Oh, yeah. Google "stolen dog suitcase".
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:57 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Um. I hate to say this but I've heard that story before. |
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| Author: | YOG [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:59 ] |
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Bollocks. Urban myth? I was quite boozed at the time, so I'll have to ask my pal about this "girl he knows". |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Either that or it's genuine and I've heard it via another friend on another forum (not impossible, but vaguely unlikely) |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Oh, yeah. Google "stolen dog suitcase".
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:02 ] |
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It's been on a QOTW on B3ta. |
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| Author: | YOG [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:07 ] |
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Oh balls, it's been rewritten several times to occur in all sorts of places. Boo-urns. |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:08 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
If it makes you feel better, it was the first time I heard it.. |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:09 ] |
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Klatrymadon wrote: Oh balls, it's been rewritten several times to occurr in all sorts of places. Boo-urns. We could try and turn it into reality if you like? Anyone got a dog they don't want? |
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| Author: | KovacsC [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:09 ] |
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devilman wrote: Klatrymadon wrote: Oh balls, it's been rewritten several times to occurr in all sorts of places. Boo-urns. We could try and turn it into reality if you like? Anyone got a dog they don't want? yes.. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:10 ] |
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Klatrymadon wrote: A friend told me something mental. Awww, I thought it was the story about the stoned students accidently kidnapping a small autistic man (they thought he was a pixie). |
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| Author: | sinister agent [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:17 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
I can't imagine anyone bothering to steal a suitcase from someone carrying only one, anyway. It'd undoubtedly be full of clothes, making it a very heavy and bulky thing that'd slow you down and make you somewhat conspicuous, and at most all you'd get out of it is a few books and maybe a hairdryer. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:23 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
sinister agent wrote: I can't imagine anyone bothering to steal a suitcase from someone carrying only one, anyway. It'd undoubtedly be full of clothes, making it a very heavy and bulky thing that'd slow you down and make you somewhat conspicuous, and at most all you'd get out of it is a few books and maybe a hairdryer. Yeah, some versions of it elaborate that the helper jokingly asks "blimey luv, wot you got in 'ere, a dead body?" and the embarrassed girl lies that "no, it is heavy yet expensive Amstrad midi system" (I paraphrase) *yoink*. Still though, it clearly never happened. |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:28 ] |
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sinister agent wrote: I can't imagine anyone bothering to steal a suitcase from someone carrying only one, anyway. It'd undoubtedly be full of clothes, making it a very heavy and bulky thing that'd slow you down and make you somewhat conspicuous, and at most all you'd get out of it is a few books and maybe a hairdryer. I was fairly sure that one of the guys hanging outside Euston station yesterday was sizing up my suitcase. Never actually felt like that before. |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
What was in it? |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:29 ] |
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You went to Manchester for the weekend. How the hell did you manage to need a suitcase? |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:34 ] |
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Craster wrote: You went to Manchester for the weekend. How the hell did you manage to need a suitcase? Wife. |
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| Author: | Cras [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:35 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Cunt. Why didn't you just buy her a ticket? |
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| Author: | ApplePieOfDestiny [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:36 ] |
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Craster wrote: Cunt. Why didn't you just buy her a ticket? Heh. To be fair it was for a wedding so it had Suit and dress in it, and shoes. However, with the exception of that I took a t shirt, underwear, toothbrush and contact lenses. She took our spare room. |
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| Author: | Wullie [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:44 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Drunk pilot "lost" an airport. Quote: Two hours later he was apparently so inebriated that he was unable to read the instruments telling him where the Schoengleida airfield was.
"Come on, I know you're down there," he radioed. "Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?" Control tower staff say he also sang a few songs, cracked a mother-in-law joke and told them to "pull their fingers out as I've got a party to go to" |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:45 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Wel, been told to work half days this week and until 15:00 next week. to help me get back into things. This is a surprising move from my company! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:50 ] |
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Mad thunder and lightning and howling rain here. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:52 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Hail! Marble sized hail! Goosh gosh. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:52 ] |
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WullieOoster wrote: Drunk pilot "lost" an airport. Quote: Two hours later he was apparently so inebriated that he was unable to read the instruments telling him where the Schoengleida airfield was. "Come on, I know you're down there," he radioed. "Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?" Control tower staff say he also sang a few songs, cracked a mother-in-law joke and told them to "pull their fingers out as I've got a party to go to" Superb. Also linking off from that page is the story of American Pie actor "silly dancey pie fuck boy" getting attacked by a monkey in Gibraltar. |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 13:54 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pz-KNs5bts kitteh with eyebrows, is very cute! |
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| Author: | Bobbyaro [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:05 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
I just got a message over XBL saying, "txt bac if u want to do mike myers." Now I liked Austin Powers, but that's taking it a bit far. |
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| Author: | Runcle [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:06 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Mad thunder and lightning and howling rain here. We had that up nroth last night. |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:07 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
First coat of paint is on, looks OK, needs a second coat though. And I think I'm going to be a pint of paint short. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:07 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: I just got a message over XBL saying, "txt bac if u want to do mike myers." Now I liked Austin Powers, but that's taking it a bit far. For some reason I'd expect him to have a dirty, matted rectum. |
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| Author: | Zardoz [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:10 ] |
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...and say "Schwing!" on entry. |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:16 ] |
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Don't be daft. He'd grunt it. |
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| Author: | Mimi [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:18 ] |
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heh |
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| Author: | MaliA [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:20 ] |
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Mimi wrote:    Awesome. |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:23 ] |
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Mimi wrote:
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 14:25 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Zardoz wrote: WullieOoster wrote: Drunk pilot "lost" an airport. Quote: Two hours later he was apparently so inebriated that he was unable to read the instruments telling him where the Schoengleida airfield was. "Come on, I know you're down there," he radioed. "Where the bloody hell have you hidden yourself?" Control tower staff say he also sang a few songs, cracked a mother-in-law joke and told them to "pull their fingers out as I've got a party to go to" Superb. Also linking off from that page is the story of American Pie actor "silly dancey pie fuck boy" getting attacked by a monkey in Gibraltar. Gah, it's ten years since American Pie! |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:15 ] |
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Fucking GTA FUCKING 4 ARGH! |
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| Author: | Dimrill [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:21 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Crap, innit? |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:28 ] |
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Bobbyaro wrote: Wel, been told to work half days this week and until 15:00 next week. to help me get back into things. This is a surprising move from my company! That's a subtle way to get rid of you. Just phase you out. |
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| Author: | The Rev Owen [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:29 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Dimrill wrote: Crap, innit? Best gave ever, AKCHELOI. |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:32 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Crap, innit? Just FUCKING frustrating. I'm nearly at the end,only trying to finish it for the achievement points. Just you get so far on a mission, they are all the same, and then you click to go into cover and he dives into the tiniest most pointless piece of cover and thus gets shot at. ARGH! ANGER! |
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| Author: | nickachu [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:35 ] |
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One thing I've noticed with my xbox that is very handy, it remembers where you were on a dvd even if you take it out a put a game in. Good old xbox |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:42 ] |
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The Rev Owen wrote: Dimrill wrote: Crap, innit? Best gave ever, AKCHELOI. It'd be a crazy man to claim such a thing while copies of Horace Goes Skiing can still be purchased. Few games have attempted a full on crossing a motorway simulator and then a full skiing game. Crazy! |
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| Author: | TheVision [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:51 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
I've just found out that Lord Alan Sugar will be coming to my work next Friday. How nice will that be? I hope he brings that Kate lady with him so I can feed her an apple or sugar lump. |
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| Author: | zaphod79 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 15:59 ] |
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Dimrill wrote: Hail! Marble sized hail! Goosh gosh. thats not hail ! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/8231736.stm?ls |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
I've just found out that I'm visiting the workplace of TheVision next Friday. How bloody annoying will that be. I bet some fool tries to wave sugar lumps at me again. |
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| Author: | Grim... [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:00 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
chinnyhill10 wrote: I've just found out that I'm visiting the workplace of TheVision next Friday. How bloody annoying will that be. I bet some fool tries to wave sugar lumps at me again. Hahah you're Kate 
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:01 ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Bits & Bobs XII |
Actually, if he's going to give a talk, wait for the Q&A put up your hand for a question and when he picks you pull out a GX4000 from under your coat and ask him "what the fuck do you know about anything eh?". |
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| Author: | Kern [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:05 ] |
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'Lord Sugar, how much would you sell me a peerage for?' |
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| Author: | kalmar [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:06 ] |
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Careful chinny, at this rate criticism of Lord Alan could soon see you hung for treason. |
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| Author: | chinnyhill10 [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:06 ] |
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Kern wrote: 'Lord Sugar, how much would you sell me a peerage for?' "And not one of the shit ones with the green screen either." |
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| Author: | devilman [ Tue Sep 01, 2009 16:07 ] |
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chinnyhill10 wrote: Actually, if he's going to give a talk, wait for the Q&A put up your hand for a question and when he picks you pull out a GX4000 from under your coat and ask him "what the fuck do you know about anything eh?". Or.. Quote: 3" Disks?? Bloody 3" Disks??
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