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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 16:39 
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Pretty much chimes exactly with my thoughts. I think Zombi 3 would replace House.. for me. Flying zombie fridge head.

The writer of Children... caused a good rumble on All Things Zombie when I used to post there at the turn of the millennium. She was convinced she was making a masterpiece and constantly interfered with the director while he was trying to shoot it. Constant massive script updates from day to day shooting and in the end she pulled a Sean Connery and sealed herself and a friend in the editing suite to cut it into the disjointed mess you see on screen. I think they spilled coffee or something on one of the reels causing more re-shoots too.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 22:47 
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Big Tits Dragon: Hot Spring Zombie Vs. Stripper 5 is good fun.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 23:00 
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I'd like to upgrade that to "fucking brilliant". Almost as good as Stacy.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 23:01 
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Is it actually a Zombie movie, or just softcore (or maybe hardcore) porn?

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 23:03 
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1642252/ under one of its many titles. It's proper mental good.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 23:08 
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Sushi zombies! Amazing.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 23:40 
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Erm... ERM...
ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
zombie fire breathing vagina

Literally amazing scenes.

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 Post subject: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 14:18 
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http://www.bestexperience.co.uk/best-adventure-experience-ever-zombie-battle-experience/

Zombie Mall Experience? Has this been posted before? Anyway, abandoned mall in Droitwich where you get invaded by zombies. Invaded? Is that the right word? Well whatever zombies do, you then presumably fight it out with them accidentally stabbing a zombie actor in the face with a pitchfork before its inevitable closure.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 18:10 
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nsfw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qdQts9i6wdI

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 22:29 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=qdQts9i6wdI

I must see that.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 15:09 
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/20 ... uffy-video

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:09 
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I was not expecting a Buffy spoiler on that page.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 13:25 
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Sorry.
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Also Cabin in the woods is shit, by all accounts :(


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 14:23 
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Also Cabin in the woods is shit, by all accounts :(
70% on Metacritic, *** from Empire... doesn't sound that bad...?


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 8:47 
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Zombies to chase 5k runners

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 22:57 
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8) Miami zombie attack!

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2012 23:08 
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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 7:35 
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http://www.nerdist.com/2014/05/here-is- ... pocalypse/

Finally the military have woken up to the Zombie threat.

The article links to the Pentagon's planning document that deals with the Zombie apocalypse, it's a pretty good read.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 8:41 
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Morte wrote:
http://www.nerdist.com/2014/05/here-is-the-militarys-plan-to-stop-a-zombie-apocalypse/

Finally the military have woken up to the Zombie threat.

The article links to the Pentagon's planning document that deals with the Zombie apocalypse, it's a pretty good read.


The linking page makes a good point about this being an exercise for disaster planning using zombies, rather than a Nigerian uprising for example, so that an international incident is avoided.

In other words, when this document leaks they can say 'haha but it's about zombies' instead of 'this is a very real thing we will do'.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 6:12 
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http://io9.com/china-seals-off-city-of- ... =tuesdayPM

Bubonic Plague? Yeah right, this is how it starts...I've read World War Z.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:30 
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...and obviously nothing can go wrong with this idea.

http://io9.com/darpa-wants-wants-to-fun ... 1609161061

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 20:16 
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It's happening! :'(

http://allafrica.com/stories/201409240829.html

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Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus in separate communities in Nimba County have reportedly resurrected in the county. The victims, both females, believed to be in their 60s and 40s respectively, died of the Ebola virus recently in Hope Village Community and the Catholic Community in Ganta, Nimba.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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Two Ebola patients, who died of the virus (sub please check)


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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Anyone want to be a zombie?

I'd love AE to go up and show them how a zombie really acts in the winter.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:55 
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They would cease to function in the winter, everyone knows that.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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They would cease to function in the winter, everyone knows that.


Not while wearing a bobble cap they wouldn't.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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I like the cut of your millinery.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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Yeah, zombie (cat)walk.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 18:49 
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That's a hell of a cast


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Wed May 08, 2019 19:17 
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It’s anazing!

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Oh yes. In.


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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 14:48 
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Cockneys Vs Zombies is a right old larrrf. Great to see Georgina Hale and Dudley Sutton sharing the screen for the last time.

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
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It's bloody great

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It's bloody great

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 Post subject: Re: Zombies
PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 14:59 
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Well next up I've got MILFs vs Zombies. I'm hoping for great things.

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Well next up I've got MILFs vs Zombies. I'm hoping for great things.


It were craptacular. Good ole Troma.

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I got around to The Dead Don't Die. I was enjoying it... then it just had a weird fourth wall break and then just... ended. It's like 95% of a good movie, and then they ran out of money or something, and it turns to shit.


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Well next up I've got MILFs vs Zombies. I'm hoping for great things.


It were craptacular. Good ole Troma.

Have you seen The Poultrygeist?

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Dimrill wrote:
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Well next up I've got MILFs vs Zombies. I'm hoping for great things.


It were craptacular. Good ole Troma.

Have you seen The Poultrygeist?


Arr it's a guddun. Modern day Troma classic.

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