Be Excellent To Each Other

Gill, you are clearly the man in your relationship. Welcome to the club of the passive-aggressively-abused.

Nae luck, Gaywood thinks you're butch

Don't hit me!

Back to the zombies!
HYPOTHETIC TIME: We have to get across the city to the shopping mall. We can all ride in my minibus, but what do you want to bring with you?
I think my baseball bat and a shotgun, just to see what sort of mess it would make.

Zombie Danni Ashe, so that we could make out after we'd eaten your brains.

Basically, I know I wouldn't survive. I'd be part of the horde.

If you're not up for the fightin', then you can carry other stuff onto the bus. There's always people who need protecting when the horde gets loose.

Brooms would have to be the answer. Mesh covering the windows, with holes big enough for broom handles for the shoving off of zombz.

Sounds time-consuming. Where would we get the mesh? And the stuff to fix it to the SVB?

A frequency generator and amplifier. There's a small chance that we could find the resonant frequency of the rotting flesh of the undead, and blast it out of the bus exploding zombs as we go.

Oh and also just electrify the bus so that any Z trying to climb aboard would be immediately fried.

I think I would like a good old fashioned morning star or a mace..


The Mesh from any DIY store..

Shotgun (sawn off, natch)
A savory cheese sandwich.
Gauntlets
2 cans of coke (one for me the other one for you lot to share)
Chainsaw (silenced and on a stick)
Riot gear
Salt & Vinegar square crisps (6 pack)
Steeltoe capped boots
Mints
Axe
Kebab flavoured Pot Noodle (I'd hate to die before trying one)
Armored Core: For Answer

Hmm, maybe. But again, how would you fix it to the bus? Silicon'd be no good, doubt you'd have enough time to weld it.

@Kalmar: The SVB already has an amp and huge speakers! You just need a frequency generator, and doesn't the iPhone do that? That's one for the fanboys - "My phone kills zombies, yo!"

So that's what soundgrenade is for!


Also, a spare set of plugs for the Transit. Because it will definitely blow one out at an inopportune moment.

Drape a massive sheet of the mesh over the top of the bus like chainmail.

It's already done that twice, the bitch.

Hmm. If Kalmar is using the audio system to fight Zack, how are we going to listen to Mr. E's Beautiful Blues?

Self tapping screws?

You're all wrong. Both me and Danni Ashe the zombies would be on board, as Grim... had invited us on and everything. Consequently yowm all dead too. And et.

You're not allowed to bring zombie Danni Ashe, Dimmers. I'm sorry.

I'm still not convinced we've got the time, man. The horde is coming and someone's got to shoot Dimrill.

Oh this is intolerable! At this rate I may as well be on the outside being prodded by brooms through gaps by your lot.

Nail gun? with those u shaped nails.


I will bash Dims noggin in...

I'd be quite safe on top of the bus like a scrubber teen-wolf. Cracking off wild shots and pecking at my delightful packed lunch.

CHOICE ACCEPTED.

It would be a good idea to have Myps walk behind the bus on a length of chain to distract the Zombies for a bit.

You want to quickly re-glaze the windows with 10mm perspex. It's completely zombieproof - little known fact that.

...and also a great material to install a cheap air-con duct through

Might be better if you put that away and concentrate on shooting the zombies, Z.

Priorities Kalmar, priorities.

I'd hate to die with a full scrote.

We haven't even got time for wire mesh, man.

Anyway you might get tongued off up there.

I 2nd this..

You know, just spray paint them so the Zombies can't see in.

Goddess Jasmine is NOT a zombie, I repeat, she is NOT a zombie.

Hold on.

Just put your foot down Grim... smash through the walking dead and we'll get kitted out at the shopping centre.

We'll stick to the Myps on a chain plan though.

@ Zardoz-I am at page 44 of World War Z and it is bloody brilliant! It isn't too scary, more creepy because after each wee bit, I have to stop and think 'holy shit that is exactly what the reaction would be/that could happen.'

@Ooster- Cool, I will borrow that when I finish this. Can't be too prepared for it.

@Gaywood- I am the man of the relationship in the sense that Jen is the boss of me, yes.

@Everyone- Someone had better be planning how to get myself, Jen, Ooster and Kalmar. Otherwise we will be heading off on our own to try and survive and surely if we've learned anything it is that if you split up you die? I say we go and find somewhere good for us to set up our new home whilst you all gather together and fight your way to us, scavenging stuff as you go. DIY stores are your friend. Nail guns could be useful. I also propose stopping in at Army/RAF bases on your journey north and getting a supply of guns and useful stuff like that.
Someone should also bring a decent radio. I'm not sure how long we can rely on our iPhones...

What are you on about? Kalmar is on the SVB, working Zombie FM.

We could batter up to RAF Kinloss for guns & a plane or 2, and pick up Kalmar on our way past (if he wasn't already playing "On The Buses"). I played a flight simulator once & only crashed a few times so I'm sure we'll be fine. Also, instead of risking a landing & then working out how to get from the airport to the mall we could eject & parachute down while shooting at zombs & smoking huge cigars for style points

Even in the face of zombicalypse, Wullie behind the controls of a fully armed Harrier is surely one of the most potentially dangerous things in the world. To himself, anyway.

The question does raise itself as to how Kalmar would get to the SVB (SZB?). His milk float isn't going to get him past Carlisle once the power goes out.

I assume has at least one "proper" car. And if he doesn't, I'm guessing there would be plenty to choose from.


Ah - Super Venga Bus. It's the name of the minibus, like.

I actually have my own Transit Spice Girl bus, or whatever you're calling it. A 120 heavy duty with long range gas tank.

Needs a machine gun nest welding on top, jobs a good'un.

GAS TANK?! Like a mutated zombie made of vapour? Or do you mean a good old British petrol tank?

Pro-pane, my friend.

My mate has a Discovery V8 with a expedition LPG tank, gets about 400 miles. What do you get out of yours?

About the same actually, so I guess it's a substantially smaller tank than that

Kinloss, why on earth would we want a Nimrod!!!

I'm not sure how me distracting the zombies is going to help.

We'll need cheering up.

Yeah, LOLs & shit.

Ah, that's ok then. Just make sure you feed me Z's brains once I'm all zombified n shit.