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Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:44 ]
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I think you'd be completely consumed (due to size limitations) rather than bitten & turned.

Your an undead hors d'œuvre, dude.
Author:  BikNorton [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:48 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
I think you'd be completely uninsured (due to size limitations)
How the sweet zombie jesus did I misread it like that?
Author:  myp [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:48 ]
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You don't make the rules, fuckface.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:50 ]
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BikNorton wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
I think you'd be completely uninsured (due to size limitations)
How the sweet zombie jesus did I misread it like that?


It's pretty reasonable to not expect a life insurance company to cover you against zombie munchings, to be fair.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:51 ]
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*checks policies*
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:56 ]
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Shit... I'm only 3rd Party, Vampire & Theft.
Author:  kalmar [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:58 ]
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I've got a no pulse discount.
Author:  myp [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 9:59 ]
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I've just checked mine and I get free society breakdown cover.
Author:  Cras [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 10:03 ]
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I'm so proud of you guys.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:33 ]
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This is the song we'll be listening to as we drive, by the way. It's always the song we listen to if on a long drive. It's BUS LAW.
Just imagine clonking zombies with bats, Zardoz shooting them from the roof and Kalmar using his frequency weapon as we go. Aceness.
Attachment:
10 - Mr Es Beautiful Blues.mp3
Author:  myp [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:37 ]
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Can you turn the volume up so I can hear it while I'm being dragged along behind? It might make my inevitable death a bit more palatable.
Author:  Grim... [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:38 ]
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myp wrote:
Can you turn the volume up so I can hear it while I'm being dragged along behind? It might make my inevitable death a bit more palatable.

The SVB is loud, yo.
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:42 ]
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Shut up and look appetising range marker Myps
Author:  myp [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:43 ]
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Does anyone have any sheeps brains I can smear on myself?
Author:  Zardoz [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:45 ]
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Yeah.

*passes bag of dog eggs*
Author:  Curiosity [ Fri Jun 05, 2009 11:48 ]
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I like this idea and would like to book a place on the SVB.

I will bring with me freshly baked foods and a sack full of three-pin plugs. They will make a good defensive weapon as there is nothing in the world more painful then stepping on an upturned three-pin plug.

Also, my heavy duty flapjack tray will also be good for battering zombs.
Author:  Morte [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 14:40 ]
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For your delectation and amusement, a Mr Coulton composition.
Author:  sdg [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 14:46 ]
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I finished World War Z today! I really enjoyed it. Didn't really find it scary and was very impressed with the amount of thought that had went into the social/political/economical effects of such an event, as well as the different responses by different countries. The interview style was excellent as it allowed you to view the vents from a very wide range of different perspectives and there were a few times where after reading a section I stopped for 10 minutes to think about it. Excellent stuff, thanks for the recommendation Zardoz :kiss:
Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:14 ]
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*Shares thanks out with Morte & Dimrill*

Really glad you liked it.
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:20 ]
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Also DocG, but he's a shit cos he thinks l4d things are zombage.
Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:25 ]
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He don't deserve naffink he don't.
Author:  Doctor Glyndwr [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:38 ]
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FAWK YOU ALL
Author:  Dimrill [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:40 ]
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Oh yeah, I bet you'll be claiming that Guy Fawkes is a zombie now. THAT'S SO LIKE YOU!
Author:  Zardoz [ Mon Jun 08, 2009 16:43 ]
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OMFG he totally read and replied to those last posts too quickly! No wonder he isn't enjoying it.
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:32 ]
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I just got WWZ and ZSG as a belatedly birthday present from Cpt Droman. :metul:
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:36 ]
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No one's reading them anymore.
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:39 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
No one's reading them anymore.

Given up then? Not enough pictures?
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:41 ]
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I've got loads of pictures.


Of your Mum.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:42 ]
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Seriously though you'll enjoy those when Ange reads them to you. You going ZSG b4 WWZ?
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:48 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
You going ZSG b4 WWZ?

That seems to be the sensible option, yeah.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:53 ]
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Yeah, I read them the other way round. Not that it matters really.

You watched the Evil Dead films yet?
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:56 ]
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Zardoz wrote:
You watched the Evil Dead films yet?

The first one, but Ange doesn't want to watch the rest and I don't get much time to watch films on my own. :(
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:17 ]
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You HAVE to watch Evil Dead 2.

You just have to.

No excuses.
Author:  Wullie [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:24 ]
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myp wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
You watched the Evil Dead films yet?
The first one, but Ange doesn't want to watch the rest and I'm too afeared to watch them on my own. :(
Predictable FTFY
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:24 ]
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Even if it means I'll have to sit through American Bridget Jones' Wedding Crasher Pie, I'll do it.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:29 ]
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You're watching films with Mali now?
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 11:38 ]
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myp wrote:
American Bridget Jones' Wedding Craster Pie


How I read it.
Author:  Joans [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:09 ]
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kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
American Bridget Jones' Wedding Craster Pie


How I read it.


:this:

I was a little disappointed that I hadn't got a mention. :(
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:12 ]
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I read it as an American Midget Joans' put his dong in Crasters Pie
Author:  kalmar [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:14 ]
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Joans wrote:
kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
American Bridget Jones' Wedding Craster Pie


How I read it.


:this:

I was a little disappointed that I hadn't got a mention. :(


Ange BikNorton Joans WullieOoster Craster Pod.

Everyone happy now?
Author:  BikNorton [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:34 ]
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kalmar wrote:
Joans wrote:
kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
American Bridget Jones' Wedding Craster Pie
How I read it.
:this:

I was a little disappointed that I hadn't got a mention. :(
Ange BikNorton Joans WullieOoster Craster Pod.

Everyone happy now?
:kiss:
Author:  Grim... [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:36 ]
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kalmar wrote:
Joans wrote:
kalmar wrote:
myp wrote:
American Bridget Jones' Wedding Craster Pie


How I read it.


:this:

I was a little disappointed that I hadn't got a mention. :(


Ange BikNorton Joans WullieOoster Craster Pod.

Everyone happy now?

No.
Author:  myp [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:39 ]
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Why the fuck would I want to see a film with all you losers in it?
Author:  BikNorton [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:59 ]
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:'(
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:09 ]
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myp wrote:
Why the fuck would I want to see a film with all you losers in it?


They're face sitting each other to the death.
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:12 ]
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I had a dream last night that David Mitchell was teabagging Zardoz.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:13 ]
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YEAHS!!!
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:14 ]
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A sexy dream too.
Author:  Dimrill [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:14 ]
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It might have been Gollum, though.
Author:  Zardoz [ Wed Jun 10, 2009 13:14 ]
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I'd accept scrotal foreplay from either.
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