Be Excellent To Each Other

I think you'd be completely consumed (due to size limitations) rather than bitten & turned.

Your an undead hors d'œuvre, dude.

How the sweet zombie jesus did I misread it like that?

You don't make the rules, fuckface.

It's pretty reasonable to not expect a life insurance company to cover you against zombie munchings, to be fair.

*checks policies*

Shit... I'm only 3rd Party, Vampire & Theft.

I've got a no pulse discount.

I've just checked mine and I get free society breakdown cover.

I'm so proud of you guys.

This is the song we'll be listening to as we drive, by the way. It's always the song we listen to if on a long drive. It's BUS LAW.
Just imagine clonking zombies with bats, Zardoz shooting them from the roof and Kalmar using his frequency weapon as we go. Aceness.

Can you turn the volume up so I can hear it while I'm being dragged along behind? It might make my inevitable death a bit more palatable.

The SVB is loud, yo.

Shut up and look appetising range marker Myps

Does anyone have any sheeps brains I can smear on myself?

Yeah.

*passes bag of dog eggs*

I like this idea and would like to book a place on the SVB.

I will bring with me freshly baked foods and a sack full of three-pin plugs. They will make a good defensive weapon as there is nothing in the world more painful then stepping on an upturned three-pin plug.

Also, my heavy duty flapjack tray will also be good for battering zombs.

For your delectation and amusement, a Mr Coulton composition.

I finished World War Z today! I really enjoyed it. Didn't really find it scary and was very impressed with the amount of thought that had went into the social/political/economical effects of such an event, as well as the different responses by different countries. The interview style was excellent as it allowed you to view the vents from a very wide range of different perspectives and there were a few times where after reading a section I stopped for 10 minutes to think about it. Excellent stuff, thanks for the recommendation Zardoz

*Shares thanks out with Morte & Dimrill*

Really glad you liked it.

Also DocG, but he's a shit cos he thinks l4d things are zombage.

He don't deserve naffink he don't.

FAWK YOU ALL

Oh yeah, I bet you'll be claiming that Guy Fawkes is a zombie now. THAT'S SO LIKE YOU!

OMFG he totally read and replied to those last posts too quickly! No wonder he isn't enjoying it.

I just got WWZ and ZSG as a belatedly birthday present from Cpt Droman.

No one's reading them anymore.

Given up then? Not enough pictures?

I've got loads of pictures.


Of your Mum.

Seriously though you'll enjoy those when Ange reads them to you. You going ZSG b4 WWZ?

That seems to be the sensible option, yeah.

Yeah, I read them the other way round. Not that it matters really.

You watched the Evil Dead films yet?

The first one, but Ange doesn't want to watch the rest and I don't get much time to watch films on my own.

You HAVE to watch Evil Dead 2.

You just have to.

No excuses.

Predictable FTFY

Even if it means I'll have to sit through American Bridget Jones' Wedding Crasher Pie, I'll do it.

You're watching films with Mali now?

How I read it.

I was a little disappointed that I hadn't got a mention.

I read it as an American Midget Joans' put his dong in Crasters Pie

Ange BikNorton Joans WullieOoster Craster Pod.

Everyone happy now?

No.

Why the fuck would I want to see a film with all you losers in it?

They're face sitting each other to the death.

I had a dream last night that David Mitchell was teabagging Zardoz.

YEAHS!!!

A sexy dream too.

It might have been Gollum, though.

I'd accept scrotal foreplay from either.