk ice lolly to TheVision, but the woman at the Post Office didn't want to take the package in case the lolly melted before it arrived.

And it probably contained batteries.


Good memory Russell!

That's one of the first times I'll be accused of that. My memory is normally crap.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2016 6:33 
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I was hiking the Trans-Siberian railway with some friends. At one point I say that I'm determined to do the whole 8,000, but others might stop at 6. The route involves going through a lot of suburban houses. Mr Putin is tagging behind us, trying to join our group, but he gets annoying and we try to find ways to shake him off.


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