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Author: | kalmar [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:12 ] |
Post subject: | Zombies |
A chainsaw. |
Author: | NervousPete [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:25 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
A landline phone. Beats zombie in the head with it. "It's for you!" Spins round and nails another zombie with a flurry of blows with the mouth piece. "Ringing the pain!" Flings cord around zombie neck and flings body of phone into rotating ceiling fan causing zombie to be dragged up off the ground and to fly up into the rotating whirr of death, which chops his nogging off. "Don't hang up on me, bro!" Using body of phone to protect against biting pushes zombie back up to the wall onto a jagged bit of pipe that impales zombie and immobilises him. "Putting you on hold." Punches phone through zomb skull. "Transferring you now... TO THE GRAVE!" Looks across road from window at garage with parked truck. "Time to go long distance..." etc. |
Author: | Grim... [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:26 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Excellent! |
Author: | Zio [ Sat Sep 11, 2010 12:21 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
BT should be recruiting you to do their adverts Pete! |
Author: | NervousPete [ Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Zio wrote: BT should be recruiting you to do their adverts Pete! Damn! I forgot: Zombie is tripped by phone cord causing her to stumble into rotating blades of still-somehow-working blades of a combine harvester that has previously crashed through the wall. "Sorry, you've been cut off!" *Cough* Anyway! Plenty of Zombie fun here as the lovely Valve have released a free online comic series about the L4D team and how they started out, and what happened after the first game. It's pretty damn good, totally cannon and answers a fair few questions: http://www.l4d.com/comic/comic.php The first one's good, but the second one's better I reckon. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 14:33 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/infogra ... mbies.html |
Author: | Grim... [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 14:35 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
The Evil Dead had zombies in? |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 14:39 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Grim... wrote: The Evil Dead had zombies in? I think going by the key they are saying possessed dead people (so the monster in the celler (Ted Rami)) However I dont think of the Deadite's as Zombies - possibly they wanted something in to make up the numbers ? |
Author: | NervousPete [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 14:54 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
zaphod79 wrote: Grim... wrote: The Evil Dead had zombies in? I think going by the key they are saying possessed dead people (so the monster in the celler (Ted Rami)) However I dont think of the Deadite's as Zombies - possibly they wanted something in to make up the numbers ? I'll be going to see my friends in Evil Dead the Musical in Oregon in a few weeks, my mate Todd plays Ash. Last time Bruce Campbell showed up, hurrah! ("Stop showing off," - ed.) |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 14:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
NervousPete wrote: I'll be going to see my friends in Evil Dead the Musical in Oregon in a few weeks, my mate Todd plays Ash. Last time Bruce Campbell showed up, hurrah! ("Stop showing off," - ed.) I havent watched it but theres a video on the net of a group doing the musical which is on my queue of things to watch. I'm also wondering if Evil Dead 3 made my top 10 movies list , cause if it didnt then something would be getting dropped for it. ** edit - its okay - its on my list ** |
Author: | sdg [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 19:50 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
NervousPete wrote: Zio wrote: BT should be recruiting you to do their adverts Pete! Damn! I forgot: Zombie is tripped by phone cord causing her to stumble into rotating blades of still-somehow-working blades of a combine harvester that has previously crashed through the wall. "Sorry, you've been cut off!" *Cough* Anyway! Plenty of Zombie fun here as the lovely Valve have released a free online comic series about the L4D team and how they started out, and what happened after the first game. It's pretty damn good, totally cannon and answers a fair few questions: http://www.l4d.com/comic/comic.php The first one's good, but the second one's better I reckon. Thanks for posting that Pete, that's a great comic! Really makes you feel like that's what was on going on while you were dealing with the crescendo event waiting for rescue. I really enjoyed that |
Author: | NervousPete [ Fri Oct 15, 2010 18:57 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Japanese manage to introduce new levels of fucked-upness to the zombie genre by faking zombie attacks to scare impressionable five year-olds in a 'kids scream the funniest things' sort of format. http://thedailywh.at/post/1313930095/cr ... apanese-tv Japanese kids are plucky though! However fucked up their parents are. |
Author: | Zio [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:40 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Think I got bitten by something at the weekend... not been feeling myself... ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Went to a slightly early Halloween do on Saturday (hence the above) and saw REC for the first time. I didn't even realise it was a zombie movie before setting down to watch it, but despite not being the world's most original concept, I thoroughly enjoyed it. The missus, who won't normally watch horror movies but made the mistake of coming along to this Halloween do with me, naturally hated it. Any ideas if the American remake or sequel are any good? |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:41 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
They are never as good. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
If Rev Owen were around he'd argue against me right now. |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:42 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Quarantine is only good if you haven't seen REC. It being virtually a shot for shot remake helps, natch |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:44 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Quarantine is only good for your Mother. |
Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:47 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Zardoz wrote: They are never as good. The Omen 2006 > The Omen 1976. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 11:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Grim... wrote: The Omen 2006 > The Omen 1976. Are you taking the piss? Not that I rate the original much, but when you, me, and Craster (ZOMG CLIQUE) watched the remake we didn't stop laughing at the awfulness of it all. Whilst ringing every pizzeria in South London to find them all closed.
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Author: | Grim... [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:14 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: Grim... wrote: The Omen 2006 > The Omen 1976. Are you taking the piss? Not that I rate the original much, but when you, me, and Craster (ZOMG CLIQUE) watched the remake we didn't stop laughing at the awfulness of it all. Whilst ringing every pizzeria in South London to find them all closed.I'm not sure the drunk helped. We only looked at it for about three minutes. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:17 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Before sucking each other off? |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 12:23 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Gotta do something to pass the time. |
Author: | sdg [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:10 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
The new zombie series starts soon on FX or Syfy (I hate that name) eh? |
Author: | Zio [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:24 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
superdupergill wrote: The new zombie series starts soon on FX or Syfy (I hate that name) eh? You mean The Walking Dead, right? When does that start anyway? I is rather looking forward to that, being as I'm a massive fan of the comic book series. |
Author: | zaphod79 [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Zio wrote: superdupergill wrote: The new zombie series starts soon on FX or Syfy (I hate that name) eh? You mean The Walking Dead, right? When does that start anyway? I is rather looking forward to that, being as I'm a massive fan of the comic book series. Premiers this weekend : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Walkin ... _series%29 Quote: The Walking Dead is an upcoming American television series developed for television by Frank Darabont and based upon the comic book series of the same name created by Robert Kirkman and Tony Moore.[2] It will premiere on the AMC network on October 31, 2010 with a 90-minute premiere episode, during the network's "Fearfest".[3]
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Author: | andyb [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
It start on the 5th November on FX and FXHD, and this Friday in the US. Apparetly the first episode is available on the torrents, but I'm going to wait an watch it on FX |
Author: | sdg [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:36 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
andyb wrote: It start on the 5th November on FX and FXHD, and this Friday in the US. Apparetly the first episode is available on the torrents, but I'm going to wait an watch it on FX I had thought it was the 5th so I'm glad you can confirm that. I will need to remember to set the sky+ for it, since I'm away that weekend. You lot remind me! |
Author: | andyb [ Mon Oct 25, 2010 15:43 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Also this friday is 'Zombies: The Truth' a documentary on the Nat Geo at 9pm, which might be good, or it might be bobbins. Also, although not zombie related, is 'Life After Armageddon' on Five Thursday 9pm. A 'one-off docudrama presenting a world devastated by a deadly flu pandemic' could be good. |
Author: | MrChris [ Sun Oct 31, 2010 20:45 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
For those of us who don't get FXUK but are nonetheless hugely looking forward to The Walking Dead, where might we be able to [watch it at a friends - ed]? |
Author: | Wullie [ Wed Nov 17, 2010 19:31 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Missed this advert at Halloween, but it still made me grin. |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:37 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
http://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/Zombies.pdf |
Author: | sdg [ Mon May 30, 2011 23:58 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Stolen from a friends Facebook. Attachment: 250368_10150193297247592_505957591_7544288_4362560_n.jpg
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Author: | zaphod79 [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 16:15 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
I hope everyone has their plans ready because this may just be the start http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/24/funeral_death/ Quote: A Russian woman died of a heart attack at her own funeral, after waking up to find praying mourners filing past her coffin.
According to the Daily Mail, Fagilyu Mukhametzyanov, 49, had been declared dead after suffering chest pains and collapsing at home in Kazan, capital of Tatarstan. Doctors had failed to spot she was actually very much alive, and Mrs Mukhametzyanov unsuprisingly began screaming when she regained consciousness to find she was being prematurely dispatched to the hereafter. Her husband, 51-year-old Fagili Mukhametzyanov, said: "Her eyes fluttered and we immediately rushed her back to the hospital but she only lived for another 12 minutes in intensive care before she died again, this time for good." He added: "I am very angry and want answers. She wasn’t dead when they said she was and they could have saved her." Hospital spokesman Minsalih Sahapov assured an investigation into the matter was under way. ® |
Author: | Zardoz [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 16:26 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Fri Jun 24, 2011 16:42 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Quote: According to the Daily Mail Hmmm.
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Author: | Mr Russell [ Sun Jun 26, 2011 14:50 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Did we see that after Leicester declared itself not ready for a zombie attack a load of [students probably] dressed up as zombusses and shuffled through the city centre. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:11 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14275271 |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 7:38 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
World War Z filming in Glasgow next week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-14523503 |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:39 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Doctor Glyndwr wrote: World War Z filming in Glasgow next week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-g ... t-14523503 Quote: Parts of Glasgow are being turned into war-torn ruins Easiest job ever. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:47 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Zardoz wrote: Quote: Parts of Glasgow are being turned into war-torn ruins Easiest job ever. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:56 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Why are you talking to me on the Information Super Highway when you should be Honeymooning? |
Author: | Bobbyaro [ Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:27 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
http://2.8hourslater.com/ Sounds good fun, until the riot police turn up and beat you to death. |
Author: | Wullie [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 17:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
http://vimeo.com/31361596 |
Author: | Cras [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 0:34 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
What. |
Author: | kalmar [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 0:42 ] |
Post subject: | Zombies |
Wut. Working title: "Eating John Malkovich". |
Author: | DavPaz [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:15 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Do the zombies sparkle in sunlight, ffs? |
Author: | flis [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 1:29 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Out of 93 reviews, the book has 9 reviews with 3* or less on Amazon, which suggests the concept may not be ridiculous. Or that Amazon zombie romance reviewers bummed the Twilight saga so hard it has all new reasons to be emo. The plot synopsis makes me pretty hard. Jesus. It's just not right. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 10:34 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
I think it's a lovely idea. |
Author: | Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:07 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
flis wrote: Out of 93 reviews, the book has 9 reviews with 3* or less on Amazon, which suggests the concept may not be ridiculous. Or that Amazon zombie romance reviewers bummed the Twilight saga so hard it has all new reasons to be emo. The book has a cover pull quote from Stephanie Mayer. That's not a good sign. |
Author: | Zardoz [ Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:11 ] |
Post subject: | Re: Zombies |
Young hearts, shuffle free. Never beheaded, beheaded like my man and me. |
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